I always try and make sure I wake up before her. If I don't then she'll fart in my face because she thinks it's funny to wake me up like that. I don't know why but in the mornings she can rip the loudest farts I've ever heard. What should I do?
Most Helpful Girl
Do payback and have a serious talk with her. And if she does it one more time then break up. No one should have to deal with that and you shouldn't have to worry and wake up before her. And make it known to her that it's NOT funny and it needs to stop0
Most Helpful Guy
I might be 10 years old for this but I had a pretty good laugh.
Sorry bro. XD
A fart isn't hazardous, it's just noisy and stinks. I wouldn't be attracted to a girl for farting, but I would love that she had a funny side.
If it's really that intolerable to ya, just have an ole heart to heart and tell her that you'd really appreciate it if she'd stop farting on ya.1