Anybody know how to burn a CD with WMP?

I have been fucking with this motherfucking shit for a fucking WEEK NOW!!! ALL OF A SUDDEN the fucking laptop REFUSES to burn this fucking CD!! So, I bring the project up here to THIS computer and attempt to get IT to burn it to a CD via the external DVD drive but, there's NO OPTION up here to get the motherfucker to burn to a fucking external drive!! It ONLY wants to burn to the E: drive which has been fucked for about 8 years!! It refuses to shut and it refuses to open!! It's been frozen partially open for 8 years!! Back when it WAS semi-functional (for about the first year that I had it!), if I closed it, it refused to stay closed!! if I opened it, it refused to stay open!!
I've already shut the laptop off twice to see if that'll get it back to normal. It refuses!!
WELCOME to MY fucking world where ANYTHING I wanna do that ANYBODY ELSE can do without ANY effort is a COMPLETELY FUCK JOB FIASCO when I wanna do it!!!

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I took the external back downstairs & tried 2 other methods I thought of after I got there. Both flopped!! I decided to do a system restore. It took me back 2 months. I tried all the various methods, again, NOTHING worked!! I tried to dump the last 13 songs & burn just the 1st 10. Nothing!! I got rid of the next 5. Nothing!! I got rid of all but the 1st 2. Nothing!! I dumped 1st song. Suddenly, IT WORKED! I erased the disc & tried the whole disc again. Nothing! I moved the 1st song to the end.
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I deleted the 1st song. Nothing!! I tried a brand new disc. Nothing!! I gave up!! Later today, if I can, I'm gonna see if Staples can burn the motherfucker for me, already!!
Anybody know how to burn a CD with WMP?
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