Dark humour to me is like a child with cancer, it never gets old.
Most Helpful Girl
"My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car."
Most Helpful Guy
A cruise ship is sinking and all havoc is breaking loose. Everybody scrambles to the lifeboats. Before loading the lifeboats, a teacher yells, "Children first!". Cop says to the teacher, "Fuck the children!" A priest walks up to the teacher and cop and says, "Do we have enough time?"5