How to respond to "what’s cooking good looking"?

[Hello4242]

Can’t think of a witty response, or any at all. Help!!
How can I respond to "what’s cooking good looking"?

[SketchForger]

Depends on my mood

If I'm content I'll respond with...

"Oh don't talk to me as if I'm a mirror."

If I'm in a bad mood or don't know the person Ill just say something along the lines of...

"The kitchen ain't open to customers."

[Anonymous]

A) A bun in the oven.
B) A thick really well done sausage just the way I like them.
C) Just a whole lot of meat between wholesome buns.
D) Chicken breast and thighs.

[Iron_Man]

That comes from a song an all time classic. Hey” hey” good lookin”what you got Cookin how about cookin somethin up with me”

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If someone says what’s cooking good looking say there’s nothing shaking but the bacon.

[Jaylaaa2000]

Just say "please don't ever embarrass yourself like that again"

[jennifer_bloom]

If you don't know - just say - that's a secret

[SteveSmith1985]

hahaha, this made me laugh so hard!

First of all, it's cute as hell. Just on-it's-face. Very cute.

But hilarious when I try and imagine what's happening in your head as you ask this. So I picture you either:

1. Hoping for a REALLY quick answer because some guy just wrote/said that to you, and you're looking for advice you can use in real-time. (hilarious).

or

2. Somebody said that to you... and you just stared at them like a deer in headlights, or horribly flubbed some nervous response. And now you're thinking: Alright... maybe that didn't' go so well. Maybe... he'll say it again next time. If he does... what... to respond? (also, hilarious)

Answer: "This bacon I'm makin"

But you have to say it right away without missing a beat. And preferably with a straight-face. He'll laugh. You're welcome.

[Danny_dan92]

If I’m not actually in the kitchen making something I’ll literally be somewhat of a smart ass and say


“I’m not in the kitchen”


Cause that shit would be cringy if I was not actually cooking something. Wouldn’t make sense given the context

[Texaskid1]

A big, fat juicy sausage.

You are going to eat all of it... I said ALL OF IT!!!

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Not me. I don’t eat meat. I eat fruits!

[Anonymous]

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[OldSchool_Metalhead]

"you smelled what was cooked earlier, kitchen's closed"

[thetruex]

if you like them say "i was thinking of putting a bun in the oven" if you don't say "grilled asparagus"

[Pixel343]

In Utah where I live, they'd act like I just grabbed their tits.
love you ladies

[Anonymous]

Nothing but don't touch me you might just burn yourself.😂

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“SHRIMPO”

[KrakenAttackin]

"I'm makin' some fries to go with this shake" **turn and shake your butt at him**

[outside_Toronto]

How about offering some bread and meat to make a sandwich with this cheese?

[In_Trance]

maybe tell them you vomitted in your own mouth. Lame

[Anonymous]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED YOU TOXIC MALE durrrr durrrr

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

it's a pickup line. you don't HAVE to respond if you don't like pickup lines

[JxrdN]

“What’s shakin bacon?” I thought that was the norm

[TommyMountainFigure]

Hopefully not your 'books,' I'm a Tax inspector!

[JustJen]

Woooo, best reply ever

[TommyMountainFigure]

@JustJen Thank you. Glad to help.

[ConnieS]

My husband's dinner. ;)

[ecfresh]

‘Wouldn’t you like to know’ said with a smile.

[SandandWaves]

I will answer honestly (nicely)

[Sadly_it_Grew_Back]

It looks like you already ate!