I got arrested for requesting breastmilk on my frappuccino at Starbucks. How do I rip this case in court?

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I requested a female barista for a strawberries and creme with whip creme and breastmilk instead of regular milk. She tattletaled on me for supposed "sexual harassment." I am due in court tomorrow and if I am found guilty I am placed 6 months in prison and/or get a $25,000 fine.
I got arrested for requesting breastmilk on my frappuccino at Starbucks. How do I rip this case in court?
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