If your Muslim neighbor said you weren't permitted to have bacon or Pork products out of respect for Islam what would you do?

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I'd have a bacon wrapped pulled pork BBQ week.. And then rinse and repeat every week. Because no one gets to tell me what I am and am not permitted to eat.

Lliam · Accepted Answer

I can't imagine a Muslim in America being so bossy or disrespectful toward their neighbor. Maybe a Jew would because they don't eat pork, either, and they have a much greater sense of entitlement. They could claim that eating pork was antisemitic.

But I would do the same thing if a Hindu asked me not to eat beef or a vegan asked me not to roast meat.
I would ignore their request and eat what I want.

BCRanger10 · Accepted Answer

As in were they just explaining to me how Islam works and why they don't eat bacon and pork? As in doing apologetics? Fine, whatever. They can tell me how things work for them.

But as in they were instructing me not to eat bacon and pork? I'll eat those when and where I want unless it's Friday! But no, they don't get to tell me what I can eat in my own house.

strawberryapple · Accepted Answer

I've always thought about getting this T-shirt and this would be a perfect time to do it.

Pointlesslife82 · Accepted Answer

They would be politely yet firmly asked to leave my property at gun point.

PeachyPie93 · Answer

Muslims don't care if you eat pork lol You also can eat it in front of them..
That's why its so retarded when people put pig heads at mosques like they aren't allowed to touch it or something..
Also Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all based off the same religion. None of them are supposed to eat pork, retards.. Doesn't mean they will tell you in your own house you can't eat it lol..

1WildBeatlejuice · Answer

lol pork cookouts it would be every weekend probably put bacon in their mailbox I think I have patience and tolerance for lots of things but I don’t have any for them I lost all my give a fuqes for them also they can go back where they came from as far as I am concerned

Razp_Sorbet · Answer

Why would a neighbor care what you eat? Roommate sure, id try not to cook or eat it around them, have separate pans or whatever.  I live by a mosque they dont care what i eat 🤣

AviatorTom · Answer

I would politely remind them that I don't force my rules on them and that they shouldn't force their rules on me, or anyone else. Then I would continue my culinary habits, which sometimes include bacon or pork.

XXblack88 · Answer

Since Islam isn't my religion/ religious beliefs I don't have to follow these rules you do so mind your own business and stay out of mine.

Agape93 · Answer

Tell him to fuck off and eat bacon infront of him. If he fucks with me again, he will cease to be around anymore. I'm already fed up with their bullshit entitlement. Fafo

Jersey2 · Answer

I’de have a BBQ. Not to be mean but to be normal.

To be mean though, I’de feed my dog some sausages when they look over. We know how they feel about dogs too. We can’t change just for them as the list of “don’ts” will be never ending.

indissoluble · Answer

Drop him on his head...

Tarifa · Answer

Ask him in which verse of the Quran there is any mention about not eating pork. Or where does it say women need to cover up.

236color · Answer

I had a bumper sticker that said "he's your God, they're your rules, you burn in hell"

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Probably ask him to show me where it says that and then go on a long an tedious journey of making him prove that it's actually illegal

FreyaRed · Answer

I would tell him that I respect Islam in same way Islam respects my right to eating pork.

Dargil · Answer

No. I would still barbecue a lechon pig in my backyard. But I would keep my semi automatic shotgun nearby. Aloha Snackbar.

TsundereMatrix · Answer

I would tell them that Islam is not my religion and that I don’t care.

RingOfFire · Answer

I'd fire up the BBQ every night right on the property line by his house and pile on the pork! ... And I'd do it twice a day when the wind was blowing in his direction... no THREE TIMES.

Iron_Man · Answer

I would be mad very mad. I’m a Christian. Of course I’m not gonna listen to him. I’ll eat pulled pork right in front of him at The neighborhood cookout

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

I'd make them a meal and tell them it has chicken and when they eat it I'd tell them what they actually ate, pork.

Master_Debator · Answer

My first impulse was a bit more violent... but I'll just second what you would do.

NoDecision · Answer

I would say that is fine, but I'm not Muslim, so pass the bacon!

strateguy632 · Answer

Tell him equally he must 'respect' my culture and eat it once. Respect means that?

loveyouoak · Answer

I'd tell them it doesn't concern them, they should mind their own business, and then I'd cut them off completely.

exitseven · Answer

I would b barbecuing a whole pig on a spit and invite him over for some ribs

LiamS95 · Answer

I would cure s new batch of pork belly and finish it on my smoker with the tasty tantaliizing aroma drifting into his yard

Kelley1 · Answer

Honor their request while with them but not otherwise.

RRT_7511 · Answer

Honestly that sounds absurd a neighbor would say that, you should do you and eat whatever you want.

Jackblue · Answer

Has that actually happened to anybody though?

Staximus · Answer

I would tell them "I’m going to cook some bacon now, I’ll talk to you later"

AgentG111 · Answer

I live in the United States of America! They can leave!

Pterodon · Answer

Draw my weapon and say “everything about you disgusts me now get the fuck out of my country”

Tomislav7 · Answer

Well im not muslim but i generally dont eat pork, bacons cool and all but i dont need it on anything

Smegskull · Answer

I work with Indonesians. They would give me pork products that they or more often their kids bought by mistake all the time.

MikeTheBartender · Answer

Same thing when I dated vegan babes and they said I shouldn't eat meat. 🍔 🥩 🍗  Sorry babe. This is my diet. You do you.

Pohjolan · Answer

Tell him that he can move back to some muslim country if he doesn't like it.

Tungi · Answer

I’d tell them to fuck if don’t live in a Christian country

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

Good luck with that, pal. I'd tell him kiss my ass. No one tells me what I can or cannot do

Ariesman81Nshiiit · Answer

Convert his wife

molonski2 · Answer

With due respect it's a loaded question , it's never going to happen , and your response to him would simply put you into an early grave. I wouldn't do anything , as it wouldn't happen.

Cidknee · Answer

I'd kindly inform him that I'm not a muslim, as i eat my BLT with my hot porkskins!

Horsegirly2001 · Answer

Been through this. We got a large dog.

Jeff51 · Answer

Tell him go f off. I'll eat what I want.

Xawyx-2 · Answer

No problem at all, I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat any kind of meat anyway.

XXTruthfulOgrexx · Answer

Wish them a good day, cook me some bacon.

MrChinaski · Answer

Vengeance doesn't change dogma.

Snakeyes7 · Answer

I'd tell him to mind his own business.

Mike_Hum · Answer

They can eat my ass.

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