How many seconds was the longest continuous fart you've ever done?

[Anonymous]

What's your longest fart record? It has to be one continuous gas pass to count so farting, then stopping and then farting again doesn't count.

Let's see who wins girls or guys.

No made up answeres either.

[Applefan1]

It is funny you should ask this because yesterday I was sitting right next to this blonde girl in tight black pants, tight black faux leather pants. My stool was right next to her seat in the building at university and I leaned to one side, lifted my right ass check off my stool in her direction and did a long loud fart. This was several seconds long, it had a few different pitches, some of the pitches sounded like my fart was dirtying my underwear and the fabric on the stool I was sitting on. This is what I let out right next to the blonde haired girl that was wearing her tight black faux leather pants I think that had a sexy ass in them. This is not made up it really happened.

[Applefan1]

I don't know how many seconds it was but my guess is about 7 seconds long

[Asker]

Hahahahahaha! Hilarious but I think you blew it with the blonde chick. ... or you blew it at her!

[Applefan1]

I wanted my fart to travel in her direction that is why I lifted my ass check in her direction.

[puncakegirl]

That is disgustingly hilarious
Guys like talking about their farts I figure.

[Applefan1]

"disgustingly" in a good way?

[Applefan1]

@puncakegirl

[Asker]

Classic

[puncakegirl]

Disgusting is disgusting which is not good but can be put in a funny way which you diff

[Applefan1]

@puncakegirl well I am sorry you feel that way :(( Maybe I should not have shared that. I just feel judged and stupid now. The thing is I am very open about farting, the point is if that girl farted I would not have minded. I would have just thought she got gas and needed to let it go.

[puncakegirl]

Lol don't feel sorry I'm just saying That it was funny

[Applefan1]

@puncakegirl Oh I thought you where saying I was disgusting for doing that fart :(

[puncakegirl]

No iv been given fart explanations before :P

[Applefan1]

@puncakegirl awww ok do you mean people have talked about farts with you before or they have farted near you before. lol

[puncakegirl]

Both lol..
My brother especially.. Farts are his favorite topic

[Applefan1]

Haha you should take him on in a farting contest lmao :P

[Applefan1]

@puncakegirl I

[puncakegirl]

Nah I'm good haha

[Cowboy6666]

Bahahahahaha...

I don't count n register Farting time, as I don't have stop watch...

Lololololo

[Asker]

Just have a guess, you'd roughly know how long

[punkbaby]

I'm sorry, I just wanted to appreciate your question because it's hilarious. Sadly, I don't time my farts, so I couldn't tell you.

[Asker]

Just estimate. 2 seconds, 4 seconds?

[punkbaby]

It's weird because I'm kind of a tomboy but I'm pretty much a lady when it comes to gas so I honestly don't know. It's pretty funny that you do though.

[Asker]

Sure do. Mine was not a second, but seven seconds long just as long as I pong. I'll be wofting.

[justbanANNAz]

im not sure tbh, but i can tell u about the dude who's held in his fart for almost a year now.

behold, @ihav2fart

[Asker]

Yeah, that dude should just let it out

[justbanANNAz]

i know right? like it's seriously been 5eva -.-

[Ihav2fart]

well if that were to to happen id just be iFarted. :(

[Asker]

@Ihav2fart you'll die of spontaneous human combustion if you keep holding it in.

[Anonymous]

I swear I’m not lying when I say I farted for a minute and a half straight. I was on my period, which means supercharged farts, and I was going for length and trying to ease it out slowly. I was at a sleepover and had to try so hard not to laugh and let out more than I intended to while everyone else was laughing, but then I finally gave in and laughed, the fart “laughed” with me, and I let out too much too fast and ran out of gas.

[YourFutureEx]

I seriously don't count such things. Thank god I'm not such weirdo. What a retarded thing, seriously.