How is the best (or worst) way to scold a bitch girl?

[Raven1990]

For you girls, which sort of words would offend you the most making you feel very bad yourselves?
For you guys, what `s the best way to get off a girl`s high horse?

PS: In order to make things easier to you, just remember some of the most bitch girls you have ever known in your life.

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+1 y

I want to give special regards to Plato for his wise advices and to lacostes for his epic line:"Tell her you need a ironing board in your home.. and she could be 1 for you. she only needed to lay". Maybe one day I will use all of them, if it is neede

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+1 y

Special regards to ldrcarter sincerity. She told to us, men, something girls really hate. It is always good to know a woman weak point. But of course, we should avoid to use all that even against bitches, unless a situation really demand it

[Plato]

You could either get into her pants and finish first then leave her without saying good bye, or you can just ignore her altogether and pretend she didn't exist. OR you can just have a conversation and keep correcting her pronunciation and other dumb mistakes.

[Raven1990]

thank you for wise counsel, as expected from you, mr. plato ;D

[Plato]

No problem sir.

[Thatguy321]

I wouldn't even do that if your considering it because yeah she may be a bitch and you wanna get back at her, but do you really wanna be known as the dick who made a girl cry/ bullied her?

[Raven1990]

Thank you... you made me come back to reason and not to the volatile emotions of my heart.. Now, I rest my case ;D

[Thatguy321]

Haha okay bud thanks

[Cherrymelon]

One day someone told me: I thought I could like you but I was wrong... That hurted a lot... :/ But if she is a bitch, she deserves it...

[ldrccarter]

catch her on her period. then tell her, you look fat. then when she's not on her period ask her, are you on your period? you look fat.

[Raven1990]

That sounds good and funny! I didn`t know that arguing whether the girl is on her period would make them frustrated

[ldrccarter]

it will annoy her though lol

[ldrccarter]

you are 24 huh

[Raven1990]

Do you know why that would piss a girl off? Can you give me a possible reason about that?
And yes I`m 24, how do you know?

[ldrccarter]

heheheh your username

[ldrccarter]

and call her constantly
leave her voicemails
go on her facebook, like every status, every picture, every comment, like everything

[ldrccarter]

then on her facebook, under all her pictures, comment I LIKE THIS
and all her statuses comment I LIKE THIS

[Raven1990]

Sorry now I didn`t understand your logic. What`s the point to like everything she does on her social network?

[ldrccarter]

it spams her, and her email too

[ldrccarter]

or just tell her that you are dating an actress, or wait, ok who is this girl? an ex gf? just someone you hate? your sister? XD

[Raven1990]

haha... of course she is not my sister , she is the last girl I would ever do something bad
but i don`t think what you told me is good... it will just make me seem as a stupid not only to her but to all the people who knows me

[ldrccarter]

yeah, im only good at annoying people with pranks. ohhh take a shit in a box and mail it to her as a special delivery

[Raven1990]

I think now you are joking me right?

[ldrccarter]

no im serious. if she doesn't know it's you. but to be honest, what makes me mad is when someone insults my looks. so call her fat or ugly or something. but don't make it childish because then she will know it on purpose. just be mean.

[Raven1990]

I will definitly not shit in a box and sent her even if she doesn`t know it`s me... I will not downgrade to this level
Anyway thank you for your most sincere and kind response until now ;D

[ldrccarter]

im sorry lol im a nice person I can't be mean. the meanest thing I've done is call someone the b word. not bitch, but literally say YOU'RE A BIG B WORD! A BIG BUTT! and I never call someone a bitch. then I block everyone I hate on social media, or when I do something good I show it off on social media so all my enemies can see how good im doing without them (ive had a rough past)

[Raven1990]

No I didn`t intend to say you are a bad person. Everybody can do evil or good works if they want and have power to do that.
You have already proved me you are much better than most of the girls who answered this question because you didn`t even tried to judge me. It shows you have not pride and you have true humility. Besides that you showed me some of the weak points of a female soul, and this shows you are true sincere and does not want to do any mind game ;D

[ldrccarter]

oh yeah I know you didn't say im a bad person lol. you're nice. and some girls are bitches. most of us are. I've just been through a lot of shit in my life and I've learned how to defend myself. with girls and guys.

[Raven1990]

I understand! Anything you need to learn more to defend yourself, just contact me!

[Anonymous]

i would never call a girl or boy fat, it really hurts them.

[ixi10]

Ignore them. They want a reaction, don't give them one

[jacquesvol]

Don't scold. Just ignore here, as if she's thin air.

[Raven1990]

Ignoring is this enough to make a girl feel low?

[jacquesvol]

It usually is.

[Anonymous]

Don't give her attention. She's being a bitch, because she likes the attention

[Raven1990]

For example, she didn`t answered my last message , but she have visualized it. I haven`t sent her a message again since then but it seems she isn`t bothered by that

[pr3ttybr0wn]

u don't scold someone for ignoring ur message shit i'd ignore u too if ur talking about scolding people who aren't interested in talkin to u

[Raven1990]

This is only the top of iceberg my dear lady... I will not tell the full story.. I repplied that because everybody is telling me to just ignore, but I have already ignored her by not looking for her or send her a message. The problem is that the last person who sent message was me, so maybe she doesn`t feel I`m ignoring her, capisce?

[CommieDearest]

She probably won't care. Just don't say anything. Grown people don't usually lose sleep over "scoldings" unless they are a total pussy.

[Raven1990]

Come one lady... I know what kind of words would make men feel very bad... for sure there is some words to offend a girl at her deepest level. And I don`

[Raven1990]

I dont want to make her to lose sleep, just to make a girl few very pissed, frustrated and low at the moment and becomes very pissed, frustrated and low every time I remind this moment

[CommieDearest]

You sound kind of vindictive.

[Raven1990]

I can create another question to ask for moral lessons for this actitude but not now... don`t try to even judge me or anyone , just look to yourself first to confirm if you are in a position to give other a moral lectures

[CommieDearest]

Lol are you trying to scold me D:

[croxy]

You tell her "BUUUUHUUU I'M BETTER THEN YOU!!! MY DAD CAN BEAT YOUR DAD BECAUSE MY DAD IS STRONG AND HE GOT A CHAINSAW!!"

[Raven1990]

you are saying that just make girls starting like you here on the GAG right?

[Raven1990]

by the way, was that a joke? no girl have laughed around here

[croxy]

Too be fair, I can't decode that shitty English attemt, I don't know what you try to say.

[Wasteman]

If you get upset by words then you a bitch nigga...

[Raven1990]

You just started life yesterday, don

[Raven1990]

don`t say me such stupidity.. If I knew your a life I could find a flaw that could make you pissed

[Wasteman]

You could try but i won't get angry, just turn it around on you and still call you a bitch nigga.

[Raven1990]

You are such innocent

[Wasteman]

Much grammer, such wow.