Should I go to a breastaurant for Valentine's Day?

[Anonymous]

I am single again on Valentine's Day. Would going to a breastaurant be a good place to go to not have to see all the happy couples today?

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+1 y

It was lingerie night; so definitely worth the time.

[goaded]

Why bother, when you can have a Mettbrötchen (raw minced pork sandwich) on Welt-Mettbrötchen-Tag (world Mettbrötchen day)!

https://www.kuriose-feiertage.de/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Weltmettbroetchentag-Kuriose-Feiertage-%C2%A9-2022-Sven-Giese-1.webp

[TheSpaceGnome]

Hmmm.. titties? or tapeworm? ... tough choice dude 😂

[goaded]

@TheSpaceGnome I know, right! But they're very tasty.

[TheSpaceGnome]

lmfao.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

That sounds delicious

[Wise4myage]

Yes, why the hell not?

[DizzyDesii]

I should start a breastaurant where i invite people over to suck on my tits

[Asker]

I would be there all day.

[Shamalien]

Jesus woman 😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

Billy: Mom, dad, where did the titty herpes epidemic come from?

Billy's Dad: Well you see son, a long time ago, there was this really cool restaurant...

[HaveNoName]

@DizzyDesii What in the world took you over !!! OMG !!! Not my image of you. 🫤

[TheSpaceGnome]

I just realized I missed a perfectly good opportunity for a titty sprinkles joke, this is truly a tragic moment.. 😔

[Anonymous]

I think this is a good idea. I think that I should go to.

[Asker]

Oh, really? Are you bisexual or a lesbian?

[Opinion Owner]

Lesbian

[Guy13]

Nah go to a wine or martini restaurant for choice of with or without hair vagina sandwich.

[D_Bone_Steak]

The reason I beat off 3 or 4 times a day so I'll stop walking around with a boner. Going to a place that has sexually attractive chicks would make me have to beat off 6 to 8 times a day.

So no sir. I will not torment myself like that.

[OfMiceandMen]

One thing about going to a breastaurant, as you put it, means you are unlikely to meet someone. Most single women, are unlikely to attend one of these places, but if you're okay with that, then more power to you.

[Shamalien]

Ugh. Being single is one thing, but being single after having had a woman rip your heart out is another

[lightbulb27]

that sounds like torture unless you make it fun. if you can make it fun, you can go anywhere.

Id go to a dog park... dogs are always happy.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yes because the first thing most girlfriends/wives want is for you to be staring at another girls boobs on HER date with you. 😂

[goaded]

I think he's going alone.

[TheSpaceGnome]

@goaded That is very sad if true.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Also i didn't see the part about him being single in the text because boobies are quite distracting.

[goaded]

There were boobies? I was more concerned that the 's' was missing from the first young lady's attire.

[TheSpaceGnome]

@goaded "Hooter" is the offbrand version. She got a transfer.

[Asker]

If you look closely it is covered by her hair.

[TheSpaceGnome]

We know, tiz a joke itiz.

[TheSpaceGnome]

If you wanna go to hooters, go to hooters, no harm in it, not sure if the food is good, but don't stare at random couples, thats just weird.

[goaded]

It's a poor substitute for saunas. Where you also do not stare.

[TheSpaceGnome]

@goaded Mixed baths still exist in saunas?

[goaded]

Baths? The saunas are mixed, most of the time, everyone's naked.

[TheSpaceGnome]

@goaded Yeah mixed nudity in spas is not really a thing over here. Not that I'm aware of anyway.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Lingerie night is a thing?

[Asker]

It is actually a week long event.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Huh... that just seems like it would result in customers getting boners while eating that they can't do anything about.

[Asker]

I guess. One girl was wearing a bra way too big for her so that when she leaned forward there was a 2 inch gap between her breasts and her bra.

[handsomeblackoutlaw]

Being a randy older lad... YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES...

[handsomeblackoutlaw]

What red-blooded lad (even one seven weeks from his 70th birthday such as I) would pass up a chance to look down some buxom lady's blouse at a breastuarant?

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Nah, keep your money.

[ERB62]

Hooters is something else