Did Donald's horse eat the nuclear secrets?

[purplepoppy]

We've all used the classic "my dog ate my homework" excuse. But does that stretch to "my horse ate the countries nuclear defence plans"?
According to www.theguardian.com/.../donald-trump-tried-pay-lawyer-horse-book-david-enrich-servants-of-the-damned Trump likes to pay people off with horses so it's logical to deduce when he saw the FBI pull up he fed the documents to a horse.
Why hasn't anyone else thought of this?

[NewsReader]

If he ever did that then it would have been in a newspaper from whenever this happened. No evidence of that. Just because someone wrote it in a book doesn't make it true. Would you believe everything in a book that Trump would write? Of course not. So why believe other politicians? Especially when there is no evidence of proof to back it up.

[Surely]

I was under the impression that the nuclear codes were changed when the president left office and without the nuclear football. The codes wouldn’t be any good.
I remember hearing that somewhere.

Unless Trump had a nuclear football made of his own!

[TheBigWhistle]

I think your story got it confused. In actuality, when it's time for Trump to pay people who've done work for him, instead of money, he just gives them a bunch of horseshit.

[Anonymous]

Horses are not a strong area for me and sadly I fear I may be falling back to knowledge gained very early on but don't horses eat goat fed cows?

[Smallboobsgotohell]

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[legalboxers]

@smallboobsgotohell

[FunkyMonkee]

Did Donald even HAVE them? If he did, it was for OUR benefit!! Can you imagine JOE having them?

[Dargil]

There were none. That was silly fake news by the DOJ.

[AviatorTom]

Which one in the picture is the horse?

[legalboxers]

you know he did.. someone put honey on it

[Andres77]

Where’s his horse?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

He ate his horse

[nosurprisesy]

Andy warhol is sexy