How can I be a douche bag to attract hot chicks?

Have douche bag friends. Throw a party. Get a tan or fake tan. Get muscles. Ignore girls a little more often to keep them guessing. Spike up your hair. Whiten your teeth. Have a well paying job.

Nah dude it's not about being a douchebag. It's about being confident, funny, sarcastic, and overall not being too serious about life itself. Girls don't like straight-up jerks.