Would you welcome a visit from 'Hank the Tank'?

[supercutebutt]

'Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Would you like to stay for dinner, Hank?

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I would prefer that Hank not visit my home.

I like bears. So yes, I would be delighted to have Hank drop by sometime.

A total of 18 votes were cast: 3 girls and 15 guys. See detailed results

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Important update:
Was Hank the Tank falsely accused? ↗

[exitseven]

Last summer there was a bear that was roaming around. The press called him Boo Boo. People were putting food out for him, hoping to get a visit from him. He could really cover a lot of ground because sometimes he would travel 20-30 miles in a day. All was good until he was struck by an ambulance and days later his

R. I. P.

body was found in the woods.

[supercutebutt]

Poor Boo Boo :(

[JSmuve]

Damn, Hank's a fat ass who needs to lose some weight. He can stay as long as he shares what he's been eating. On second thought, I'm not sure I want to know what he's been eating.

[AliceTheNguyener]

A fluffy cuddly bear stopping by my home to say hello? Dream come true lmfao yes I would be honored to receive Hank into my humble abode.

[supercutebutt]

Awww :)

[Agape93]

Nope. If he stays out of my house and leaves my shit alone, I won't shoot him. :/ I don't like bears too close to my property.

[Red_Arrow]

Fat like Santa. Wait till Hank starts coming down chimneys!

[EnglishEuropean]

This is where you Yankees need to exercise your Second Amendment rights.

[supercutebutt]

Hank may have been falsely accused.

[EnglishEuropean]

Dude it's a bear. Shoot that motherfucker.

[supercutebutt]

I like bears better than humans, though. And I have never shot a human so Hank won't be getting murdered by me. :)

[krin_m]

Nope! He can stay in his circle and I in mine and they do not intersect ! :-)

[Jerre]

I don’t want any bears near me or near my home

[msc545]

Probably better to skip the visit.

[Tstrbrainer]

Nah. What about you?

[supercutebutt]

No thank you.