Odd minty fresh breath when I wake up.

[misscoffeehead]

Ok this is going to sound absolutely redonkulous but I'm being serious here. It's been happening for the past couple of weeks now. I wake up in the morning with a fresh minty breath and taste in my mouth.. It feels like I swallowed toothpaste in my sleep and its so odd because when I do visit my bathroom my toothbrush and tooth paste is in the exact same position where it was lastnight and there is no indication of me using toothpaste (the tube of toothpaste hasn't been touched or squeezed any further) WTF is going on..

[mei0313]

Maybe you have esophagus reflux :( it could cause odd taste like minty taste when you are up.

[misscoffeehead]

It's got nothing to do with my throat hehe I had a looked at the symptoms and most of it occurs starting from the throat.. It just smells like I had been chewing gum in my sleep 🙈

[mei0313]

Maybe you are natually having a good minty morning breathe lol >_< 🙈😛

[misscoffeehead]

Haha that would be good 🙈

[dakraziest]

use a sleep monitor app
maybe you are sleep walking and brushing

[misscoffeehead]

😐 that would be freaky, the weird thing is when I wake up in the morning to brush my teeth everything is in the exact same spot where it was lastnight and the tube of toothpaste hasn't been used.. (Because you would know if you used some, just shows less more in the tube of toothpaste)

[dakraziest]

Lol i wouldn't know if a tornedo passed through my house.
But well maybe its because you are eating something new
by the way you should love this, i mean most people would kill to have such a breath

[misscoffeehead]

Haha yeah when I'm sleeping I'm as dead as a log 🙈 no not that I can think of, haven't had anything new lately..
Hehe yeah I'm not hating on it at all, I'm just thinking WTF!!! 🙈

[Anonymous]

That is actually a symptom of a very rare disease.

[misscoffeehead]

Lol I doubt it..

[Opinion Owner]

Laryngopharyngeal Reflux

[Opinion Owner]

You're "spitting it back up" in your sleep.

[misscoffeehead]

I drink coffee.. A lot, so cutting down on that would be ideal.. I eat healthy I exercise.. I'm thinking its coffee that's doing it..
I don't have any of the symptoms listed in this
my.clevelandclinic.org/.../hic-laryngopharyngeal-reflux-lpr

[Opinion Owner]

"Fifty percent of people with LPR do not have symptoms of heartburn or an upset stomach." , it's called "Silent Reflex" for a reason.

[misscoffeehead]

-Mild hoarseness
-Sensation of a lump in the throat
-Need to clear the throat
-Sensation of mucous sticking in the throat and/or post-nasal drip
-Chronic cough
-Difficulty swallowing
-Sore throat
-Red, swollen, or irritated voice box
Talking about these symptoms

[Opinion Owner]

Yes, and FIFTY PERCENT WITH LPR DO NOT HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS.

[misscoffeehead]

Lol.. I'm contemplating about putting a sleeping monitor in my room too.. But I will go to the doctors after work for a check up.. Thanks

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah.

[yaddayaddayadda02]

I've been sneaking into your bedroom at night and brushing your teeth

[misscoffeehead]

Haha 🙈 I'm sure you have yadda! Alright give me my house keys back! Come on!

[yaddayaddayadda02]

I just climb in through a window, And I clean up the kitchen, yo. Do you really want me to stop?

[misscoffeehead]

Well I rather you help yourself to my short bread biscuits I cooked a couple of days back and have some milk in the fridge, but if you want to clean my already clean kitchen.. Umm be my guest? *shrugs* hehe 😁

[yaddayaddayadda02]

I'm not Santa, you don't have to give me cookies and milk 😛

[misscoffeehead]

😋 I'm getting into the Christmas spirit.. Early 🙈 AHAHA and as if you pass on my food offering? 🙊🙉

[yaddayaddayadda02]

You are on the nice list, don't worry. I'll gladly accept what you offer,

[misscoffeehead]

Haha yay!

[Anonymous]

"redonkulous"? Really? super duffler!
I think a certain mint fairy has been paying you a visit at night and making you suck that fairy penis and getting that jizz all up in there.

[kain7th]

uh huhhhh O_o

[misscoffeehead]

LMFAO! Yeah it is redonkulous" alright
@BEatenyou I'm using my X-ray vision on your anonymous post here.. Dude can you not make it anymore obvious? 😋 lmfao fairies, penis and jizz don't go to well, cut out on the dope bro

[Opinion Owner]

no clue who this BEatenyou character is, he sounds like a child molester. I would personally watch out for that fairy though. They also tend to steal your shit.

[misscoffeehead]

Lol sure sure

[GoldCobra]

Well, at least u don't get the morning breath morning breath is horrible. I usually use mouthwash immediately after waking up lol.

[misscoffeehead]

Yeah I guess it's better but still it's freaking weird 😐 like what are the odds of that happening 😕
Your not kidding are you? With the mouthwash? 😐

[GoldCobra]

I am not kidding. I use mouthwash every morning lol I hate having bad breath. I always carry mints and gum with me. I'm one of those guys

[misscoffeehead]

Argh that bad hey? Yes I could understand what you mean.

[jwhit]

That's a blessing, no more morning breath though you should still brush your teeth regardless.

[misscoffeehead]

Haha yes of course.. Got to still brush them.. 🙈

[kain7th]

Your teeth oddly brushes themselves for you! how lucky :P

[misscoffeehead]

Haha that would be cool as!!! But no just no 🙈 the only legit reason I'm thinking is if tiny little men come through my balcony and in my window and brush my teeth for me 🙊 AHAHAH

[kain7th]

i think it was those silly gnomes again, always doing good deeds when nobody wants them too :P m.c.lnkd.licdn.com/.../2e8f2bd.jpg

[misscoffeehead]

Hahaha look at the gnomes positions 🙈 they are like "hey.. How you doing?" *nods* heheh

[kain7th]

Yeah watch out, they may tend to your garden and make it look all good. :P

[misscoffeehead]

Hahah double the trouble! I'm locking up my doors and windows and bolting them down 😂

[kain7th]

And then they respond by cleaning your windows for you lol.

[cavmanier]

Sleep sex with a guy with minty breath? Lol

[misscoffeehead]

lol no 🙈 is that what you really came up with? 🙈 sleep sex with a guy with minty breath? Haha no just no ☺️

[cavmanier]

Sorry lol. Maybe you're dehydrated?

[misscoffeehead]

Hmm nope can't be dehydrated. 😐 mm this is odd 🙊

[cavmanier]

Are you eating before you sleep? Hopefully it's not acid reflux. Any heart burn?

[misscoffeehead]

No, I stop eating at 9:30pm. No I haven't gotten any heart burn either. It's been years since I've had heart burn ☺️

[cavmanier]

I am glad the heart burn is gone 😊 Maybe the minty breath goes away too :)

[misscoffeehead]

Thanks ☺️ Hmm good point it could just disappear at one point. Will see how I go down the track

[2014raser]

Lucky! Man, I have no idea what's going on though.

[misscoffeehead]

Yeah talk about weird.. I wake up and stretch and yawn and when I yawn I cover my mouth, and I was thinking "Wtf, why does my breath smell minty?" 😐 haha

[2014raser]

lol I wake up, stretch and yawn, and my breath is terrible as well as everything else. :p

[misscoffeehead]

Haha awww 🙈 lol yeah ok I get it 😋