Every country has it's fair share of shithole, even wales. So sit back and enjoy a tour of poppys least favourite locations
Llandudno, rhyl, colwyn bay
Once thriving seaside resorts they're now dilapidated rundown shitholes.
The town centres are full of 14 year old mums pushing prams, drinking cheap 2 litre bottles of cider while their illegitimate 3 month baby fights a seagull for half a sausage roll. Shops, those not boarded up, eek out a living selling cheap Chinese tat and dildos to the hordes of scousers who flood there on weekends from Liverpool on a well earned break from shoplifting.
Barmouth, according to countless google images is a picturesque town nestled by an estuary and that's certainly true from the right viewpoint. What the tourist guides don't tell you is 90% of the town is taken up by a car park to accommodate the masses of people from Birmingham who migrate there the second the summer arrives. It's also home to a well-known nudist beach but I'm sure that's not reason men make the 3 hour drive.
Carmarthen, according to some was founded by Merlin the sorcerer who claimed that the town would die if an old oak was cut down. Unfortunately in 1856 a pissed of resident sick of people sheltering under it chopped it down. Carmarthen has been on life support ever since. Although not as rundown as places like rhyl it looks like it needs a good wash. Carmarthenshire is known in wales as "the piss pot of wales" due to the seemingly non stop rain that falls there.
Swansea is a city famous for budget price prostitutes and a thriving drug scene. The average Swansea woman is all teeth and tits, a 40something women who squeezes into clothes designed for girls half their age and size. My big gripe about Swansea is fact I'll get dragged on a 160mile trip to the shithole whenever a friend wants a city night out.
Port Talbot is regularly voted the worse place ever to live. I've never actually stopped there, I value my life too much, but have drove past it many times. What really strikes you is the stench that hangs permanently in the air from steelworks that dominates the town. You'll smell it long before you even see the town.
So there you are just a little selection of welsh shit holes the tourist board likes to keep quiet