1) Do you travel with camels in your country?
Turkey does not have a desert and I've never seen a camel in my life

2) How many wives does your father have?
My father is not brave enough to do that.

3) No no You can never be a Turk, you are blonde, how can your eyes be blue?
Hmmm I think even genes are becoming racist

4) Why didn't you marry an old man when you were 9? why did your father let you go to school?
You watch too many movies

5) Why did you move to America? Did they whip you for not wearing a headscarf?
What does the whip look like?

6) Why do Turks want to invade Europe?
Who tells you these tales?

7) Why are you still wearing those red hats in your country?
As I remember Ottoman died 100 years ago.

8 ) Why don't the Turks give Constantinopolis back to the Greeks?
15 million Turks live in Istanbul. This is more than the population of Greece!

9) Can you read me this Arabic sentence?
WE ARE NOT ARABBBBBBBBBBB

10 ) Do you have sex like us?
No, we're breeding with mitosis division.

11) Do you use toilet paper?
No, we're cleaning our asses with stones.

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