Women belong in the kitchen

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Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.

johnny_hustle · Accepted Answer

hahahah. too funny

Good thing I don't let a girl I'm dating in the kitchen. I prefer doing the cooking. And for good reason. If you want something done right, do it yourself :p.

I agree with littletad. Men honestly, don't care how things go in the household as long as his girl is happy. And what makes a girl happy is her being the boss around the house. So it's a win win.

Littletad · Accepted Answer

Truthfully, women really do wear the pants. But they merely placate us and tell us that were the "head" of the household. It's been like this for centuries.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I believe there's research that men have shorter lives because they only have one X chromosome, hence they're not diploid in every sense.  That reduces their vitality.  testosterone also reduces health.

italykam · Accepted Answer

Lol, it's a funny joke :) But some guys (not all, so guys totally no offense :)) won't help out ever in the kitchen and just leave their girl to do that work. But of course ^ Not All do that.

vocalheiress · Accepted Answer

OMG wow! I love that! ahahahaha. I hate it when guys say something like "women belong in a kitchen" cause I fire right back at them. This is gold. =D

meesh1220 · Accepted Answer

LOL. I think some people that commented on this need to loosen up and let their sense of humor soar...;-)

darkknight1x · Answer

To bad that you women could only kill a guy within an arm length with a knife. At least us guys can kill people by throwing knives at them. And the reason why women live longer is because they are able to handle stress better.

ikarus · Answer

i thought it was because of their nightly dose of protein? lol JK

Brando · Answer

That may be true but I'm still without a sandwich, beer, and sexual gratification so less talking and more working please ;)

ItalianBro · Answer

The reason women live longer than men is because men have to deal with their wives.

cjwright79 · Answer

I have seen this idea expressed countless times on the internet by various adolescents. I could hardly imagine anything more damning of their own intelligence.

EddyMetal · Answer

I think the reason women typically live longer is because men usually do more strenuous physical labor.

Anonymous · Answer

OH, THAT'S A WOMAN FOR YOU! YOU HEAR SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE, SO YOU MAKE THREATS & GET YOUR KICKS OUT OF MAKING SOME GUY SUFFER! MAYBE THE GUY JUST WANTS YOU SOMEWHERE THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MEAN, VINDICTIVE. THREATENING BIG MOUTH! EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?

MN_Yankee · Answer

So you're agreeing that women belong in the kitchen? Or are you just saying that they spend all their time in the kitchen, making sandwiches and cooking for their man like nature intended?

Deppsies · Answer

women just don't do crazy sh*t like men, and therefor don't end up dead by trying to skateboard over a ramp of fire:)

The-Romanian · Answer

Yeah, now go make me that sammich. And you only live longer because you've nagged us to death.

tokioangel95 · Answer

Some women want to belong in the kitchen, I don't, I like to be free (with a gun :P instead of a knife)

guacamole8774 · Answer

3 women walk into a bar just kidding... it was a kitchen

Swampwater · Answer

i really can't stand these pig headed male chauvinists.. women belong in the bedroom not the kitchen

Anonymous · Answer

Yes women belong in the kitchen. There have been gender roles as long as there have been genders. From now on only butter knives are allowed in my kitchen.

ihatework · Answer

people shouldn't be defined by their gender

Rubywolf · Answer

I can throw a knife with absolute precision. Glad men want to keep me in the kitchen.

iRockYourWorld · Answer

That's really sad! I can't cook. And in reality, my boyfriend is an awesome cook. xD

enlightenment · Answer

awesome...so now we're psycho knife wielding murders?

Ezmotts · Answer

I heard a good joke once. Why do women get raped? Because they leave the kitchen.

luckycharms1717 · Answer

Lol, I'm a chef, so I'm a little biased...

Anonymous · Answer

haha. so women are murderers?

pandaninja · Answer

the tampons are on aisle six

Disputin_Rasputin · Answer

That's why I never trust female hairdressers.

MissRed13 · Answer

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...XD

alexis7 · Answer

HAHAHA

Anonymous · Answer

LOL.

tyt_2012 · Answer

LOLLLLLL

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