What is the funniest joke you know by heart?


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  • Why did the koala fall out the tree?
    COS IT WAS DEAD!!
    My dad loves that joke. I think its funny cos its so not funny

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What Girls Said 7

  • I don't really know any jokes. Only one I know is;
    Q: Why are Honda bikes called a clitoris?
    A: Because every cunts got one.

    (Not sure if I worded it right)

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  • What causes rain to fall from the clouds?
    Lack of stairs :P

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  • "My cousin needed a ride to his cousin's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras. They'll deport the entire wedding and then after the free bus ride and lunch and the party is over, they will just come back over."
    _Cheech Marin_

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  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Arch.
    Arch who?
    Bless you.
    😑😑😑

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  • why was six afraid of seven?
    because seven ate nine

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  • Did it hurt when u fell from heaven 😂

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  • What's the difference between Jews and muffins? Muffins don't scream in the oven

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What Guys Said 5

  • What's the difference between a priest and acne?
    The acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face.

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  • What do you think was going through those kids' heads during that shooting?

    Probably bullets

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  • Why is a meatball bigger when it's in outer space?

    In outer space it's a little meteor.

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  • "A baby seal walks into a club."

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  • My life!

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