GaG, it's REALLY high school!

[Anonymous]

During your GaG experience you have come across opinions stating, "GaG is like being back in high school!" If you haven't well here I am, "GAG IS HIGH SCHOOL!"

Dammit Toadette! You're giving me flashbacks of how I was bullied and shoved into lockers. Now, you're telling me GaG is high school!? D: "

I was having a conversation with my dear friend @mr90skid. We discussed how GaG feels like school. Stick around and read below!

The moderator team, here to help us fellow GaGers!

- Moderator: hall monitor!

- Super Moderator: substitute teacher!

- Uber Moderator: your teacher!

- Administration: principal!

*you better wise up or get suspended (deactivation)*

The regular GaGer!

- just another student :3 (just here to learn)

The Grades!

- MHOs: you got the highest score on the test!

- MyTakes: promoted take, you have passed the exam!

- 10 opinions+: extra credit.

-Amazon gift cards: certificate of accomplishment :D

The Freshman. The Sophomore. The Junior. The Senior.

-Freshman: 1xper-3xper level

- Sophomore: 4xper-6xper level

- Junior: 7xper- 9 xper level

-Senior: Guru-Master

The GaGers aka Students!

-Anonymous: That student who thinks he's about to ace the test but ends up getting a zero because he copied and pasted everything off Wikipedia!

- That user that comes and goes: the GaGer who get on like once a month is that kid in your class who shows up like 2-3 a week but you'll see him in the halls later that day. Don't mind him he's just here for the free lunch aka Amazon cards!

-GaG crush: same thing! You still don't have a chance :'(

- Block list: that kid you swear you're going to fight on the last day of school.

Miscellaneous.

- Your id badge: your profile. (Let me check yo details ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Your friends: your followers/following!

Enjoy this random video of me :3!

SPECIAL THANKS TO @MR90SKID AND @TOAD-1 ;D

[DooMguy]

*gives toadette the death stare*

I'm luigi because I'm green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWNqML9DVzY

They see me Writing
They hatin
Mods patrolling tryin' to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty
Tryin to catch me writing dirty

Mods think they can see me lean
I'm anon so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me post you can see the GIF
And my stats on Doom and the LED screen
Mention a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the Wii U controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a gager into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like social club guy
Just tryin to log on ain't tryin to have no errors
Profile clean itself so I pull in followers
Mods patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some gagers tryin to upvote some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a gagger banned in a minute
Site feed, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and scrolling slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
I pull up from behind and cut your throat
Windows down got a tech problem
New member, gagers like who is that introducing?
This the Points-N-Xper when we out and commentin
Got save slots in every city except Houston but I still ain't losin

It's been a while since I done a song. . . I know what you're thinking. It's not as good as "gagsters paradise" I know, but nothing will ever beat that

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I wouldn't really say that I'm a student. . . learning isn't my thing. And I was never a sophmore. . . wait a minute. . . I've discovered something sophmore > sopmore > more soap !

[myTake Owner]

I wish I could give you MHO right now 😂😂😂😂!!!

[DooMguy]

hehe, don't worry about it, that reaction was priceless. There is one thing you could do for me if you want. . . . it's nothing major, just a quick favour. Are you in?

[myTake Owner]

Hmm... Sure?

[DooMguy]

Good, you're on board. Alright, so if you go on my profile You'll see the story "Doom repercussions of evil" (towards the bottom) If you could record yourself reading the story and send me the link that'd be great, I've already got one recording and I want to add yours to the collection

Please don't go misscoffee head on me

If you do it I'll love you 5 ever

P. S. it has to be dramatic

[myTake Owner]

Are you going to use our voices as back up music for your p*rn? 😂

[DooMguy]

What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eIHZ-zWBz0

Nah, I ain't guna do that. Pinky promise?

Remember I'm DooMguy not PorNguy

[myTake Owner]

I'm too shy about my voice. I'll pass :O!

[DooMguy]

aww. . . I'm sure your voice ain't that bad, anyway I'll have to find someone else. You're probably wondering if I'm shy. . . the answer to that is I was a farmer, understand?

@watashiwahanadesu
@mistninja314

Guys, I've got an S class ninja mission for you, you don't get paid or anything but you might like it. How about it?

[watashiwahanadesu]

I'm listening

[DooMguy]

@watashiwahanadesu I'm glad you came brave leaf village ninja, I'm just going to ctr+c then ctrl+v the mission

"Alright, so if you go on my profile You'll see the story "Doom repercussions of evil" (towards the bottom) If you could record yourself reading the story and send me the link that'd be great, I've already got one recording and I want to add yours to the collection"

Do you think you can handle that ^ ?

[watashiwahanadesu]

Sure I'll pm it to you once I've finished recording

[DivaMonae]

Lol, how cute I use to love that song =)

[DooMguy]

@watashiwahanadesu nice ! The collection can finally grow.

https://oi62.tinypic.com/qpqmit.jpg

^ remember it has to be dramatic and you can do this when you're done

@DivaMonae Cute? This is hard to the core gangster rap, it's anything but cute

[Stacyzee]

Nice creativity in this article.

I've always thought gag was like a highschool or a popularity contest.
I even made a question about this a while back.

But its nice you were very creative with this article.

Though I may say,
since I'm here every day I think I'd be a bit more than substitute teacher lol!

[R3d_Anonymous]

Urban Dictionary definition of High School:

High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running.

High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page.

High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn't piss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don't know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
High school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside.

So true...

[Jakesusername]

My public school was more like a private school. It was built in 1999, it's by the sound. Everyone get's along. It was in a high class area and had high standards.

[Phoenix98]

A junior huh, well I"m pretty much the same person I was in high school all I'm missing is a cute girl and it would exactly the same lol.

Because I'm watching these at the moment and bored here is some entertainment.

https://i.imgur.com/8Gi79XP.png

Chuck Norris makes a Chuck Norris joke in a movie ( expendables 2 to be exact )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

[GenieLow]

This is my favourite G@G take! Really well thought out and wonderful! :D
Name: Genie_Low (pronounced genie underscore low)
Age: 19
Grade level: Sophomore (I'm Australian so I don't know what this is but I'm guessing 9th grade)
Location: South Australia
Personality: Career Woman
Friends: 6

[Littlett25]

Actually it's 10th grade! You were close :)

[CHARismatic110]

Lol I love this! First time I laughed today. Substitute teacher/junior student.

[myTake Owner]

Haha thanks! 😄

[DivaMonae]

Lol, I'm not going to lie your MyTake put a smile on my face because everything you said is stop true!

It's even more funny considering I really am a Jr. =)

[DivaMonae]

-So true

[myTake Owner]

Haha thanks :)))

[DanteSparda]

That makes me a bad teacher then :P :P

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[myTake Owner]

The link doesn't work :(

You're my favorite teacher (＾▽＾)

[DanteSparda]

www.google.co.in/.../Z4iux&h=646&w=568&tbnid=FTqHBCK6hlQ30M:&zoom=1&docid=spL03ptpl5hLvM&hl=en&ei=1UoyVfvbIsyUuASqt4HgBA&tbm=isch&ved=0CBwQMygAMAA

lol , does it work now? :P :P

[myTake Owner]

I can see it now ! I see you want the hot, sexy teacher award :P

[DanteSparda]

You didn't mention me tho :'(

[myTake Owner]

On the mytake? I only mentioned the users that helped me put the take together. It was teamwork!

[DanteSparda]

That supa hot fire meme tho!!!
SIKE!!! That's wrong numbah!!! Lmao xD

[myTake Owner]

I just noticed your meme us from Brazzers. A p*rn site :p

[DanteSparda]

You know Johnny sins, right? :P
C'mon every girl knows him

[myTake Owner]

No I don't. p*rn stars don't have names. They are just dicks, ass, and vagina.

[DanteSparda]

lmao xD

This guy also has a fitness channel on YouTube
www.youtube.com/channel/UC8ChCNOb70CMV05pIHFEHkw

Well he do bodybuilding and motivating others to get into it (In bodybuilding, not p*rn) in his meantime :)

[Ozanne]

Wow. I have no idea where I would fit in to all of this (besides the obvious Xper reference), but it was very well thought-out and creative. I guess I feel I'm too old for this stuff and I'm really only here when my husband is working.

[watashiwahanadesu]

Do you think there are cliques on here and if they are which ones are they?

[watashiwahanadesu]

PS I enjoyed your myTake ^^

[myTake Owner]

You, obviously, run in the with the Ninjas! @mistninja314 is the ring leader :)

[mistninja314]

She's the queen I"m the king

little Hawk aka @Phoenix98 is the prince @XNicholeMariex3 is the princess lol

[DooMguy]

Yeah, I got my clique, my marines/troopers (A. K. A. followers)

These are the rules. Everybody fights, nobody quits. If you don’t do your job I’ll kill you myself. Welcome to the Roughnecks, DooMguy's roughnecks. Do you get me?

@mistninja314 , @China_56015 , @peachblossomluck , @glamgamergal , @klaatu51 , @charismatic110 , @Mafuyu ,@yourfutureex ,@themarble , @hephaestus , @lauramarx , @mr90skid , @jesusnicolas768 , @_sarak_12 , @lovestvdx , @notcreativethough, @jackkerouac77 , @commiedearest , @front2back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

Bugs ! #BUGS ! Light them up, hit 'em with everything you got !

[mistninja314]

@DooMguy Sir Yes Sir #moment LOL

[DooMguy]

Woops it looks like I made a mistake, missed two marines @YourFutureEx @TheMarble

That's better

@mistninja314 it's good to see that you're ready for the fight soldier ! Now I want you to take out that tanker bug with your bear hands ! (use you jutsu if you have to)

www.vfxhq.com/1997/stills/starship/casper.jpg

[mistninja314]

@DooMguy images6.fanpop.com/.../...ura-36286362-325-211.gif Done

[DooMguy]

@mistninja314 good work soldier, I see that you temporarily turned into a woman to complete the mission. . . I'm not going to question your methods. Anyway, head to the barracks and get some rest. We'll be going after the big brain bug soon

[watashiwahanadesu]

@mistninja314 is such a cool guy! He has his own clique and is the leader of it while an active member of @DooMguy's clique #proud #thatsmypartner #popularityoverload

[DooMguy]

@mistninja314 is a boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

^ except he doesn't really do anything in that song. . . or fly into the sun and die

[Phoenix98]

Lol @mistninja314 what is your obsession with me and @xnicholemariex3? though I won't lie I do like that hawk nick name.

[YourFutureEx]

@DooMguy Roger wasp!

[glamgamergal]

Don't mess with my clique

[mistninja314]

@Phoenix98 LOL toad & toadette little Hawk & snow harpy lol

They kind of just go together

@MIstQueen i'm not popular ><

[Phoenix98]

-_-...

[DooMguy]

@YourFutureEx I'm glad you're ready for action soldier, you'll need to be. It's fitting that you say wasp because WE'VE GOT FLYING BUGS INCOMING ! They're attacking our fortress !

mimg.ugo.com/.../starship-troopers_528_poster.jpg

Take 'em down soldier ! GO, GO, GO !

@glamgamergal you can say that again, you're part of the toughest clique around. We'll be the ones to take down the brain bug

[glamgamergal]

I've revived a message
There's more coming

[Hannah591]

I don't like to think that I'm on a website that's viewed similarly to a high school. I'm too old for this!

[myTake Owner]

Sadly most agreed it was high school. Hence, even administration admitted this was the best mytake of the week.

[Toad-1]

If you're too old, then im a dinosaur lol

[TheDevilInside]

It is, really. Complete with all the idiots and bullies and all. Also, all the popularity contests and the girls posing in skanky clothes. Yep. Definitely school.

[Anonymous]

LOL like in real life. Some students have no life outside of school. Some students are depress and some are bitching about the system and some complain about being virgin. I guess GaG really is a Highschool cause there's also a lot of these kind of people on GaG.

[BellePepper]

Lmfao! I would have cried if I ever brought home a 16% correct on a test! The popularity is about right though D:

Lol! I really like this take though! It's super fun!

[mr90skid]

Whose quote is that on top though? I never said that lmao
We're gonna get a A for this!!
School is in session :P

[myTake Owner]

Yes, you did! You were like, "Toadette, stop stealing my lunch money :'("

[mr90skid]

My 22 cents :O I'm coming after you one of these days lol

[myTake Owner]

Imma get my Toad mob together. We gonna take you down!

[peachblossomluck]

A scholar is known not by his answers but by his questions😎

[myTake Owner]

More like, "A GaGer is not know by his opinions but by his questions ;)"

[peachblossomluck]

Exactly:)

[ManaX]

This is so cute, from your favorite power hungry hall monitor. ;)

[myTake Owner]

You'll soon be upgraded to a substitute teacher.

[AdoringFan]

Don't forget the popularity contests which are basically the prom queen/king contests. I have no idea if it works that way in highschool, we don't have that stuff in my country, lol.

[Applefan1]

Wow I love this and you are correct GAG is like high school or college as it is called in my country. Well thought out take. :)

[YourFutureEx]

Teachers? Nah. We mods are sweepers who cleans the class room.

[myTake Owner]

You have to give yourself more credit! With more work you'll be promoted to teacher (/^▽^)/

[YourFutureEx]

More? I remove around 50+ posts per month. I don't think I can do better.

[myTake Owner]

You could remove 100+ post ;D

[YourFutureEx]

You can help me. Post negative/offensive things and I'll remove them \○/ yay!!!

[myTake Owner]

You trying to get rid of me now 😢😭

[YourFutureEx]

What!!! NOOO 😲
I was just making a request from a friend 😦

[myTake Owner]

I'm gonna report you to my favorite teacher @DanteSparda :p

[YourFutureEx]

Aww you're rude 😢 you hurt me.
He'll punish me 😨

[DanteSparda]

C'mon son , I'm not a "Sadist" or am I? lmao xD

[YourFutureEx]

@DanteSparda - 😉 I just wanted to keep your true identity a secret.

[sammy_31]

This was fun! 😊 I'm a cool sub-teacher though :) Nice but not a push over

[BelleGirl21]

Oh man I'm a nerdy hall monitor!

Cute take toadette. 😄