Do you speak fluent sarcasm?

[Anonymous]

Do you speaqk fluent sarcasm? Do you get it or don't get it?

Me no getza whatcha speakinz bout

I getz it mofo

[Tdieseler]

Mine is as smooth as French. It just rolls right off, unless I want to use it in a rude way, then yea. I speak all dialects of sarcasm.

[MarkyyG123]

Ofcourse, graduated with honours

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[Asker]

Very good work my friend :)
Might watch some Disney movies tonight :P

[MarkyyG123]

Hahahahahaha mate, I suspected it might be you haha
Solid work Champ

[Asker]

Thank you friend :)

[MarkyyG123]

Pleasure's mine Bud, job well done here :D

[MaskedSanity]

You know you don't have to dedicate a entire question to me just so you can find out. PMs are just fine.

[Asker]

Already been there my furry friend. I know you are sarcastic!

[ButtHoleSandwich]

Well this sums me up

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[Asker]

Some but not all and especially not for devil worshippers!

[ButtHoleSandwich]

Hey! Kick yo butt!!

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[Asker]

Hahahaha I loooove that one
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[linkywinky]

I don't have a sarcastic bone in my body.

[Asker]

First there was Rubberman and now...

[linkywinky]

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[Asker]

I won't sleep well tonight.

[Littlett25]

These describe my sarcastic ways lol
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[Babaorom1]

Sarcasm is overrated. I can make people feel like idiots just by looking at them.

[Asker]

Wow the power of the stare!

[Slein]

that's a crazy super power you have there xD

[Asker]

Yeah I thought it was impressive. I usually toss my dirty socks at people but this method seems more effective.

[Babaorom1]

Hahahaha! You guys should try it, it's a lot of fun.

[Asker]

Hey if I tried freebasing cocaine I can try this too!

[been_waiting]

I can't stop being sarcastic. It never ends. Especially in arguments. That's why I'm not the favorite child in my family

[Asker]

Keep up the good work!

[idkwtftoputhere]

Yes ugh and it pisses people off so much because they don't think I'm being funny when, in reality, I CAN'T HELP MY SARCASM?

[Asker]

You got it baaaad. Maybe find Jesus? I think he is putting shingles on my neighbors roof.

[idkwtftoputhere]

Nah, Jesus would get tired of my shit so fast

[Asker]

Maybe but he only speaks Spanish so...

[SnowHearth]

Whatcha think? Maybe yes, maybe not, but I won't neither confirm nor deny it.

[Asker]

Although I just ate a batch of hallucinogenic mushrooms I will say you are always 100% serious and never sarcastic.

[SnowHearth]

That's the point, to be both sarcastic and serious at the same time.

[Asker]

Exactly! If I told you I smelled bad would you hold it against me or your nose?

[BertMacklinFBI]

hmm I don't know i just patronize idiots in a sarcastic way. lol

[Random_chick_2384]

I'm never sarcastic.
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[apexalpha]

I do it with Turkish people here on g@g mostly when they ask "what do you think of Turkey" I say; I prefer my turkey with gravy or I like chicken more

[Asker]

How foolish! Meatloaf has a better flavor and there is less chance of leftovers going bad... Aduh

[hypno-trip]

I actually only speak in a literal way all the time.

[Asker]

Well I also cannot marry you.

[hypno-trip]

Gosh that really sucks...

[Asker]

I had a feeling you would be devastated.

[hypno-trip]

-_- thanks for not leading me on！

[Asker]

I'm a bad bad man :(
The world is a hellish place,
and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

[KingXilzo]

You merely adopted the sarcasm. i was born in it MOLDED by it xD

[Asker]

Well look they may be true and you might be the king of Nigeria and secretary of state of Maine but the price of dice in Atlantic City have not gone up significantly. You know what I mean? Potato

[Mad_Batman]

i dont speak it
not even remotely :/
i'd have to say i am JK every time !!

[Asker]

I just got Bat raped in the bum by a nun!

[Mad_Batman]

ok i get that one,
but only because it was very subtle

[Asker]

Being subtle is my forte.

[Mad_Batman]

then i can confidently say that i speak your sarcasm :/ :p

[Slein]

i don't speak sarcasm.
i am sarcasm. :P

its not a way of speaking.
its a life style.

[Asker]

I tapped danced while reading this answer.

[Your_boss960]

Once my best friend told me my voice, "literally drips in sarcasm", but I am not too sure.

[justwannatalk]

Nah, I totally do not speak in that langue almost every day.

[Asker]

Sad... I wanted to be your friend too.

[justwannatalk]

Yep. I'll go hop in my jettsons convertable now and pick up Charlie Sheen. Were goin to Vegas to play go fish and drink double shots of chocolate milk.

[Asker]

Now THAT sounds like a partai!

[CommieDearest]

No I think sarcasm is for hooligans.

@Atomique

[Asker]

Not sure why but I have always adored the word hooligan.

[CommieDearest]

Me too. That and ragamuffin. Such cute words for such not cute things.

[Asker]

Yes that is another fine word. Excellent work.

[Illusive_Man]

Oh you'll think so don't ya.

[Asker]

Dotcha wish your bf was hot like me dontcha wish y...

[CreepyOldMan]

76% of the people who responded to this poll are not sarcastic.

[Asker]

And 2.3% are creepy as fuck.

[CreepyOldMan]

Actually, would it not have been 2.4%, with a 19 to 5 split? But yes.

[Asker]

And you also have the best social and political views. If I was 2.4% gay I would be tossing one helluva a creepy salad.

[CreepyOldMan]

Do you feel that it's just about time for you to give me love?

[Asker]

In about 2 hours I am free.

[CreepyOldMan]

You bring the cabbages, I'll bring dressing, big guy. ;-)

[Asker]

Still will Dick Cheney. Give me an hour and a half.

[BelleGirl21]

Yes and it gets me into so much trouble sometimes!

[Asker]

If you want real trouble slide on over here! (left a smidge)

[BelleGirl21]

Speaking of getting myself into trouble lol... I'm just drawn to you!

[Asker]

If I gave you a marker would you draw ON me?

[BelleGirl21]

Lol. You couldn't stop me ;P

[Asker]

My left index finger is stronger than your WHOLE body!

[BelleGirl21]

No way! We may need to test that theory!

[Asker]

Obamacare ain't covering that ass whoopin!

[BelleGirl21]

So even you admit Obamacare sucks!!! :)

[Asker]

Ha yeah it's so bad to actually pay money for insurance and get real help :P

[BelleGirl21]

Do I sense sarcasm? How fitting ;)

[Asker]

No silly. Blue Cross Blue Shield got over 430 a month from me and they never covered a dime. Fuck big insurance companies. At least now they don't tell me everything is a preexisting condition. Don't buy into any of that propaganda. It's not a perfect system no but it's better than getting screwed every time.

[Anonymous]

Who me? No I'm never sarcastic!

[Asker]

Have you ever ate a live rat?

[Coolguy1928]

I'm not that fluent in speaking sarcasm. :P

[Asker]

I shall teach you!

[Coolguy1928]

No thanks, I don't want to be sarcastic anyways, I don't find it funny. :/

[Asker]

No need to be racist!

[Coolguy1928]

Well sorry. :P

[Asker]

lol
I got this chick believing I am all upset cuz of her :):)

[Asker]

Wow she is dumb :P

[Coolguy1928]

It's hard to tell if someone is sarcastic in the internet. :/

[Asker]

Hmmm you might not be saying that if you read the comments on her answer :P

[Coolguy1928]

Lemme see. :)

[Asker]

Bahahaha I love her last comment and she blocked me. I just wanted to show her this. weknowmemes.com/.../pullover-dumb-and-dumber.jpg and tell her to not vote, use power tools and have kids.