Do you speak fluent sarcasm? (Page 2)
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no I don't speak fluent sarcasm
That's a shame. You almost had yourself a great guy.
am I sapose to speak sarcasm? and would it make me seem mean if I spoke sarcasm?
Why so racist all of a sudden?
I'm not being racist and I just wanted to know if sarcasm would make me seem mean
So now you're breaking up with me?
I'm not your gf I'm a lot younger then u are I'm 24 so I wouldn't be able to date u
Wow I can't believe this. This is the worst day of my whole life! (The day my mother died was almost this bad).
I'm sorry to hear that but I'm not here to date anyone on gag and I were to date again I would date people in the 18-22 age group I'm sorry but your not my bf
When was the last time you checked your oil (and took an IQ test)?
my iQ has nothing to do with this and I'm trying to tell u I'm not your gf but not listening lets stop this conversation because this is getting to be awqward conversation I just came to comment on your question about sarcasm and I simply was asking a question if sarcasm would make me seem mean that's all I was asking is one simple question
No. I just say it. I don't have time for sarcasm.
Well then we will never marry.
Who said I wanted your dick anyways?
Marriage! I never said dick. I lost it in the war.
If we're getting married, sex is a must! Your dick needs to be acceptable :P
I can borrow my brothers!
-_- this is not going to work out!
If I kill myself it will be all your fault.
Well that escalated quick... haha
It's to be expected when I was treated so terribly by this lovely young lady.
Now summoning the master
@commiedearest
She is relatively fluent in it yes.
Sarcastic?
You've never had a conversation with me. 😈
When are u sarcastic?
See? It's too GUD that you don't even know when I am. 😎😈
I had many conversations with you!!!
Well, I don't known who you are. You're anon! 😂
@Random_chick_2384
Your point is?
I don't even know. I thought it sounded smart. 😭
Please I'm the queen of sarcasm. Bow down before me
@Random_chick_2384
Umm... how about a no? 😘
Chill bro didn't ask for a kiss 😦😁😩 lol
Dang it the last one was sposed to be 😂
@Random_chick_2384
It was a "sarcastic" kiss. 😐
Sure it was just admit your obsessed with me! Gosh I knew u were trouble. Should have stayed away when I first saw u. Now u think u can just kiss me whenever and steal my first kiss! Not happening... Creep 😒😂
@Random_chick_2384
😈IT ALREADY DID HAPPPEN.😈
No! I refuse to except it!! It can't of happened!
@Random_chick_2384
🔥😈IT DID. THERE'S NO GOING BACK!😈🔥
Thanks now I'm a whore!! see what u did see!! 💔😭😭😭
@Random_chick_2384
Yeah, I did you a favor. I gave you what you always wanted! 🔥😈🔥😈🔥😈
But I didn't want it from u!!! 😭😭😭 now since I can't go back I'm just goin to kiss everyone now! Might as well since now one will love a whore like me! 😘😘😘
@Random_chick_2384
You're welcome. 💥😎😈😎💥
Why should I be thanking u?
@Random_chick_2384
... Because I opened your eyes and gave you freedom? Yes.
Nooooo u made me a whore! 😭😭😭
@Random_chick_2384
Yup. 👍👍👍
😭😭 but now ur a man whore..
There isn't a way you two can message instead of giving me notification after notification?
@ Anonymous
@Random_chick_2384
LOLOLOL I'm sorry, bro. I got carried away.
sarcasm is my first language.
Ditto sister sludge ditto
That's exactly what I was going to say hahahaha
haha i said it for you :P
I am the harbinger of sarcasm :)
Let's get married and have puppies!
That's my mother tongue
You should see my mother's tongue. It has all these little white bumps and a red rash.
dkfhbdhbsdjflfhksf;sfkjshgs
If you seriously just stop #%^&**$## and then add a pinch of $%^^&& it will make cleaning the floor easier don't you think?
I am sarcasm.
I am fat
Only to those who can decipher it.
Yes because you are far too bright for the average country folk.
No I'm just psychic.
Damn you are a super chick.
Yes i know what you did yesterday too.
Randomly block someone for no apparent reason or when I raked the yard?
I know what you did last summer too.
Was that the summer where I pushed you down a fire escape?
No... not really:p
Sarcastic answer? :)
Captain obvious
You sir have the best answer so far.
Only when necessary
Use it more
got it basically
Sometimes you do sometimes no
I speak nigguh