Do you fart in front of your partner?

[Anonymous]

Are some things sacred or do you bare it all?

Yes

No

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[Penyair]

I have at times. Sometimes its unavoidable whether you're the one doing it or they are (it just happens). Other times if you're not feeling well and/or you know it's going to be nasty you might want to take it to the bathroom or another room. If you're in bed together though sometimes that's under it just happens. It's a natural physical thing so it isn't a big deal. Unless you're doing it on purpose to bother something.(some people do that as we all know and you can tell by the way they do it)

[Zendrya]

I'm pretty open with my boyfriend but I have always just been a super private person and farting is just something I am comfortable with. He does it in front of me sometimes but I just can't.

[RJGraveyTrain]

Oh yeah.

I eat a lot of kale and I work, if you think I'm about to run out of the room or hold it in (and bloat) just because you're there? I'm farting on your head.

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

I'd prefer methane stench not be a memory called to mind when a girl looks at my butt, and anything less than the same attitude from a woman is beneath me.

[godfatherfan]

I was with my ex-wife 25 years.. I never farted or belched in front of her on purpose... ever... It is called respect, look it up...

[Chico_brah]

Sounds boring.

[Sonjita]

Of course not! Do you do it in front of your friends, family, colleagues, teachers, even random people at a store or wherever? I guess your SO deserves the same (if not higher) amount of respect than those...

[vishna]

Secretly :3 I fart under the covers bit by bit. But never just out in the open.

[Toad-1]

ahahaha :D

[vishna]

@Toad-1 truly silent, never dealy

[CT_CD]

I don't have a girlfriend. I think it's fine for a guy to do that in front on his girlfriend. It's a manly thing to do but a girl should not openly fart in front of her boyfriend. That's gross and very unladylike. Can't believe some girls actually do that.

[DaveDavidson]

All the time. In the car, and then locking the windows.

[clever_seeker]

only in bed where she can catch the dutch oven. loool

[samhradh_leannan]

I try not to, but it has happened. My boyfriend does it in front of me all the time, and I don't care at all, but I still never feel like I should do it too.

[Farts12345]

If he farts in front of you than make him smell your farts girl

[samhradh_leannan]

@Farts12345 Lol it's not about payback.

[Farts12345]

Samhradh_leannan you're so funny at times and you make me laugh

[samhradh_leannan]

@Farts12345 Glad to be of service.

[Justacatlady]

I didn't when we first started dating but now. It's WAR!! Lol

[foodfairywins]

He started farting in front of me and now I do it for revenge

[clever_seeker]

omg so gross ( next time record his face and freeze frame it) hell never do it again lol

[foodfairywins]

@clever_seeker he HATED when I revenge farted. But it works - he doesn't fart much directly next to me anymore, but sometimes I hear him do it across the room and I inform him that he has no soul.

[alwayswrite]

Of course. Who has the time to run out of the room whenever gas hits them.

[madhatters4]

yes i do. not going to get up and run to a different room every time i need to pass gas

[mutedaisy]

I wave it in his face and say, "do you smell popcorn"? 😈

[pooper89]

I'm single right now but I never did it in front of past boyfriends. At least not on purpose, and they never did it on purpose to me.

[asdsfgag]

Gross. If he ever farts I will break up. I am serious.

[clever_seeker]

looool thats so petty. Although i do believe you lol

[asdsfgag]

@clever_seeker farting is petty

[Toad-1]

even if its accidental?

[asdsfgag]

no. but I will still be digusted

[confusedgirlxox]

Agreed I find it so gross when couples can be THIS comfortable around eachother

[asdsfgag]

@confusedgirlxox close? Haha. ACCORDING TO YOUR LOGIC THE CLOSEST COUPLE TAKE SHIT ON FRONT OF EACH OTHER @Chico_brah

[asdsfgag]

In**

[clever_seeker]

LMAO...@confusedgirlxox THAT HAS THEE WORST AUTO CORRECT MISTAKE EVER LOOOL.
Wouldn't you say @asdsfgag!

[confusedgirlxox]

@clever_seeker what? lol I am so confused

[confusedgirlxox]

hence why my name is confusedgirl I guess... hahah

[Farts12345]

Everyone farts it's normal nobody should be ashamed to fart in front of their partner

[TacosRAwesome]

I have gassy moments sometimes so I end up faerting. Its not something I enjoy doing.

[FaithfulGuardian]

I feel like a man when I fart louder than her.

[Chico_brah]

I pin her down and fart on her face sometimes.

[AriadneSky]

no. not bc its sacred, bc its gross.

[nala_rawr]

All the time :) ... Well, when I have to lol

[Kaylyne]

I try very hard not to.