If Dr. Fauci told you that Covid is spread by farts and you should wear a mask on your butt, would you?

[exitseven]

[electromagnetic]

Damn, so y’all saying covid germs are going to crawl up my pants and penetrate, then penetrate my underwear, THEN, try and penetrate a circumference the size of a quarter just to make me sick. Might as well tape my booty hole shut.

[loves2learn]

Absolutely. Fart liners are a thing. Supposed to midigate the smell.

[exitseven]

I bet they are infused with activated charcoal?

[loves2learn]

Probably! I love activated charcoal.

[exitseven]

you are so strange.

[loves2learn]

Hahaha! How so? It makes a great body wash and eliminates the stink from my fridge.

[exitseven]

In that context I guess it makes sense.

[loves2learn]

Thanks @exitseven!

[ADFSDF1996]

I’d say “Bullscheise” because it’s already been proven that smelling your partner’s farts actually helps prevent diseases.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease/amp/

[OlderAndWiser]

Baa-a-a-a-a-a-ah! Baa-a-a-a-a-a-ah! Baa-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

Of course I would. Dr. Fauci wouldn't lie to us, would he? No one in the government would lie to us! Never!

[Stoner710]

That’s hilarious.

No I thought Dr. Fauci should’ve been fired back in September Telling us we can’t have Thanksgiving with our family and telling us that we can’t have Christmas with our family or you fucking nuts and then everyone goes along and agrees with it. No thanks that’s the one time me and my family actually get together we could do it on the Fourth of July but I don’t see the point of getting together on Fourth of July unless you’re able to light off fireworks which were not because of burn bands and I’m not a big fan of crowds so I’d rather not go to someplace where I’m going to watch it and there’s going to be a massive crowd there with expensive food that’s no better than McDonald’s But it’s just as much as a McDonald’s meal. So yeah I think Dr. Fauci should’ve been fired back in September

[007kingifrit]

some of these idiots really would do that lol

they don't understand fauci isn't using his medical knowledge to make decisions, he is just trying to stay powerful by picking an option that is least dangerous... for him. not for you.

[Redred56]

I would for sure, I’d make Fartchi show me how to put it on, real close like!
get his nose nice and close. And 💨 all better now, I don’t think so!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Does that mean Dutch oven would spread covid? Oops🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

[Singlebimom]

Sure but you wouldn't be able to tell if i was haha... you think i should wear one on my face... just bc he said i should... haahaa

[Wiredone]

I don't believe anything he, or anyone else says about the virus or the so called vaccine. Everything is just so damn contradicting and lies.

[Anonymous]

They're called underwear and pantsThere was actually a study on this topic Fart germs don't go through underwear and pants https://www. ncbi. nlm. nih. gov/pmc/articles/PMC1121900/

[exitseven]

I knew that sooner or later somebody would confuse me with the facts.

[Still-alive]

lol how on earth did you find this study?

[Opinion Owner]

@Still-alive someone posted it on reddit

[Still-alive]

Was the topic all about farts or something? just so out of left field lol

[Opinion Owner]

@Still-alive it was on /r/todayilearned where people post interesting and weird stuff

[NaultD]

We already wear double masks with pants and hopefully underwear. I think we have covered our bases on that front.

[slatyb]

Stupid question. Fauci doesn't just make up things to say. His recommendations are backed by evidence. Unlike, say, Christianity.

[Surely]

I would eat more hard boiled eggs and baked beans. Get the herd immunity going!

[jshm2]

That's called "ebola" and "wearing underwear" my dear.

Ebola spreads through saliva and faecal matter, as well as blood.

[Anonymous]

Yes. I don’t care how ridiculous it would look, I fart more than everyone else in the world combined and if I didn’t wear an ass-mask I’d be solely responsible for the spread of covid.

[Anonymous]

yes because if i dont them the leftists/democrats with accuse me of not believing in their version of science

[Laciandmaci]

why wear a butt mask, I already have underwear and pants on!

[JamieLoves]

No.. He’s full of shit and has a huge investment in gates’ vaccine 💉
I won’t wear a mask now!
I’m free , think for myself and I can’t be controlled.

[The_Sal]

leftist definitely would.
righties would be laughing

[joeldalton]

I know a lot of people who would. I stopped listening to that asshole last spring.

[pokerbot]

If Trump told you to inject yourself with disinfectant would you do that?