Will you date me?

I'm looking for a super hot model chick. Or a woman who's at least decently attractive. She should at least not be over weight. Or for the most part, moderately skinny. Nice lips, well shaped feet..Have a doctorate in sociology, or at least a bachelors in social science. At the very least a high school graduate. not have any major warts on her face, or at the most one, but not on her nose, unless its the left nostril, and that too, should be on the smaller side.

I am a famous musician. Well, went to music school. I live in France- or close...Spain... super intelligent, genius, mensa,

got a full scholarship to Yale, but went to Indiana...Super large penis...4 inches...Very romantic, love budwiser beer...adore fine restaurants, anyone tried the new Veggie burger at Mcdonalds.?

Adores le Comedie Francaise, but can't stand Racine...

Will you date me...I would like children, a nice house, romantic

pic nics in a bucolic setting, trips to le Havre, visits to Grenada.

Eventual marriage, and two labradors- or perhaps a hamster named Prudie.