The Song of the People's Champion
An Ode to the Hero of Patriots Worldwide
Decades from now, our young progeny brave
Born to do right, to protect and to save
Will sing of a Defender, noble and true
A Hero named Trump, who stood up for you.
His path was not easy, his opponent unfair;
They mocked him, his family, his beautiful hair.
Treated as first as a joke beyond measure,
So maligned was our God, our Pyx, our Treasure.
Our Champion fell not to allies disloyal,
With power and fury he entombed them in soil.
The fallen Republicans, plan as they may
Can never make Caesar say "Et tu, Brute?"
Nothing could fell the patriot sublime,
Though hordes of the cowards tried time and time
To trip him up or to make him a fool,
They attacked in a method relentless and cruel.
Dear Leader would not be so easily beaten,
Not by such lying, pusillanimous cretins.
Not by his enemy, a displeasing hag
Perpetually angry and on the rag.
This dynasty of corruption, the house of Clinton
Inbred buffoons born poverty-stricken
Who, through underhanded dealing, stumbled onto wealth
False aristocrats with blood-stained pelf.
Our Hero is fierce, and of most noble bearing
Yet kind, magnanimous, decent, and caring.
His wrath is saved for the unjust and vile;
His piercing blue eyes can see through their guile.
His victory has come, His promises true;
His words ring fair 'neath the red, white and blue.
Like the Boreads of old who drove off the harpies,
He defeated a "woman" most frumpy and snarky.
Take not for granted what Dear Leader has done;
Without him we would miss the joy and the fun
Of Twitter meltdowns, weeping and gnashing of teeth
The death knell of libertines immoral and weak.
Forget not his efforts, and his significant role
In destroying the system and removing its soul.
Such is the song of the People's Champion,
An upstanding Liberator who made his country great again.
I want to thank Donald J. Trump, his family, his workers, and his supporters for making such a historic upset possible. With all of your contributions we managed to retake our country from those bent on its destruction and to plan a better future for coming generations.
Also, fuck you, @DooMguy, for making me write this. Almost an hour of my life wasted, SMH.
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