What's the most ridiculous covid-19 theory you've ever heard?

[weasley8]

That it’s being used as an excuse to microchip us all with the vaccine. For tracking purposes.


First of all, the type of needle needed to insert a microchip is so much larger than that used for the vaccine. We would know if we were being microchipped. People are given anesthesia for that kind of needle.


Second, that type of microchip can only be read by magnetic sensors from a very close distance. Hence they would be completely ineffective as trackers.


People are so quick to buy into propaganda. Especially when it’s playing on something traumatic. They’d rather believe that someone is plotting against them than accept that something bad happened, and deal with it. And it makes the effects of the initial bad thing last so much longer.

[Agape93]

That dr. Fauci and Chinese communists created it to wipe out western civilization, tank Trumps approval and kill conservatives. That it was funded by soros due to his socialist Jew sympathies.


Yeah. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.

[Ditto626]

Dr. Fauci is a competent physician and we should do everything he says.

Democrat politicians forcing lock downs and restrictions on us and then breaking their own rules shortly after. "Rules for Me but not for Thee".

Joe Biden got the vaccines out to the American people. That was Trump that got the ball rolling. Not that old dementia ridden, child sniffing racist and his Kackling VP that kept minority men in jail past their paroles to use them as cheap slave labor and kept a man on death role to keep her conviction record.

[Browneye57]

That masks do ANYTHING. All fake.
That the vaccine is really a "vaccine".
That the number of deaths caused by covid are even remotely accurate.
That it didn't come from gain of function research work at the Wuhan bio lab.
That Dr. Fauci knows any fucking thing.

I could go on, but you get the idea...

[OlderAndWiser]

That we should all accept wearing masks as the "new normal."

[ladsin]

That it came about through frozen ferret steaks.

[Virgo31]

“You are all sheeple! Even the anti-maskers and anti-vaccers don't understand what's happening. Don't you idiots think that Bill Gates has thought about all the possibilities? The vaccine is contagious! That's why they started the mask wearing in the first place, because they knew that smart people would resist, and when the sheeple got vaccinated, the anti-maskers would get infected by the people who are vaccinated! It was the plan all along! And you morons fell for it. If you are a smart anti-masker, now that the vaccine is out and they stopped wearing their mask, we have to start wearing them! Because we know the truth! Vaccinated people will infect you! Mask up against the vaccine!”

[Bellatris]

Oh God, that would have to be the utterly stupid idea that the outbreak of the coronavirus was engineered to fulfil the plans outlined in the U. N. Agenda 21 document, and that Bill Gates, the Illuminati, and "the Jews" are using it to bring about a New World Order where everyone will be injected with 'nanochips' that will control everyone's minds.
Complete and utter batshit crazy, tinfoil garbage! A person would have to be beyond retarded to believe any of this.

[Levin]

That you should stay indoors, not interact with people, not have any social contact and joy, not have any sunlight, live in a sterile environment, not exercise, that the (shit and dead) food you eat is of little consequence,

And that all of this is what keeps you 'healthy'.

[DJB72]

Saw an argument on LinkedIn where two guys are arguing about the vaccine being from Satan...

The "plandemic" bullshit...

Bill Gates wants to control the world and is using covid to do it...

The list gets longer everyday...

[Archerer]

You are all sheeple! Even the anti-maskers and anti-vaccers don't understand what's happening. Don't you idiots think that Bill Gates has thought about all the possibilities? The vaccine is contagious! That's why they started the mask wearing in the first place, because they knew that smart people would resist, and when the sheeple got vaccinated, the anti-maskers would get infected by the people who are vaccinated! It was the plan all along! And you morons fell for it. If you are a smart anti-masker, now that the vaccine is out and they stopped wearing their mask, we have to start wearing them! Because we know the truth! Vaccinated people will infect you! Mask up against the vaccine!

[Anonymous]

Not really one of the Covid-19 theories... But at the end of last winter, I commented on how the number of yearly flu cases was way down because of the mask wearing and social distancing that was done to prevent the spread of Covid. I said this to someone who is a Covid denier. Then she says that the number of flu cases was the same, but they just reported it as Covid.

[TheUniqueOne96]

That people think it's so bad, when the recovery rate is supposed to be at like 99%.

If that many people have died from it and it's still only the 1%, then the chances are we've all caught it and I don't recall dying.

Oh yeah and if the government cared, because of how 'deadly', at least Boris Johnson, he would have locked down much sooner, as it was really bad in Italy prior to coming to the UK.

[bamesjond0069]

I heard it came from china but not to call it a china virus or wu flu and that its super deadly and that they threw together these vaccines that are unapproved and untested. While being necessary to take they also dont make it so you dont need a mask. But its definitely effective and needed but you also still need a mask. Im told that makes sense.

This is by far the most ridiculous thing I've heard.

[Puppystarfish23]

My mum works with a lot of Muslims and they told her the virus was made to kill off the Jews 😅 little do they know her daughter is dating a Jewish man and he hasn't had covid at all from what we know

[Anonymous]

That masks don't work to reduce the spread. Imagine all the surgeons in the world are wearing masks for *no reason*

[BeMuse]

That COVID vaccines are completely safe. The government wouldn't do anything that would hurt you. Anyone can check the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) and see the data. Right now deaths from vaccines this year are on track to be 100 times worse than the previous 30 years. Averse events are also up 20 fold.

[Anonymous]

Overgrown children desperately looking for reasons to rebel by not wearing a mask, convinced the government and media and various rich people are all Nazis and are out to get them. Seriously, I've heard a lot of people comparing wearing masks to the Holocaust. Ya know, 'Murica is founded on rebellion, so all the patriots who "know the truth" aren't gonna be "controlled." But really it just reeks of overgrown children looking for anything to rebel against.

[9andup]

My opinion is this whole covid shit is blow out of proportions. Guess the flu disappeared some how when covid showed up

[John_Doesnt]

The most ridiculous theory is that Bill Gates is somehow involved in injecting people with microchips in the vaccine. People like that have never used Windows 10, because Microsoft can barely get that right without non-stop updates. They could never successfully inject people with a microchip that doesn't explode during one of their random updates.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

That this is the 19th covid virus. So we cured the first 18 so we shouldn’t be worried about the this one.

[Goodwifie]

That the shedding of a person who is vaccinated affects the menstral cycle of women around them. 😂🤣

[Leavesbound]

I don't want to say because 25% of the people who read it will believe it and spread it faster than a virus.

[andreasderjuengere]

Various versions of theories that I think out myself.
I'm a 'conspiractivist inventor' hobbyist.
One of my favourites is that of a failed CIA attack on China's wet-market system.