What's the most ridiculous covid-19 theory you've ever heard?

[sheikalana]

[weasley8]

That it’s being used as an excuse to microchip us all with the vaccine. For tracking purposes.


First of all, the type of needle needed to insert a microchip is so much larger than that used for the vaccine. We would know if we were being microchipped. People are given anesthesia for that kind of needle.


Second, that type of microchip can only be read by magnetic sensors from a very close distance. Hence they would be completely ineffective as trackers.


People are so quick to buy into propaganda. Especially when it’s playing on something traumatic. They’d rather believe that someone is plotting against them than accept that something bad happened, and deal with it. And it makes the effects of the initial bad thing last so much longer.

[Agape93]

That dr. Fauci and Chinese communists created it to wipe out western civilization, tank Trumps approval and kill conservatives. That it was funded by soros due to his socialist Jew sympathies.


Yeah. Nuttier than a squirrel turd.

[sheikalana]

LOL I read about it somewhere too.

[Agape93]

Yeah lol these people are retarded

[SamFromFL]

To be far some dead conservatives wouldn’t be a bad thing for our country.

[Agape93]

Agreed. Hell I’m good with a lot of people dying off, namely the religious and political extremists.

[SamFromFL]

Haha, I should have said ‘most’ conservatives. Better to kill them before they kill us.

[Agape93]

I can get behind that. Most of them are in that tea party, trump ball sucking cult.

[SamFromFL]

Just created a question about this, let’s see how much support we have.

[Agape93]

Probably none. Hit follow so I can watch this shit unfold lol

[SamFromFL]

Done, already got one transphobic answer

[SamFromFL]

Wow! Gag deleted the question..

[Agape93]

That didn’t take long at all lol

[SamFromFL]

Typical fascists

[Agape93]

That or maybe it just violates the rules or something. It’s determined by whoever reported it and whoever removed it. :/ I don’t bother questioning the arbitrary nonsense anymore

[Ditto626]

Dr. Fauci is a competent physician and we should do everything he says.

Democrat politicians forcing lock downs and restrictions on us and then breaking their own rules shortly after. "Rules for Me but not for Thee".

Joe Biden got the vaccines out to the American people. That was Trump that got the ball rolling. Not that old dementia ridden, child sniffing racist and his Kackling VP that kept minority men in jail past their paroles to use them as cheap slave labor and kept a man on death role to keep her conviction record.

[Browneye57]

That masks do ANYTHING. All fake.
That the vaccine is really a "vaccine".
That the number of deaths caused by covid are even remotely accurate.
That it didn't come from gain of function research work at the Wuhan bio lab.
That Dr. Fauci knows any fucking thing.

I could go on, but you get the idea...

[123lucy]

Ok wow. My answer would be people that say what you do.

[Browneye57]

@123lucy - You've been duped.

[LegacyRXT]

please dont open your mouth again

[Browneye57]

@LegacyRXT GTFO idiot.

[Browneye57]

So let's see now... what has happened in JUST the very last few days here in this pandemic...
1. CDC now says you don't need masks. Yeah, if you're vaccinated, but how will they tell, and what difference does it make? For either vaccinated or not? If you are you can't get it. If you're not, that's on you.
2. Cases are WAY WAY down. Gee, I wonder why.
3. Uncle-Fauci's culpability is finally coming to light with his funding of gain of function lab work in Wuhan.

Come on people, OPEN YOUR EYES! THINK FOR YOURSELF! Are you THINKING people or SHEEP?

[OlderAndWiser]

That we should all accept wearing masks as the "new normal."

[TheAnonInTheMachine]

Just as in the xkcd. com comic no. 2457 I would prefer if going forward, if you feel sick and are coughing, the normal would be to wear a mask like in east Asian countries already was before the pandemic.

[shalt]

Lmao against do this on the daily. Before covid, THIS ISSS the new normal, convert and take part

[bwggns01]

Lord Fauci tells you to wear 2 masks now... and the submissive sheep obey. It’s amazing

[ladsin]

That it came about through frozen ferret steaks.

[RCLJT]

I thought it was some Chinaman butt fucking a monkey?

[ladsin]

@RCLJT nah. The WHO actually said it was possible that it was frozen ferret steaks after the bat soup thing fell flat.

[Virgo31]

“You are all sheeple! Even the anti-maskers and anti-vaccers don't understand what's happening. Don't you idiots think that Bill Gates has thought about all the possibilities? The vaccine is contagious! That's why they started the mask wearing in the first place, because they knew that smart people would resist, and when the sheeple got vaccinated, the anti-maskers would get infected by the people who are vaccinated! It was the plan all along! And you morons fell for it. If you are a smart anti-masker, now that the vaccine is out and they stopped wearing their mask, we have to start wearing them! Because we know the truth! Vaccinated people will infect you! Mask up against the vaccine!”

[joeldalton]

That's almost as stupid as "get the vaccine but you still have to wear a mask"

[Levin]

That you should stay indoors, not interact with people, not have any social contact and joy, not have any sunlight, live in a sterile environment, not exercise, that the (shit and dead) food you eat is of little consequence,

And that all of this is what keeps you 'healthy'.

[LegacyRXT]

you're an idiot

[Levin]

Not to mention not taking responsibility for your obesity (40% of Americans) and overweightedness (2/3).

[kmg9150]

Yep. People act they are all conscious about scaring lives now yet they still drive like a-holes, smoke, drink, and like you said eat crap. Funny that you can buy jack in the box with foodstamps and this is off the website “SNAP provides nutrition benefits to supplement the food budget of needy families so they can purchase healthy food and move towards self-sufficiency.” 18.5m people die a year across the globe from heart disease, For the last 20 years it’s been number one. Yet where all the fake woken ones about that….. 👍🏼🤟🏼Levin keep fighting on!

[Levin]

@kmg9150 Thank you :)

It's a lonely fight. We need to stand up for each other.

[DJB72]

Saw an argument on LinkedIn where two guys are arguing about the vaccine being from Satan...

The "plandemic" bullshit...

Bill Gates wants to control the world and is using covid to do it...

The list gets longer everyday...

[joeldalton]

Don't forget "two weeks to flatten the curve"

[DJB72]

If everyone globally had followed lockdown then it would have been possible to reduce the pandemic to a crisis. Unfortunately, some orange-skinned fuckwit and his gaggle of gormless goons encouraged the lunatic fringe to develop their beyond insane theories and ultimately led to the antivax movement. The fake-tan-fuckwit-in-chief refused to join Bush, Clinton, Obama, and Carter to have the vaccine live on air, giving the impression to his failworthy-followers that he doubted its efficacy. The report he'd had it was delivered as a minor report.

Cowardly, ignorant, retarded, worthless oxygen-thief.

[joeldalton]

Lmao. You’re a fucking retard.

[DJB72]

Go follow Donny's advice. Shoot up bleach. I'm sure it'll help you no end.

Oh, but of course one day it'll just disappear, won't it.

[joeldalton]

He’s got you real triggered. Don’t forget to wear your mask to show you care!

[DJB72]

I wear it because last time I contracted Covid in June last year I spent 3 months in a coma, my heart stopped and I had to have my leg amputated. I'll happily break my shiny new prosthetic off in the ass of anyone who tries to interact with me without wearing one.

[joeldalton]

Meanwhile Trump, a 74 year old fast-food eating overweight man was back to normal in 4 days.

You’re welcome to come try and kick my ass because I don’t wear a mask. At all.

[Archerer]

You are all sheeple! Even the anti-maskers and anti-vaccers don't understand what's happening. Don't you idiots think that Bill Gates has thought about all the possibilities? The vaccine is contagious! That's why they started the mask wearing in the first place, because they knew that smart people would resist, and when the sheeple got vaccinated, the anti-maskers would get infected by the people who are vaccinated! It was the plan all along! And you morons fell for it. If you are a smart anti-masker, now that the vaccine is out and they stopped wearing their mask, we have to start wearing them! Because we know the truth! Vaccinated people will infect you! Mask up against the vaccine!

[kmg9150]

Dude not one person even handles their masks in such a fashion to prevent anything. You prolly don’t really understand the process of contamination and the steps to prevent it do you. All it takes is one particle. Masks are about control, conformity, manipulation and false security, ain’t shit about safety at all. Never was.

[Archerer]

@kmg9150 pfft you are clearly just another sheep

[RCLJT]

@kmg9150 , 99.9% of the people ( sheeple) aren’t wearing a mask dense enough to filter the China flu droplets, it’s got to do with microns of filtration, if it’s not rated N-95 or higher, they may as well be French kissing a Chinese peasant.

[Archerer]

@RCLJT sounds like mainstream media has your brain warped buddy

[kmg9150]

Clearly huh. You take off your mask and then put it back on several times a day? Do you sanitize every that comes into your home? You prolly use one of those little no touch door grabber things I beg, and then stick it in your pocket and pull it back out with you hands huh? Haha. I’m wolf, Shits going to go around just like anything, if it even is anything. Think about zombie apocalypse, it gunna get you one way or another. How you know there even is a virus. How do you know the vaccine are shooting some nanomites into you, which are contagious by the way? This is about population control, easier way to combat their global warming. That’s why the older gen got poked first and then so on down the line. They don’t want to kill us they just don’t want us to live as long. If they kill us they lose all their worker bees, you think the Elite want to “work” like use peasants do? Your still part of the herd if you think otherwise. I’ve worked containment, I know works and what doesn’t. You think them germs at the inside of your mask are healthy to breath in everyday? By the way I don’t wear mask because it’s my choice, not because anyone’s saying it’s safe or not. I haven't since beginning. But next time You want call someone out then you better back it up with more than murmur while you walk away.

[Archerer]

@kmg9150 the vaccine IS contagious, you need to wear a mask to protect from the vaccine not from COVID hoax you sheep

[kmg9150]

@RCLJT much agreed, CDC couldn’t even do a study which tells what’s the best material for homemade masks, yet best way to protect you from giving it to others (not yourself though). Year later and nothing. Shit cracks me up. I don’t particular believe the Chinese to blame, I would put it past them Democrats to have let something loose over there for own political nefarious scheme. I personally believe it is the actions greater than any one country, rather it to be the likes of a global organization. The want to create the hate and divide gives them control that way.

[kmg9150]

@Archerer like I said, bet you don’t even handle the mask correctly to stop all possible contagion from coming in contact with your body are you. What is exactly contagious about the vaccine, is the blood contagious, any fluid, respiratory microns, your hair? You don’t even know what your could be trying to shield…. For all you know it could transfer through dead skin cells and you walk around with mask on. What exactly is the vaccine doing then, what’s the purpose of it all you have said is it’s contagious. What back page website are you getting your information from? I know this, I am not going to live in fear, if the government wants to exterminate then so be it, because their not going to like it if people aren’t around to line their pockets and do the hard work which fuels everything. You can either run scared with conspiracy or you can run scared with belief, your still part of the herd. People on your mindset aren’t hard to fine, you think your not part of the heard because you can see it all, sure you see what they want you to see and you guys make up your own herd. You don’t believe lies, you fear the truth instead. Like I said, I’m not going to live in fear. I will control my own emotional and thoughts, you go on letting them control yours.

[RCLJT]

@kmg9150 , what mask?

[RCLJT]

@kmg9150 , I’m sure it was, anything to help get Trump out of office.

[Archerer]

@RCLJT Trump was the one who worked with Bill Gayes to get the contagious liquid into the vaccine you fool, that’s why he was so resistant about masks in the first place, and why he got COVID too

[Archerer]

It was all a ploy to get conservatives against masks thereby infecting themselves when the sheeple got vaccinated

[RCLJT]

If all you have is names, and cannot objectively look at other opinions without throwing a toddler temper tantrum I invite you to go fuck yourself with a cactus.

[Archerer]

@RCLJT Fucking yourself with a cactus is actually the only cure to the vaccine!

[RCLJT]

🤣🤣🤣

[TheUniqueOne96]

That people think it's so bad, when the recovery rate is supposed to be at like 99%.

If that many people have died from it and it's still only the 1%, then the chances are we've all caught it and I don't recall dying.

Oh yeah and if the government cared, because of how 'deadly', at least Boris Johnson, he would have locked down much sooner, as it was really bad in Italy prior to coming to the UK.

[bamesjond0069]

I heard it came from china but not to call it a china virus or wu flu and that its super deadly and that they threw together these vaccines that are unapproved and untested. While being necessary to take they also dont make it so you dont need a mask. But its definitely effective and needed but you also still need a mask. Im told that makes sense.

This is by far the most ridiculous thing I've heard.

[Puppystarfish23]

My mum works with a lot of Muslims and they told her the virus was made to kill off the Jews 😅 little do they know her daughter is dating a Jewish man and he hasn't had covid at all from what we know

[sheikalana]

This virus doesn't chose nationalities, ethnicities or religions lol.

[Puppystarfish23]

Actually if your black or Asian the effects can be a lot worse. In my country they are trying to conceive the Asian community to get the vaccine more than anyone else

[sheikalana]

I'm mixed Asian. My brother had covid-19 a few months ago. He's fine now.

[Puppystarfish23]

Yeah I don't fully understand it myself but the media in the UK say Asians are more susceptible to it and the effects are worse. I don't know just going by what I've been told

[Puppystarfish23]

www.nihr.ac.uk/.../26171

[Anonymous]

That masks don't work to reduce the spread. Imagine all the surgeons in the world are wearing masks for *no reason*

[sheikalana]

Exactly!

[Levin]

Masks in surgeries are a little different. Firstly we're dealing with open wounds and bacterial infections; secondly it's a clinical and sterile environment, where masks are used properly, supposed to be changed every few hours, and are hopefully high quality, standardised ppe.

Although incidentally, my understanding is that even the scientific evidence suggests that masks used during surgeries actually have no effect on outcomes and subsequent infections. Of course, none of this effects policy where certain things are anathema, challenge convention and 'what we're told', and intuition, to the extent that it would no one would ever countenance such 'recklessly dangerous' practices! Alas, do some digging, and we're seldom following anything remotely connected to science.

[Opinion Owner]

@Levin What? None of what you said is true. I work in a hospital and my job is to test effectiveness of different masks. Do your research:

https://www.pnas.org/content/118/4/e2014564118

[Levin]

"Therefore, we should not be surprised to find that there is no RCT for the impact of masks on community transmission of any respiratory infection in a pandemic."

[Opinion Owner]

@Levin... read the whole article..

[joeldalton]

[Opinion Owner]

@joeldalton oy, read the article. You didn’t read it.

[joeldalton]

Oy, read the CDC’s reply.

[Opinion Owner]

@joeldalton lol, I don't know where to start with you. I can tell you are not medically educated though, that's a start. The second is that you took a single sentence and then thought that means everything, without actually understanding context and reading scientific papers (like the one I sent you). Why do you think the: "CDC recommends that people wear masks in public settings, at events and gatherings, and anywhere they will be around other people. Effective February 2, 2021, masks are required on planes, buses, trains, and other forms of public transportation traveling into, within, or out of the United States and in U. S. transportation hubs such as airports and stations."

For no reason? Just for fun? Or did the people at the CDC read *whole articles* do a literature review and not just skim them or look for "gotcha" lines.

[joeldalton]

The CDC recommended masks because they wanted to give the public something to make themselves feel secure.

You tell me, why has every scientific study prior to May of 2020 come to the conclusion that masks are ineffective at preventing the spread of respiratory viruses.

You tell me, since you're portraying yourself as someone so much more intelligent than me, why the CDC lied about the risk of outdoor transmission and why anyone should trust anything they say at this point.

You tell me why they advocated to school districts that plexiglass barriers should be installed in schools, only to come out and say "well that advice was not based on any scientific studies".

You tell me why the CDC, the WHO, and the US Surgeon general stated that masks are ineffective in 2020.

You tell me why the US had 80% (roughly) mask compliance but there was no effect on the rise and fall of cases.

You tell me why the box of surgical masks has a disclaimer that it doesn't prevent you from catching Covid-19.

Since you're so astute at "telling" things, this should be easy for you.

[Levin]

@joeldalton the security thing tallies up here. After they'd terrified everyone with fear and propaganda they were expecting everybody to go back on public transport, 'naked'. Hence masks, which may offer some psychological comfort, but are just plain retarded. In their own words they don't work, or are at best dubious at the start on the pandemic. And then suddenly all established science gets flipped on its head and they're mandatory. There's the scientific equivalent of book burnings going on as I've noticed quite a few journal articles disappearing.

Anyeay the idea that masks do anything is laughable and absurd. If we were being monitored by alien races they're probably chuckling at us for engaging in these rituals. I hope you enjoy your nice salary and status from doing the bidding of your masters by setting up studies to find just what you want.

[joeldalton]

@Levin We have to look no further than the CDC's insane recommendations for children at summer camps to see they've completely gone off the rails. None of it is based on science, it's the death throes of an authoritarian bureaucracy trying desperately to remain relevant.

[BeMuse]

That COVID vaccines are completely safe. The government wouldn't do anything that would hurt you. Anyone can check the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) and see the data. Right now deaths from vaccines this year are on track to be 100 times worse than the previous 30 years. Averse events are also up 20 fold.

[9andup]

My opinion is this whole covid shit is blow out of proportions. Guess the flu disappeared some how when covid showed up

[MOUNTAINTOPD2]

HE GETS IT :)

[sheikalana]

I guess even doctors don't know how to differentiate covid-19 from the flu.

[9andup]

Apparently not. It seems no matter what ailing from it will be covid when they are done. If the federal government wouldn't have givim thousands of dollars everytime someone had covid the apes would had been a third of what was claimed

[Bellatris]

Oh God, that would have to be the utterly stupid idea that the outbreak of the coronavirus was engineered to fulfil the plans outlined in the U. N. Agenda 21 document, and that Bill Gates, the Illuminati, and "the Jews" are using it to bring about a New World Order where everyone will be injected with 'nanochips' that will control everyone's minds.
Complete and utter batshit crazy, tinfoil garbage! A person would have to be beyond retarded to believe any of this.

[John_Doesnt]

The most ridiculous theory is that Bill Gates is somehow involved in injecting people with microchips in the vaccine. People like that have never used Windows 10, because Microsoft can barely get that right without non-stop updates. They could never successfully inject people with a microchip that doesn't explode during one of their random updates.

[friendzoned4life]

Elon Musk is working with neuralink on a chip that is small enough to inject

Klaus schwaab wrote a book called covid 19 the great reset
He is leader of WEF

And actually said that was the plan to chip People

So yes Bill Gates ain't the one making the chips but he did a lot with making the toxic jabs

[friendzoned4life]

Event 201 and Agenda 20/30 for more info

[John_Doesnt]

@friendzoned4life you're so wrong, it's BigFoot and his homosexual buddy Jesus who are working on the chips.

[friendzoned4life]

😅😅😅 nope

[Matt57]

I think the Plandemic shit or the 5G shit. I don’t think it’s a complete hoax, I just believe that government never wastes a good disaster. Kinda sucks when the hoaxers think I’m one of them or the “listen to the government, they know what’s best” people think I’m a hoaxer.

[MOUNTAINTOPD2]

Revelation 13:17

so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark,
which is the name of the beast or the number of its name

th. bing. com/.../OIP. JIxX0obkyjNbYbgkVmrCKwHaE8

have fun in outer darkness

[Chris_u006]

That the mass vaccination will help and erase the plague by all means.
If that's true at all, how are Big Pharma going to make more money after this pandemic? Something worth thinking of and question at least.
All I can say is that some sheeple will wake up politically after this.

[Anonymous]

That the Covid vaccine can be altered by all these 5G satellites that are being put up making people sicker over time lol is that a ridiculous conspiracy theory? Considering that this “vaccine” really isn’t a vaccine, this mRNA tells your genes to alter itself.

[Anonymous]

Not really one of the Covid-19 theories... But at the end of last winter, I commented on how the number of yearly flu cases was way down because of the mask wearing and social distancing that was done to prevent the spread of Covid. I said this to someone who is a Covid denier. Then she says that the number of flu cases was the same, but they just reported it as Covid.

[joeldalton]

Then you turned around and said Covid was still going on because people aren’t following the rules.

[krin_m]

That the vaccine has nano-chips that give Bill Gates complete control over you!

[sheikalana]

LMAO.

[LLStylish]

Big KEKW

[NikolaiIvanov]

Definitely this.

[chico800]

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

[Wild_Surpise]

It’s called selective B. S.

[Anonymous]

That mask and vaccines are gonna be what cures covid 😂

[genericname85]

that it is a disease "WAY MORE DANGEROUS" than a flu. and also the stupid theory, that it was originally spread from some sort of Wuhan bat-soup.

[MOUNTAINTOPD2]

lol you are insane

[genericname85]

@MOUNTAINTOPD2 yeah, i agree. that's what happens when you're educated in a field that makes you able to see the statistical horseshit they're doing and litterally can't believe that the entire western world is falling for that nonsense. guess the pharma indusutry is that powerfull. i mean you find the supporting science for the current paradigm mostly coming from think tanks and organisations that are part of or funded by the national governments. world renowned specialists in the repsectible fields are actually just simply ignored. it's almost like western governments have learned a new trick from china (who leads the WHO currently) on how to use science to oppress the masses. religion has been decommissioned.

[genericname85]

in case you are wondering what statistical bullshit i mean:
1: using PCR test to proof an infection despite a PCR test not being able to diagnose an infection
2: After over a year we still count people that died with covid as if they died to covid, while we're at the same time not counting anyone that dies with the vaccine as "having died to the vaccine"
3: in mortality data, people who died 3 months after being positively diagnosed with covid as "covid death" no matter what they died to. 3 weeks after the vaccine, we are not counting the vaccine as a death cause anymore.

[genericname85]

for 3: note that "positively diagnosed" means "positive pcr test", which as i said in point 1: can't diagnose an ongoing infection xD

[genericname85]

all that doesn't even touch the way they're making the infection rate statistics absolutely meaningless by making them not representative through scientifically invalid sampling methods.

[Anonymous]

Tracking chips in it. meant to kill people instead of curing. 5G bullshit.

And some other theory I heard recently was Covid was created by organisations in order to recieve more money from the "naive" people.

[Zelda_5]

5g causes it, it's fake, it's governement controlled, etc.

[LLStylish]

An average of 2 years ago when I heard about the first virus. They said the virus turned into a zombie.

[sheikalana]

SMH.

[TheSpaceGnome]

A zombie? like just one? is it like a megazord? xD

[sammy1999]

was told there's a tracking chip in the vaccine and the governments were able to hear us talk

[vald9inches]

That is pretty ridiculous lmfao

[kyleelyn199723]

People must not know that the government can hear you through your electronic devices 😬 people freely running around with IPhones

[The_Maphio]

The very denial of a pandemic having been in place is idiotic to say the least. Whatever theory has been created to reinforce such a stupid thesis is, therefore, immediately braindead.

[Jjpayne]

That drinking alcohol cures covid or that the vaccine will give others covid

[far2gud4u]

That vaccines have nano tech to control us. Oh dear.

[TheFlak38]

That the government cares about your health. That's the best one I think.

[KatherineJ]

That it came from a wet market in Wuhan, meanwhile there is an infectious disease lab just down the road-but don’t pay attention to that.

[Anonymous]

That covid was a plot to sabotage trump's reelection chances.

If trump was successful on covid their plan would've backfired and he'd have won in a landslide just like the president of new zealand did. For the plan to work the chinese would have to know trump was an incompetent, idiot. 🤔

[CaliDad]

Well most of us knew that. Including the Russians and Chinese.

[NoManTwo]

Why did the drug companies wait till after the day after the election to an ounce the vaccine was ready to use.

[CaliDad]

That determination is made by the FDA, not the drug companies... which means it was Trump's administration that failed to approve it. FauxNews will make you sound dumb.

[Opinion Owner]

@NoManTwo as calidad said:

That determination is made by the FDA, not the drug companies... which means it was Trump's administration that failed to approve it. FauxNews will make you sound dumb.

[KrakenAttackin]

That masks actually help stop the spread. My own doctor told me Covid is too small for most masks to stop.

[Sevenpointfive]

that a lab rat was paid to unleash a new flu to further the democratic agenda. i don't even know why people are fucking around with the flu in the first place. you can't beat it

[JamieLoves]

That it’s a going to kill everyone!
It’s the damn flu. With a 98.7% survival rate ! FACT !

Another is, that masks stop it from spreading...

I could go on , but why...

[Mgpretty23]

Not a FACT! It’s killed thousands.

[JamieLoves]

The flu has. Just as it’s done year after year

[Mgpretty23]

It’s not a flu it’s a fucking virus

[Chthou95]

@Mgpretty23 a lot of those numbers are inflated

[JamieLoves]

@Mgpretty23
LMAO 😂.. The flu is a Virus !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this cunt Is too funny 😁

[JamieLoves]

@Chthou95
Do they come any stupider !!!
“It’s not a flu it’s a fucking virus“
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mgpretty23]

@Chthou95 wtf do you mean inflated? It’s killed thousands period.

[JamieLoves]

@Mgpretty23
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
You’re so Stupid that you gave us all rolling and Laughing 😆

[Chthou95]

@Mgpretty23 Yes and the Yellowstone volcano will erupt any day now. Im more worried about that shit than a stupid virus

[Mgpretty23]

You’re a fucking retard. 😂 like I said the flu is not a virus just look it up dickhead if you don’t believe me. And to call me a cunt, first of all you don’t even know me enough to call me that, second, no one is gonna support you on that one bud, because I’m smarter and more mature than you’ll ever be.

[Mgpretty23]

@Chthou95 like I said you’re a retard, 😂😂😂🤣🤣people are laughing at you right now all the smart people that come on this site, ( which isn’t many). LOOK IT UP YOU STUPID DIRTBAG

[Mgpretty23]

Oh no that was for @ Jamie loves not you

[JamieLoves]

@Chthou95
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Have you ever seen a bigger moron that that numbskull. ?🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
“Thousands have died “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Where are all of the yearly flu deaths? What about. All of the deaths that were car accidents, shootings, heart attacks that were illegally called covid ( flu) for extra federal money? 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[Chthou95]

@Mgpretty23 People are entitled to their options sweet heart. I'm guessing you're a liberal right? And am i suppose to give you a medal for being one of the rare few that thinks she's smart?

[JamieLoves]

@Mgpretty23
You stupid moron ! I’m an MD.
When you’ve gone to college, med school, residency and a practice, you still won’t know what I do! You Pathetic Fool

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves fucking look it up already dumb ass, the flu is not a virus, wtf. I bet you don’t even know what you’re talking about right now because you’re not making any fucking sense. Yea dude you are talking about yourself 💀😂 yes fool, thousands have died, that’s a fact, how does that make me the dumb one? I’m just saying it’s not something you shouldn’t take seriously 50 thousand people just in the US is still a lot.

[JamieLoves]

@Mgpretty23
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 My stomach hurst from laughter!
You’re out of your little mind !

[Mgpretty23]

@Chthou95 I said I I wasn’t talking to you and you know that so stop playing your stupid games. So you’re saying you’re agreeing with this moron? The flu is not a virus? Covid 19 is the same as a fucking flu and should not be taken seriously?

[Chthou95]

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[JamieLoves]

@Chthou95
Love it !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲😂😂😂

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves HA you’re the dumbest MD I have ever met? I’m not an idiot, I just do my fucking research k. The fact that you said that it’s just a flu is incorrect k?

[Chthou95]

@Mgpretty23 It's not as bad as they say it is yes. It kills people but it's not disease X. And you responded to me because i got a notification telling me you responded to my comment

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves oh yea I’m pathetic for standing up to people like you who claim that it’s just a flu when we didn’t have proper treatment or vaccines for COVID 19 like we did the flu. Real pathetic.

[Mgpretty23]

@Chthou95 yea I didn’t mean to reply to your comment, I mentioned that In my other comment, I wasn’t offending you, I was offending the other guy.

[JamieLoves]

@Chthou95

She’s all yours ! I can’t laugh anymore!
I tag out! You’re in😘

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves this guy clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about so I don’t know why you’re laughing maybe because you’re a pathetic retard. I wasn’t offending him, I was offending you. He doesn’t know me enough to call me dumb so there’s nothing to laugh about Dipshit. All I said was that it’s not a flu. He was only commenting because he thought I was insulting him retard. Gtfo 😁

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves yea, you’re laughing because you’re a prick.

[JamieLoves]

@Mgpretty23
Of course! I’m a guy... I have a nice prick!

Hey Idiot! Here’s something for ya !
I’ll spell it out for you. We all know that you’re an imbecile.

COVID-19 is an acronym. COVID-19 stands for corona”virus” disease of 2019.
Ok , there’s your idiot lesson for today...
Oh... Do you understand what an Acronym is?
I didn’t think so.. look it up idiot !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves yes fucker I understand what an acronym is, I’m not retarded. Give me a break I don’t need lessons from you of all people. Yes COVID-19 does stand for the corona virus, thanks for the obvious fact. Now leave me the fuck alone jack ass.

[JamieLoves]

@Mgpretty23
So you finally understand that it’s a “ VIRUS “ you pathetic fool!!

[JamieLoves]

and Yes ! You Most Certainly are a Retard !
It’s a VIRUS !!!

[Mgpretty23]

@jamieloves... wtf I AM THE ONE THAT’S BEEN TELLING YOU IT’S A VIRUS. the first thing I said was, ‘it’s not a flu, it’s a virus.’

[123lucy]

That it doesn't exist, is caused by 5G, and the vaccine has microchips in it.

[Anonymous]

Overgrown children desperately looking for reasons to rebel by not wearing a mask, convinced the government and media and various rich people are all Nazis and are out to get them. Seriously, I've heard a lot of people comparing wearing masks to the Holocaust. Ya know, 'Murica is founded on rebellion, so all the patriots who "know the truth" aren't gonna be "controlled." But really it just reeks of overgrown children looking for anything to rebel against.

[BCA6010]

"The virus originated from someone eating a bat in an exotic food market."

[Mgpretty23]

Kind of sounds like how the virus spread in Contagion.

[exitseven]

That even though the two shot vaccines are 90+% effective we will still need to be locked down and still not have the kids back in school and we will still have to be afraid of dying.

[Celtero]

That masks accomplish anything.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

That this is the 19th covid virus. So we cured the first 18 so we shouldn’t be worried about the this one.

[kyleelyn199723]

🤣 wow

[Goodwifie]

That the shedding of a person who is vaccinated affects the menstral cycle of women around them. 😂🤣

[Leavesbound]

I don't want to say because 25% of the people who read it will believe it and spread it faster than a virus.

[tallcuck]

That it is the biggest threat we have faced in 100 years.

[andreasderjuengere]

Various versions of theories that I think out myself.
I'm a 'conspiractivist inventor' hobbyist.
One of my favourites is that of a failed CIA attack on China's wet-market system.

[Iron_Man]

This crazy hippie at the gym told my brother that who ever takes the COVID-19 vaccine will die in the next two or three years that’s for everyone. And he claims to have a website on it. He’s crazy

[bulletbob555]

Well mine has to do with the vaccine. The craziest thing I heard was they would put a microchip in the vaccine and in me if I got one. Second runner up would be that I will die from it in 6-12 months from it

[joeldalton]

The one where they say masks are effective and lockdowns prevented deaths.

[CaribbeanGuy91]

That it was not manmade to kill millions of people.
The vaccine will protect you and everything will go back the way it was.

[RCLJT]

That a cloth mask will protect you from the flu bug, that the vaccine is safe, that government cares about us.

[_no_one_]

I overheard a muslim guy talking with his friend. He said "Corona is god's sperm, men don't need to be afraid of it, women do". Istg i had to head out as i was craking up.

[Avicenna]

The CCP claim that the US military brought it to China

[RCLJT]

Of course we did cause you know we have military bases there and stuff.

[TheSpaceGnome]

That it's caused by 5G cell tower radio waves.

I wish I was joking.

[Shamalien]

You should inform yourself on the history of electromagnetic infrastructure’s impact on human health, this is something we’ve slowly adapted to tolerate, it is unnatural and it’s effects are well documented once you venture beyond buzzfeed and into actual medical journals

[TheSpaceGnome]

@Shamalien electromagnetism is something thats in nature, we are just harnesssing it when we use technology.

[Shamalien]

And so is radiation, but does that mean being near to a dormant volcano is as bad as being in the most radioactive part of chernobyl?

Electromagnetism in nature is not the same as what we have created, and that should not be difficult to understand. Nature can’t produce enough microwaves to burn food. You think a microwave oven can be compared to anything natural?

[BentAssassin99]

That it was aliens using us as "lab rats" to see how volatile it is then went it detail saying all major pandemics started this way

[worldscolide]

that its some how caused by cell phones.. That its so severe that its going to kill everyone when thats absolutely not true.

[CasaNorba]

that the vaccines are the only things that can stop it

[AA-DRE]

It is known that Covid-19 attacks weak immune systems. All you need is to strength it and all it will do is give you a minor sore throat or headache. Many people got cured of it but getting a vitamin D infusion. And for sever cases Hydroxicloriquin DOES cure the worst systems and allows you to recover.

[DaisyM23]

People thought it was spread through 5G

[sheikalana]

LOL I almost forgot about that rumor.

[es20490446e]

https://youtu.be/LDJfPerjZQo

[Anonymous]

That it innocently came from bats, rather than the fact that it was deliberately used on the world as a biological warfare agent from CHINA!!

[Anonymous]

That you need to wear a mask after being fully vaccinated. The vaccine is like wearing an n95 mask all of the time.