Funny responses to the "Are you married?" question

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Ladies, when you're getting to know a guy, eventually you ask him if he's married. What are some of the more interesting, or funny replies you've received?
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In response to "are you married", I once said to a woman "I have five wives back in Saudia Arabia, but I hope that's not a problem". Ladies what do you think of that response?
Funny responses to the "Are you married?" question
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