Which one of these ex-girlfriends seems the most interesting to you?

[MCheetah]

This is an interesting post I've had on my mind, for a while. A post of my ten exes. I'm curious what GAG thinks about this. I'm deciding to post it now, because I won't use real images of them and their names are common.

Here's my ten ex-partners. Nine of these women did not work out for me, for various reasons. One of them, my closest thing to a soulmate, passed away ten years ago, as some of you already know.

Would any of these women work out for you? Who do you like - or hate - the most?

ELLEN

Dall-E recreation of Ellen's face. (A little chunky, but pretty damn close!)

Ellen was a 6'2" curvy, bubbly, green-eyed blonde from South Carolina who first initiated contact with me in 2008 and asked me out while at a bar with friends. She was sassy, fun, and had a sarcastic sense of humor. The problem with her? SHE'S QUEER ("Bi"). Lesbians are a dealbreaker for me, so when I found out and she never told me she wasn't straight, I broke up with her feeling gaslit, used, betrayed, and heartbroken.

MOLLY

Dall-E recreation of Molly. (Face and cheekbones are pretty distorted.)

Molly was a 6'2" raven-haired barista/manager originally from Orange County, California. She was energetic, girly, had a dorky sense of humor, and was nice enough, but was extra-sensitive about her weight; that being the only thing that really annoyed her. Other than that, she was pretty laid back and easy-going. She wasn't really over her Marine ex however, so she didn't work out as a partner for too long.

LARA

Dall-E recreation of Lara. (The only thing it got right were the boobs. So bad, I had to make a hybrid out of two.)

Lara was 6'0" with brown hair, originally from a lumberjack family from Montana, inherited a hardy powerful body, had strong biceps, and enormous breasts (like H cups.) She was 19 at the time when I was with her over ten years ago, and she was really sweet, as well as a bit of an outdoorsy tomboy with feminine looks to her. But she was damaged and had baggage from her emotionally abusive ex and still in love with him and actually missed his abuse, so I moved on from her.

AMANDA

Dall-E recreation of Amanda. (Eleven attempts and THIS monstrosity was the best one out of 44 renders.)

Amanda was 6'4" and full figured with dark blue hair and thick black glasses and was originally from Ohio. She worked at a gas station and was working-class. She was extroverted, very traditional, liked cooking and baking, and wanted to be a wife and mother someday soon. As she started losing weight, and gaining confidence, her attitude grew worse and more selfish. We faded from being dates back into being friends, and her attitude kind of leveled off.

KAITLYN

Dall-E recreation of Kaitlyn (1; not too bad!)

Dall-E recreation of Kaitlyn (2; a little more accurate)

Kaitlyn was 6'3.5", raised in Annapolis, Maryland, was twenty-two at the time but wise and mature beyond her years, and the redheaded love of my life. Kind, calm, sweet, funny, positive, charming, hard working, affectionate, supportive, and loving. She was truly 'the one' and the only woman on this entire planet who could have loved me, if she ever did. She was too good for me, and too good for this world, as I only got to spend ten and a half months with her before her passing, even though we were slated to get married in another three to four months from then. If she was still around, she would've loved Instagram and TikTok, guaranteed (and I probably would've hated that.)

MAGGIE

Dall-E recreation of Maggie (looks too young, ears too big, and hair too dark)

Maggie was a 6'1" brown-haired farm girl who moved to the city and looked like a curvier Shailene Woodley. She was the first one I dated after Kaitlyn's passing. Maggie was a movie theater manager working to pay off medical debts she had, so she was a realist, practical, hard working, sharp-minded, and wise for her age. She was also a no-nonsense person though, didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I eventually learned she wasn't right for a relationship with anyone, let alone me. We didn't break up in an ugly way, but she just had no time or attention to give to a relationship.

EMMA

Dall-E recreation of Emma (pretty close)

Emma was a 20 year old, super-tall 6'5", thicc, big-booty Ginger nympho. Besides her relatively medium/small-ish boobs for her massive frame, she had the best body of any girl I knew besides Kaitlyn. Emma was calm, outdoorsy, kind of a hippie, very girly, fashionable, and loved sex more than most women her age. The problem with her? She was what would later be known as "woke." Far-left and a feminist, although I didn't know it until it was too late. I tried to talk some sense into her, but she was only becoming more toxic and anti-male with every liberal college lecture she sat-in on. She was also "polyamorous" and was cheating on her Idaho boyfriend for me without telling me. The sex wasn't worth that level of crazy.

RANA

Dall-E recreation of Rana (different hair, but not bad)

Rana ('rey-na') was a 5'11" curvy, multi-color haired (but naturally blonde) British heiress living in America, whose pharmaceutical CEO mother and chairman father were very rich. She was interesting, quirky, funny, and nerdy by really being into stuff like superheroes and gaming. She was obsessed with me (merely for being black and male and not much else), but she was also crazy. As in, literally insane and likely had Borderline Personality Disorder. I can handle crazy, especially if they're wealthy, but not "violent crazy." She was going to be my would-be stalker ex, but she found a taller nerdy black guy to replace me with as her victim before the obsessive stalking ever happened.

KEERTHI

Dall-E recreation of Keerthi (pretty close)

Keerthi, or "Keerveer" as her nickname, was 5'10", super-thick, super-curvy, super-busty Indian-American student getting her Masters in pharmacy (She would later go on to get 8,000+ followers on Instagram due to how insanely curvy and thick her body naturally was.) She was raised in Philly and I met her cause she went to my university. She was somewhat smart, charming, and very physically affectionate. However, she was also very narcissistic, vain, and superficial. Those last three traits are why we broke up, and why she'd only date men over 6' tall with abs after me. Still though; Kaitlyn, Emma, and Keerthi were in the top three for "best bodies" among my exes.

So who seems like the most interesting one to you? If any....!

[Mia-Wallace]

Kaitlyn and Maggie, I think. The rest have red flags.

On the whole, what I see is that you have a type and the most defining characteristic of that "type" is physical. The variety in their personalities give me the vibe that personality traits come second to you. (Though, I'm just speculating. Correct me if I'm wrong. And I'm not saying personality isn't important to you - it clearly is. It's just not the first thing you pay close attention to.)

I am the opposite. My ex shared some personality traits with my husband (except that he was very stupid), and I also liked an Asian guy at uni who had some of the same personality traits. My ex was Greek-looking, the guy at uni was a nerdy Japanese guy and my height, and my husband is nordic and kind of tall.

What's interesting about Kaitlyn: She just sounds like a genuinely nice person. Very normal, no nonsense. Maybe a little submissive and feminine too despite her height? I think I could be friends with her.

Maggie: She was no-nonsense. I don't know why she thought she wasn't right for a relationship with anyone. Maybe she was too comfortable with herself? She didn't act like she needed her boyfriend when in a relationship? She was too orderly and practical and couldn't exactly empathize with people who couldn't deal with life's hardships like she did and she judged them for it? I don't know. I think she should have continued dating, but I don't know enough about her.

[MCheetah]

Thank you for the feedback.

I do notice if I have a type or not, besides being into curvier/plus-sized girls. Personality is very important to me and is valued more than looks. But it's also more rare to find in someone, as well.

Kaitlyn was genuinely nice. Very sweet, but also realistic and pragmatic. She wasn't cloying or fake or a pushover. She had a ton of self-respect and didn't let alone push her around (especially being almost 6'4" and all), but was always respectful and polite while doing it. I don't have the social skill to do that. Assertive, but very polite and respectful. I'm either nice or an asshole; I can't do inbetween. She always exerted femininity and grace, despite (or due to) her height and size.

Maggie was kinda similar to Kaitlyn, but more street-weary and less patient. Maggie grew up poorer, but nowhere near as poor as me. Thus, she wasn't as calm and serene. She wasn't an angry person, but she was a workaholic and ultimately seemed like she had no time to do dating. She managed a movie theater, had a second part time job (I don't remember what it was), and had a sh*t-ton of medical debt from some car accident she got in before I met her. Had to be at least $50K to $70K. She was also brutally honest, but I liked that about her. She *was* orderly and practical, but the rest, I am unsure of.

And all the parentheses kill me! It's so goddamn adorable! You must be a very multi-layered thinking person with a lot of thoughts you can't convey all at once ("Use parentheses to offer a digression or afterthought."), hence the frequent use of parentheses to add side details pretty often. I love it.

[MCheetah]

I do *not notice

[Mia-Wallace]

Thank you for mhg.

So it was workaholism for Maggie. I know workaholism a bit too well (the two men in my life...).
That debt is bad too. But we all have flaws. I still think she could try.

But Kaitlyn really does seem like a wife material. With that body she could probably have many strong kids too. I think shorties can be pretty loud, which takes away the femininity. I usually imitate my mother when I want to exert grace and be assertive and calm, and she was taller than me. I don't think it's just the height, but it can help.

And about the parentheses... thanks 🤣💞... I try to stay focused, but my brain sees more and I have to add these to reduce my anxiety (the anxiety of being wrong or not being clear enough about my own confusion or about the complexity of the subject. It's usually to show there's complexity - more to the subject than what I say. Things I probably don't know. Or it's just my mind wandering off). Adding afterthought also makes the writing more like speaking. I usually write like I talk.

[MCheetah]

I think it's so cute, cause it conveys intelligence, in a way. Like you only have one mouth or one pair of hands to type with, but your brain has five thoughts going on at once.

As for kids, I could never have kids with Kaitlyn, not because I wouldn't love her, but because my own genes are so f*cked up, including the shortness added to it. It'd be like having Aphrodite make a kid with a sewer mutant from an 80s Troma movie or something. She was nearly 6'4", but even if her genes were perfect (and she was a 9 or 9.5, to me), my own genes are more powerful in how f*cked up they are. Her genes weren't perfect enough to off-set my genetic problems. Any daughter I'd have would come out looking like you stuck an embryo in a microwave for 15 minutes. A son would be even closer to me, so even worse off. That's why I said before any child I'd conceive would be a Crime Against Humanity and I'd deserve Guantanamo for reproducing another lifeform.

So at best, we'd adopt, but I never got far enough to see myself as even an adoptive father, anyway. I was pretty broke at the time I was with her. Doing crappy bodyguard work and security detail. She was a banker and in med school, so she had more money than me.

[MCheetah]

*Nursing school;
which I don't think is the same as med school

[Mia-Wallace]

Well I know you'll argue with me if I said I think you're fit enough to reproduce, so I just say I disagree.

And thank you again. 💞 Someone finds something about my broken brain cute. (German quality 🇩🇪)

[ShadezMcgee]

Kaitlyn and Lara would be the two I could see myself being interested in.

[Bethany22]

The one you were about to marry seems the best. Really sorry for your loss

[Daniela1982]

Where in blazes did you find such tall girls? Now I can see your being pissed off about your height. You must have sought out tall girls on purpose as girls that tall are not common. I don't understand why girls that tall would be interested in a pip squeak, as you see yourself as. I also find it hard to grasp that there are so many girls who seem to enjoy being abused and want to go back to their abusers instead of running to a good man in a heart beat. Sorry, but to me they seemed to be losers, with no self-esteem and a hankering to be lorded over by their loser exes. I don't understand why you regret losing them.

[MCheetah]

That's nothing compared to The Netherlands, where every girl is at least 6'0" and every guy at least 6'4." A f*cking real life Brobdingnag. That whole country scares me.

And PLENTY of women love the abusive jerk. Especially if he's over six feet. Lots of women on GAG even ask questions about this. "Does he really love me?" and all that crap. I never answer those.

[Daniela1982]

Don't blame you for that.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I think you go for women that are larger than me. I'm just a little dude at 5'10" so obviously these chicks are huge compared to me. I also prefer Blasian or Asian, some Latinas... so only that last chick kinda made my pickle twitch. Don't got any midgets? I'm really into midgets ATM.

[ThinkFitness23]

Question…


I don’t even know 1 woman 6” tall…


Strange you managed to date so many giants…


I can’t really choose, I know this much…


Which ever felt most like “your woman” was the right one.


Who would you shag, marry and avoid?

[Likes2drive]

I guess Kaitlyn or Keerth since they were a better fit for you in personality and looks but Kaitlyn is gone unfortunately. They are all way too big for my preference in body mass and height also shorter life spans because of that. My preference is petite women but to each their own I guess

[Fuentes]

Lol none they to big for my liking I like thick chick's but not bigger then thick. Can't date chick's with double chins and big bellies haha not my taste & are a lot are from fly over states so that cuts it for me too & most are tall & have my height I like short chick's too.

[exitseven]

I sort of thought Maggie was nice. I guess you really liked them on the tall side.

[strateguy632]

keer, student despite vain most interesting. i dont know why u felt betrayed about bi= also men and wanted you. invite her back.

[USLegionary]

You've a type. Mine is short skinny girls with airbags optional lol

[Tracker1958]

If she someone ex, if they didn't want her then there's a good chance you won't either. The good ones don't get thrown back.

[Tanhoaon]

The story of Kaitlyn is so sad.

[MCheetah]

It's okay. Thank you.

[FinalFantasyBro]

Keerthi she has nice boobs

[htmndg183]

Lara kaitlyn maggi and emma.

[Alex8736]

Maggie from my observation

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Kaitlyn. Love her hair.

[Lilchoco69]

Is any of this real? Serious question?

[Lilchoco69]

@mcheetah

The reason why I'm asking is because this a bit hard to believe. Its almost as if its all made up. Wanna help me out here? Get me to think it's real?

[MCheetah]

@Lilchoco69
The pictures are not real; they are AI generated images. The rest is real, though.
You can think or believe whatever you want, however. It's not mu job to prove to random internet people what is reality and what isn't, and I'm not going to dox my exes by putting their real pictures out there if they don't have a public Instagram account.