How do I cheat without getting caught?

Question

Disclaimer: I’m gonna ignore any comments with insults or hate.

Am going away this weekend with my friend who also invited one of her male friends. This guy is perhaps the hottest, sexiest man alive that I’ve seen without being photoshopped. I need to talk to him. And I know I’ll get hate for this but GIRLS if you saw him you’d understand {{or maybe you wouldn’t but that’s not the point}}.

Anyway. I know it is EVIL but I can’t get him out of my mind. He doesn’t know I have a boyfriend but omg... I just need this gorgeous mangod in my bed (lol) but I don’t know how to do it without getting caught. Besides, he’s from Australia and won’t be here again until maybe next summer (2019) so I’m safe.

If you have never been caught cheating, how did you do it?

Thank you.

FatmanChris · Accepted Answer

Well you talk to your boyfriend, explain to him that you're an absolute cunt who doesn't deserve someone like him. Then proceed to tell him you don't deserve love for the rest of your life after which you find the nearest tattoo parlor to have "cheating slut" tattooed on your forehead to warn men who could actually get caught in you black window web. If you haven't by then been dumped or broken up with your boyfriend, do this now. After all this go to this get-together and have him fuck your brains out like you so badly want, eventhough I shouldn't say brains because you seem to lack a healthy one. After your dream night with Mr perfect lead your life filled with any lowlife who is willing to fuck you. Slowly realizing nobody will ever love you and slowly wither away in solitude.

Bad_Man55 · Accepted Answer

First thing is first do not ignore your boyfriend via text or calls. Be readily available to the boyfriend. Gaps in communication will raise questions so you need to have a good ass reason for it. And be sure you tell him how much you miss him and may be even sext him or send him a nude. If you wanna get with that dude get to the point with him and lay down the law with him. Like look dude I wanna ride you no bull shit if he is dtf you all figure out quick and easy hook ups do not waste your time flirting and bullshitting around

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I just wanna clear something up: if this was a male asking a question, EVRYONE WOULD GO BALLISTIC, calling him an asshole, jerk, whatever.

Anyways. I feel bad for your boyfriend. He deserves better :)

But I’m not here to call you a hoe because hoes are people who are promiscuous, not people who cheat. People who cheat are simply called “cheaters”. ChandelierBoing just made an ignorant comment.

As for HOW to not get caught- You can easily do that if he’s going away, especially if he thinks you’re single.

Have fun. And I’m jealous, because there aren’t many hot guys over here haha

JulieXO · Accepted Answer

I've never cheated but I was the one a guy cheated with. Just make sure you have a cover, which you do, because your going with your friend. Let as few people as you cn see you together, even if you're in another town. If it's a one time thing, don't stay in touch with him. If you need to/want to, always delete your messages. As for lying to your boyfriend and friends and everyone else, make sure you stick to one story tht you tell everyone. It's easier to keep track of like this. I think the biggest risk here is the friend you're going with - are you sure she won't tell?

MissLogical · Accepted Answer

How about you don't be a whore? That's always a good plan. Or you know what, break up with your boyfriend, he deserves better than someone as awful as you. You're nasty.

kaydenjs · Answer

Well if he's honestly that much of a god then maybe you should just move to Australia... But on a more serious note it's a horrible thing to do but if your boyfriend really isn't going to suit your needs then you should make sure you have an excuse to get him alone and flirt, make sure everything is safe with no witnesses around and if he agrees then do the deed but don't force yourself into him...

Anonymous · Answer

I feel sorry for you because you are only using your lower form of consciousness where all of the physical desires are amplified and wisdom, discernment and loyalty are just white noise.

Whether you cheat or not, your current relationship is not sustainable with that level of consciousness, or it will be dysfunctional.

frogz · Answer

Well he doesn't know you have a boyfriend so there's a start, plus he'll be leaving to Australia so it sounds too good to be true.

Anonymous · Answer

Wow, I can only hope people are helping you because they really want MHO. You should give me your boyfriend’s contact information so I can keep him busy while you’re out cheating. smh

Anonymous · Answer

Yo you wanna drop me your boys number? Gotta tell him something real quick, it's important

M-AL-Anazi1993 · Answer

If and when your friend ever gets mad at you, you better know she will be the first one to rat you out to your now boyfriend. Psht, she might even do it without even getting mad at you.

BlueDream · Answer

Karma's a bitch do your best to be ready for her, that's the best advice I can give you.

Cammy137 · Answer

I like that you know you're trash for doing it but still plan to do it anyway. I hope he gives you some horrific STI

Anonymous · Answer

I have a feeling that you are a lying, manipulative, heartless, cold sociopath. FUCK you. Honestly, fuck you.

Anonymous · Answer

Don't do such a horrendous act. Break up with him first and save him the emotional hurt you will cause him because of this selfishness. Don't hurt him just because you thought it'd be fun to destroy your boyfriends feelings.

Anonymous · Answer

Why worry? Just do it. Why ask us? Does it really matter? Is it not worth the sacrifice? If not then don't do it. If so then just do it. Not our life. Not our business and not our concern? You're an adult. You don't need our assistance in this particular category. All we can do is say, "stay safe" if possible. Besides that you're really on your own.

Storm_Soldier2377 · Answer

Before you do this tell us this: Would you like getting cheated on?

UnknownUser786 · Answer

i think u should just do it if u want to... and there's no way he catches u while u are away and even if he catches you after some time u can make any suitable excuse and show him a good time to make him forget i guess.

Anonymous · Answer

I strongly recommend breaking up with your boyfriend. If you liked him all that much, you wouldn't even be paying attention to this guy.

Anonymous · Answer

Plan. I mean plan. Don’t leave anything up to chance. Have a good alibi, don’t use the same hotel as your friends, etc.

Justaguy57 · Answer

Opportunities tend to pop up if you are ready and keep eyes and mind open. And be sure you really want this because if it ever came out it could cost you. Worth the risk? Sometimes it is...

ChandelierBoing · Answer

*sigh* Hoes will be hoes

That2kKid21 · Answer

Dump your boyfriend then... Haha. The fact that you're actually PLANNING to cheat is kinda interesting.

grega239 · Answer

If thats how ur mind operates u dont deserve to have a boyfriend

Rargueta · Answer

You’re a piece of crap. Your boyfriend deserves better, you lousy asshole

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