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I don't really know any jokes. Only one I know is;
Q: Why are Honda bikes called a clitoris?
A: Because every cunts got one.
(Not sure if I worded it right)
Why did the koala fall out the tree?
COS IT WAS DEAD!!
My dad loves that joke. I think its funny cos its so not funny
What causes rain to fall from the clouds?
Lack of stairs :P
why was six afraid of seven?
because seven ate nine
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Bless you.
😑😑😑What's the difference between a priest and acne?
The acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face.What's the difference between Jews and muffins? Muffins don't scream in the oven
What do you think was going through those kids' heads during that shooting?
Probably bulletsWhy is a meatball bigger when it's in outer space?
In outer space it's a little meteor.Did it hurt when u fell from heaven 😂
"A baby seal walks into a club."
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