Should America should hand over control to the British until they get their act together?

Question

First of all, they let a criminal run the country. They had no mechanism at all to prevent a person who was well-known to be a bit dodgy take office. Then it's taken years to put a case together that hinges on the word of a prostitute.

You'd expect such things in some banana republic no one can point to on a map but not a major first world country. Next it'll be armed gangs dictating who can vote or be in a neighbourhood.

Then you've got grandpa Biden who can't even control his bladder let alone the country. It's easier to get a giant Chinese balloon in America than to abort your incest fetus. Americas one step from stoning non believers and he's zero grip on the situation.

Now it's pointless letting Americans sort it out. America is hard right v hard left. Either way extremist countries are dangerous.

Solution? Hand over total control to a stable country like the UK (or me) until you get your act together

PositiveFlight · Accepted Answer

Things are bad here in the US, because people in office refuse to follow our founding principles and the constitution. None of this would be a problem if the constitution were followed. These morons even swore an oath to the Constitution and yet they try to find ways around it instead. That arrogance is what has us in the situation we are. That said, turning it over to any European country would be 1000 times worse! Europe doesn’t have it’s act together at all! Just look at all the foreign invaders coming into Germany alone. If Russia or China decided to take over Europe, they could do it overnight because Europe and its people refuse to be armed! If a European (not all, there are many patriots in the wings) was faced between an enemy wanting to kill and a gun, they would cry harder in the presence of the gun over a true enemy! The real problem isn’t Russia though, it’s European Socialism and progressivism around the world. It’s the refusal to wake up and see reality. It’s the giving up of the sovereignty of nations to international thugs who wish to control the world, all in the name of this illusion of safety and peace!

lightbulb27 · Accepted Answer

I don't know what's wrong with you sometimes. Intelligent and well spoken... but how are brits the owners of this land? here's my rational...

The indigenous people in the "USA" were not Indians... they were Chinese that crossed the bearing straight. Look at photos of "Indians" and Chinese, check the fossil record and genealogy... they were Chinese/Russian, they were not Brits. Brits invaded on ships across a big old ocean... a bunch of tea drinking bullies.

So that means Chinese should be in charge of the land they had, before they were kicked out and overwhelmed, because the the brits/ French took the chinese "gun powder" and made better weapons. Now that the USA rebuilt China [to avoid further war], and gave them our technology so they can be equal if not better [electric cars, most manufacturing, computers, etc..], then shouldn't they reclaim what they once were walking around on? Brilliant!

Don't believe me... but definitely not British!

We're americans... we've always been "rebels".

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

1. Boris Johnson a criminal ran Britain.

2. The two highest leadership postions or unelected.

3. Britain has a high rate of incest. The current British head of state is the product of 10 generations of incest.

4. London is the stab capital of Europe

5. Britain has a problem with roving gangs of gang rapists.

6. The British military can't even defend Britain

7. Britain has become a Banana Republic as its economy slides behind India where people shit in the streets.

Should America should hand over control to the British until they get their act together?

CupcakeTheDestroyer · Accepted Answer

The British wouldn't know what to do with America anymore than Canada or Mexico would. They would be just as lost and frantic trying to get the country together. This isn't the first time America's been through this kind of division, it won't be the last either, I'm just hoping this one doesn't turn into some kind of civil war again.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Absolutely not, your act is even worse.

You've gone through 4 prime ministers in less than 4 years

Your royal family was involved in a child sex scandal

Your former prince and his wife are the laughing stock of the entire world

You've got your fake survival guy meeting with Ukraine's best actor

You had some lady jailed for praying in the street

You got your kilt wearers embracing woke gender ideology

And you killed off the most iconic movie character in history

I think we're doing fairly well compared to you guys

Lliam · Answer

I can think of few less desirable governmental systems that that of the U fucking K. The Crown actually owns everything. They've got a pedophile prince, a eugenicist king, and God only knows what degenerate Lords and aristocrats do behind closed doors. A wing nut named Boris is more embarrassing than Biden, and a Parliament comprised of drunkards do little but mumble "hear" (i. e. "Where am I?") when aroused from their stupors.
The inhabitants are "royal 'subjects'" not sovereign citizens, but they are brainwashed into thinking that being owned like farm animals is civilized. They have no concept of "rights".
Fittingly, their new national symbol is a Ferris wheel.

If I handed control over to anyone, it would be France where there are no royals or aristocrats, and people know how to have a good protest when they are dissatisfied with the government.

molonski2 · Answer

I reckon yeah , and its an International posting..

Boris is loved in USA , send him over to run it , he'll go great , multi billionaire , he will never come back , same as you guys did with Australia ( just a bunch of crims ) , but the smart ones never come back , every Aussie who goes to USA always say they are coming back , but surprise they never do ( Paul Hogan , Gregie " Mullet " Norman - just to name 2 ) ..

Time for the British to finally take back control , and these ludicrous criminals , or at least destroy the currency as a yardstick.

progboy · Answer

I don't think any country that

- Voted to massively damage itself by sticking 2 fingers up at its closest and most important trading partner

- Voted for a lying buffoon to become prime minister

- Has scum like Jacob Rees-Mogg, 30p Lee, Suella Braverman, Therese Coffey, Johanthan Gullis, Desmond Swayne and others too numerous to mention as elected representatives

- Inflicted Liz Truss upon itself

- Is desperate to demonise and make life as miserable as possible for poor people

- Is so vindictive that it introduced a law to silence just one critic of the government

- Is trying to destroy its public services

- Flogged off its utilities to make a quick buck and had them drastically deteriorate to third world levels as a result

- Gave Jimmy Savile a knighthood

among other things, is in a position to run any other country.

DarkLegacy · Answer

And to think us here in the UK want to copy everything American and go by what they say. We should never have let them get freedom in the first place. We had the military but we were to worried about losing other places.

So we did not invest enough military to hold onto America. Biggest mistake we ever made because they are now taking over the world by stealth including us.

StormChaser838 · Answer

Way to go lill Popcee !!! Here come the Pommies !!! ( with Popcee carrying the union jack) Did you know New York was always patriot country till the end and had to be bribed to join the union. The bastards here lived off the transatlantic trade. But I must say, that Mrs. and Mr. Sunak are also laughing to the bank on the other side of the pond, so I say, let's throw all the bastards in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Let total anarchy rule. FREE DRUGS FOR ALL !!!

Red_Arrow · Answer

You think that America should hand over control to the UK? And how is Brexit working out for you sad sacks? Killing your economy. And how would you maintain control? You failed that here more than once.

And you say Biden can't control his bladder. Are you his doctor or did you make that up? And you can't control you mouth. So forget trying to control anything.

SaoirseS · Answer

There are a few states I wouldn’t mind seceding or handing over control to a foreign government. Most of the country stays out of the nonsense and just wants to be left alone. But thanks for your concern and offer.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Oh, you think England is any better?
When did Joe get involved with a prostitute? I KNOW he's guilty of ALL SORTS of other shit, as is his son (s)!!
And, the mechanism we have to deal with this shit is the 2nd Amendment!! I believe the 25th or 26th has something to do with that, too.

blissinanarchy1 · Answer

You know, sometimes you post the most random shit, and I think “what the fuck is she talking about”, but then you post gems like this that show intelligence. Earns my respect.

ManOnFire · Answer

Slow down there a minute, Mary Queen of Scots lol. America is fucked up, no doubt. But you guys go through PMs like a junk food addict goes through Cheetohs. I don't think that would be a lot better of a stable situation under your governance.

bean2k21 · Answer

You can control the marginalized groups if you want to. We'll even pay for shipping.

magiusX26 · Answer

i know much of your stuff is a bit satirical but even in that vein this mite be something along a not so bad idea

CassandraSpender · Answer

Yeah... I think we have a handle on things here, some things like the legal system take time, but they will prevail... besides, we already kicked you guys out... twice.

Anonymous · Answer

The united Kingdom is far worse. Regardless don't hold all of us responsible for the incompetents of some.
The United Kingdom may be a largely unitary system but these united states are operating independently.

exitseven · Answer

Poppy, I don't know what the answer is. The UK isn't doing much better but maybe  you could do better.  I am hoping for better days

Surely · Answer

Whenever China acquires controlling assets in farmland and businesses in the United States. They will be telling us what to do.
In about 17 months we will find out how many people are willing to let this happen.

RavVid · Answer

Boris Johnson is currently available. If the US doesn't snap him up Australia will. We like larrikan PMs.

Avicenna · Answer

There are criminals running the US (but it's ones you like), and your elite aren't much better than them, so no.

Quackthulu2 · Answer

Just because stupid shit pops into your head doesn’t mean you have to post it online.

Texaskid1 · Answer

At this point why the fuck not?  What's the worst thing that could happen? All of our dentists move to Canada?

Anonymous · Answer

I think GAG has set up a rule that automatically moves all your questions to sexuality since most of them are about anal sex.

As you your question, this coming from the UK where you've had 5 prime ministers in 6 years. Lol

Twalli · Answer

As for Chinese balloons, there were more than a fair number under Trump, but the defense department decided that it was in their best interest to not tell him.

KrakenAttackin · Answer

Nah, we fought a war to kick your asses out. Don't call us, we'll call you.

Keishio · Answer

Have you seen the state of our country? I don't think we're in any position to be telling anyone what they should be doing

gorydetails · Answer

You tried the last time and had your ass handed to you. Expect that again.

OddBeMe · Answer

Well…you guys just voted to destroy your economy. Can we have the Germans? They’re less right wing than the Nazis….

AngryCarl2 · Answer

As an Englishman I wouldn't wish our government on anyone.

Anonymous · Answer

Get thier act together? Do you not follow the "ROYAL" family. They're kind of royal joke.

In_Trance · Answer

I think there's a move about this. Dumb and Dumber?

Anonymous · Answer

You forgot, we fought a war and kicked your asses twice when we declared independence. Nah.

riverrat3 · Answer

the usa has become the country we fought a revolution against

LeeannaDD · Answer

You lost the war get over it 🤣

Anonymous · Answer

Nah the UK is fucked too.

nokicih · Answer

It can only be a positive at this point.

westsideman · Answer

Don't give a fuck about the US nor the UK.

Anonymous · Answer

No. This is a stupid question.

Amur8711 · Answer

British would be no better.

Iron_Man · Answer

Boo 👻

BLP11520 · Answer

What?

eagle1951 · Answer

hell no

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