Im 52 I asked my 18 year old neighbor out and?

[Anonymous]

things got a little messy. she told her parents. and now she takes the long way to school. she removed me from Facebook, but only after I accidently let it slip that I view her profile 100 times a day. I told her hoping it would be a turn on for her. MAJOR TURNOFF APARRENTLY! I tried dressing younger so the age gap dosent seem so bad. I bought a pair of those skinny pants and a nice vintage turtle neck from old navy but I feel like a real skeezball wearing it.

how can I seem cool!

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few updates. im 52 my profile sys25-29 because I wanted to pick up chicks.
and I don't even know what trolling is, but after googling it. noo I am not a troll. I don't care if you believe me, I just wanted to ask a question about love.

if you take trolling so serious you are a loser and need to calm down.

im 52 she is 18 there is nothing wrong with that. she is of age

no one answered my question! how can I be cool? fanzee cool

[Anonymous]

If your seriously looking for someone age 18 and
your really age 52 there is websites where pretty
girls don't feel pretty so they will go out with you
I know some girl took up with guy she was 17
going on 18 and the guy was 50 but got play it cool

[Frost_Byt3]

I reported your ass for trolling. According to the anon, you are 25-29, but in your question you say that you are 52. Obvious troll, and its staring to piss me off

[Asker]

well then you need to not take things so serious if its pissing you off

[Anonymous]

Some people say age doesn't matter but expect your neighbor and her family to move to a different country, change their numbers, delete the girl's social media accounts, change their identity... And that would all be after calling the police.

[Genie23]

Okay, so you're 52 but ur profile says that u r around 25-29... Sick
52 year old man with an 18 year girl? So WEIRD

[miserybusiness]

... Sigh

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[Account]

Hello kind mister from Trolliowood. It's nice to meet you :3.

[Klaatu51]

did you want to write 25 instead of 52? because your profile says 25-29 :-P

[Your_boss960]

If someone 40 years older than me told me the things you told that girl...

I would literally cry on the floor. I'm not surprised she takes the long way to school now.

[Mesonfielde]

Cry? I'd rather run.

it's not like a 40 years older person can catch you or anything

[Your_boss960]

i would cry in my room on the floor after I run away.

But I didn't add that lol. @Mesonfielde

I would cry because of being disgusted.
I hope that makes sense.

[Your_boss960]

Rather, I would cry of disgust.

(If that makes more sense)

[mrrapperguy]

I SINCERELY, REALLY, TRULY hope you meant to write 25, if otherwise, you should become a marked sexual predator

[abundantlyrich]

Lol old dudes do not talk like that. Troll failed.

[Anonymous]

Actually, you sound like a freak and a pervert. Leave her the f*** alone now!

[Cressey]

Anyone who is overreacting to this needs to realise he's obviously trolling.

[GalaxyHotChoc]

This is disturbing. What in the fuck are you doing acting like that with a girl who's young enough to be your... grand daughter?

[Anonymous]

You're either a pedofile or a troll.
If you're the first than you should seek mental help.

[RUMMAN444]

LMAO LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CALM DOWN THAT 18 YEAR CHICK IS 34 YEARS SMALLER THAN U lol!!

[Anonymous]

Wow you creep like seriously get a life

[HollywoodGlam]

The age gap between you two is inappropriate.

[spuitkaas]

And I would have done the exact same thing lol.

[KBob93]

Almost had me trolled there.

[Anonymous]

Take her to your groovy home under the bridge!

[fearful]

LOL funny...

[Asker]

I should be funny to her?

[fearful]

Dude you suck at being a troll so just stop it.

[Anonymous]

Find a woman your age.

[Folklore]

What a bitch

[Jersey1]

No, just no.

[Unit1]

Cool is relative.

[HelinHood]

Well, It's so weird