Can anyone tell me how to join the patriarchy?

[CootiesInfection]

I am interested in joining however i dont know where they meet. since feminists are always complaining about them my guess is they probably deal with them on a regular basis so they would know better than me how to track them down

please, i just want to find the elusive patriarchy so i can oppress women properly

[404filenotfound]

I hear that they're somewhere in made up fantasy land along with "rape culture" and the wage gap.

[CootiesInfection]

is that close to that gas station up my ass and around the corner?

[CootiesInfection]

i heard that place is full of shit

[404filenotfound]

Yea man, it's just across the street and heard that it's full of shit too, haha.

[been_waiting]

Maybe you don't recall a user by the name JoinThePatriarchy

[Anonymous]

We... er, I mean, they don't exist. Everything is under control. Go back to sleep, citizen.

[PhiOmega]

Tfw everyone replies "patri- who?"

... it would be funny

[linkywinky]

Congratulations, you're already a member.

[CootiesInfection]

i'm in? alright! :D whens the first meeting

[Starfishlover]

Just go to the strippers

[CootiesInfection]

strippers know where to find the patriarchy?

[Starfishlover]

Well you said that you would like to oppress women. Besides, would you enlighten me on what a patriarchy is?

[CootiesInfection]

How is paying some chick 50 bucks for a lap dance oppressing her

[CootiesInfection]

and i dont know women are always talking about it i just hear a lot about this patriarchy thing and i think to myself, hey, thats something i might like to do

[apple24]

Whats that?