Guys: How To Look More Attractive!

[Mario21]

You can't change how ugly you naturally are but you can definitely improve your looks. And possibly even look like the guy above! 👆👆👆👆

Here are some easy ways to be look less ugly!

1. Shower

This one is one of the most important part of looking attractive. You don't want to smell like jizz from when you jerked off last night do you? I don't think so!

2. Wear Cologne (optional)

This is optional but recommended to give off that clean smell. Just don't put too much or else you will smell like you did back in middle school.

3. Wear nice clothes

You don't have to look rich just dress your best at all times cuz you never know! You need clothes that fit you, not too big or too small! Even if you're going out to the gas station, don't go in your PJ's, go in a full tuxedo! (But seriously just don't ever dress lazy in public)

4. Underwear

Change your underwear EVERY.SINGLE.DAY! even if you're not taking a shower, that is a must! How do you think the guy above looks so clean?

5. Smile, but not too much

Yeah you heard me! Everytime you're in a conversation, smile! When you're alone, only smile when you make eye contact with people. Smiles automatically make you look attractive and give off that positive vibe!

6. Do something with your hair

Thw only exception is if you look good with that lazy hair style (even then you have to touch it up a little bit). Try out new haircuts if you can't decide!

7. Don't give a duck of what others think

Like me! I dress however I want (but follow the rules above) and I don't give a duck if I'm ugly! If people judge you for your physical appearance why hang out with them?

These are all simple thing to look more attractive! Shame on you if you didn't already know these lol

TO ALL YOU SHALLOW PEOPLE, DUCK YOU! 🐓💨

This was another take with little to no effort put into it. but I hope u at least got entertained by it lol

[SarahsSummer]

"Change your underwear every single day"
Lol.
I'm glad you added the shame on you part at the end otherwise I was gonna rename you Captain Obvious. Thanks for the PSA. ❤️

[Mario21]

👍👊

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Makes a lot of sense - I think most guys try and do this as much as possible anyway but no harm on stating it again.

[Mario21]

Well there's probably some people that don't lol

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

You forgot be rich, drive the right car, have the right job, the right friends...

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Or be tall, ripped, tatted up, hung and look like you deal drugs.

Bad boys and rich guys. Any disagreeing you do just further proves my point.

[petran3]

LMAO I cried at 'You don't want to smell like jizz from when you jerked off last night do you? ' but yes it is true.

[Mario21]

Glad you liked it lmao

[Moss777]

That guy looks like what he is holding...
Don't try to be the back-cap kinda guy please, not attractive.
Apart from that, nice take. More about body language and how to react to things in an attractive way (if you know what I mean) would have been interesting too.

[Victorianne]

Good Take Mario! ... Now do that half pushup NOW lol

[Mario21]

Damn it @Victorianne !!! 😂😂😂

[Victorianne]

Haha😂

[hxcp1]

are you kidding me right now. And just when I thought people couldn't get any more delusional.

Shower. This post is telling you to SHOWER as if it's some groundbreaking advice to become a hunk. Right. "For 25 years I was striking out with the ladies, but one day I decided to take a shower and wear nice clothes and I just couldn't keep them away from me!"

[babyfunny]

very well !! if all woman were like this i coud say im in heaven

[babyfunny]

i mean men lol

[Truthatanycost]

I think you really meant women... don't worry we won't judge.

[babyfunny]

@Truthatanycost ewww nooo

[Truthatanycost]

You know you want to... when ever I'm checking out some girl, I also see a bunch of other women doing the same haha.

[babyfunny]

@Truthatanycost for gods sake i like penisss big penisss

[Mario21]

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[Truthatanycost]

Hahahaha... that's printed on one of your T-shirts...

[Bamaty]

Lol you can change how attractive you are: plastic surgery. It works unless you're a monster and isn't that expensive

[MaximBitter]

Well I am a monster.

[mghowmasculinist]

This was a great MyTake, clear, concise and no nonsense or extra fluff. Really positive too.

[ProbablyTooMature]

Confused, why would I want to look like an ugly douche?

[ProbablyTooMature]

Oh, now that I read it I get it. Where's my delete button? >.<

[Foreverafter23]

I already do that everyday so meh it's entertaining

[Mario21]

Good! Lol

[malealpha00]

its pretty easy for guys to look good, the same cannot be said for chicks

[Princesslee16]

I definitely agree with you because women have to put a lot more effort on their appearance. A man could be unattractive but still have ladies going after him. If a woman is unattractive then she would have to be very lucky to get a date.

[malealpha00]

@Princesslee16 I like how guy's can dress well and be comfortable at the same time like open neck shirts, boots etc but girls need to wear high heels, chokers, corsets etc. It looks hot when girls dress that way. I'd glad I'm a guy cos I prefer to feel relaxed!

[GraveTruth]

i can't change my underwear or do something with my hair because I'm suppose to "Not give a duck" remember?

[skeptic007]

number 7 is what matters the most either give up part of yourself too have women like you,
or be yourself and not be liked

[McKenziee]

Lol mark wahlberg is not in that pic, aren't those his rapper days? Haha

[Mastabruce]

What happened to my boi Wahlberg? The only thing thats aged in the past 30 years is his face yo! Goals

[Danfrombackhome]

Its 1 way and 1 way only. Be rich. ALL bitches are gold diggers. No matter what they say

[Lman3000]

I know how don't look like captain jackass in the picture you showed.

[skaterkid123]

I do all of these (ima clean freak when it comes to hygiene) still ugly lol

[heart5love]

If only guys followed that advice, they would prosper.

[insertusername_here]

Very well said!

[Mario21]

Thank you :)

Lol I didn't know people would still read this 😂

[insertusername_here]

😂😂😂