A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero 🐧 What does he say and why is he here?

This is an actual questin from a job interview. Make me hire you (give you MHO). 3, 2, 1, GO!

A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero 🐧 What does he say and why is he here?

  • U spelt "question" wrong.
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  • You spelt "you" wong.
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  • You spelt "wrong" wrong.
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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What Girls Said 11

  • best poll I've seen here hands down.

    anyways, I'm that person who won't care about what he says or why he's here. imma squeal and go hug him :D

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  • *walks out the door* I don't need this stress in mah life!

    lmao

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  • You don't because while you believe they asked you to test your creativity they're really trying to find out what unprofessional racist jokes you can come up with.

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  • " I just came to tell you that joke that you always tell is insensitive what's black and white and red all over... shame on you " - " also I escaped from the zoo so hide me please?"

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  • Ugh, that typo. 😐 I don't think you a koala-fied after noticing that.

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  • "Freakin' global warming!!"

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  • He came from mexico and wanted to know if people want to party. XD

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  • is this arctic? lemme break the ICE :P BADUM TSS

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  • Easy.
    He is a hot penguin.
    Duh.

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  • He would say: youtube. com/watch? v=_coePx3jCBI
    And he would want to chill out... :P

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  • Deezzzzzzz 🐨Koala... NUTZZZZZZ

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What Guys Said 13

  • "Sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to remind you of the staff meeting at 2:00."

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  • Both A and C, but I could only pick one, had to go with A since it was the first and original question.

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  • A penguin will not speak to you. In fact, he can not speak human language.

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  • He doesn't say anything, he just starts dancing
    media.giphy.com/media/13FBIII8M4IDDi/giphy.gif

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  • He diesn't say anything he sing the Taco Bell Saga by Tyler Joseph, and why he's here he doesn't know people have been asking why are they here for millennia it's philosolophical and stuffs

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  • I got the cocaine you wanted ese

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  • "Are you high?"

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  • "Hola!" I should expect. Well if he's been raised with any damn manners that is.

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  • What are you koala-fiquations? Do you know how to manage a business

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  • You spelt all three of those words wrong, and also the penguin says "hey baby you down to pound?😘"

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  • I don't know what the penguin would say, but I would turn to the penguin and say, "Gee Mr./Ms. [Interviewer's name], what are you doing in that tuxedo?"

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  • Lol @ poll
    I wanna click 'em all

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  • He says "whose dick do I have to suck to get a job at this shit hole?"

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