Would you hook up with a "toilet ghost"?

[supercutebutt]

VOTE BELOW!

Would you be open to an erotic encounter with a smoking hot toilet ghost? VOTE!

I would. But ONLY on Halloween.

I would. But ONLY if the ghost came highly recommended.

I would. But ONLY if the ghost assured me that there was no way I would catch something.

I would. But ONLY through a gloryhole. This way, I wouldn't have to look at the ghost's sexy but scary face.

I would not. I would tell the ghost not to bother crawling down from its perch atop the bathroom stall.

Updates

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Once again, Halloween is just around the corner! We need to revisit this toilet ghost scenario. Have your views changed. Why or why not?

[purplepoppy]

I quite like a good ghost story so I jumped at the chance to spend a penny at the most haunted toilet in wales toilet ghost sadly the elderly ghost only had a small penis so I just laughed and left.

[supercutebutt]

This doesn't surprise me in the least. Ghosts are known to haunt toilets on both sides on the pond. What is surprising is that PurpleP would turn down a ghost. Some of these ghosts grow to an impressive size. Was he turgid or flaccid when he appeared?

[purplepoppy]

Floppy. I gave him a chance to prove he's a grower but he failed.

[bean2k21]

Do you know why there's so many ghosts in the toilet? Everything they eat goes right through them.

[supercutebutt]

@bean2k21 We have ourselves a ghost comedian.

[MadBoy]

Actually I'd just wanna talk to them. See why they were haunting the area, find out if I could help them. A lot of ghosts/spirits are probably hanging around because they feel like they haven't finished something or need to do something badly.

[supercutebutt]

Maybe they just badly need to use the toilet?

[MadBoy]

Then they can go. I'll stand guard and wait until they finish so nobody comes in. Tell whoever comes that they're cleaning.

[supercutebutt]

That is very kind of you. :)

[MadBoy]

Sometimes what someone needs is just a little kindness.

[Oigit]

I have a weird thing: A Female Cenobite? Yes! A Succubus? Yes! A Daemonette? Yes! The female wrestler Abadon? Yes! Female toilet ghost? Yes!

[supercutebutt]

YES! :)

[Rachel794]

Lol this is like the funniest question I’ve seen on here. And sure! About to be a kinky Halloween 🎃🤣👍🏼

[supercutebutt]

Be sure to vote!

[tfan1]

I’ve had sexual fantasies about this and yes I would but not sure I would be able to feel anything since a ghost is semi transparent or so what we have all heard. But if a beautiful female ghost appeared as I was either peeing or masturbating on my toilet I’d first make sure I wasn’t dreaming and pinch myself. After that I would calm down ask who she was, how she got here and ask why she was there. If she said she wanted to help me, I imagine it would be like the ghost who gave Ray a bj on ghostbusters while he was in bed. I imagine she would either try to hold my penis with her hand and if she couldn’t then she would go invisible and my penis would erect instantly, and it would look like I’m masturbating but with an invisible hand. I’d probably have to tell her be a bit gentle. Then my penis would start shaking and aim itself at the toilet bowl and I’m pretty sure that I would cum more than ever because of a new experience. I would welcome her back as many times as she liked on the swear she wouldn’t hurt me or any of my family. Also only revealing herself to me only and in the bathroom with the door locked. If she ever got tired of me and wanted my help as long as it was legal (no sacrifice of any kind) to get to heaven I would be glad to help her get there. But it would depend on her - how long she wanted to stay here.

[supercutebutt]

Some of these ghosts appear as sexy ladies but are really male ghosts. Would that bother you? For example, you engage in the encounter and u reach climax but as the ghost is leaving, you catch a glimpse of his balls.

[tfan1]

Crap! I’d probably throw up! But I’d definitely check her out thoroughly to make sure she has breasts and vulva 👍🙂😉

[Jessica405]

Just be careful what you sit on when you sit on the throne!

[supercutebutt]

VOTE! :)

[Jessica405]

He or she can stay on that perch. No way will I get mixed up with any spirits apart from gin, or the occasional whiskey.

[supercutebutt]

OK but you could be missing out on something really awesome.

[Jessica405]

Lol! I got a guy for that! Don't want something awesome that disappears in a puff of smoke. I might get "ghosted"!

[Varanus]

I mean sure, last toilet ghost I hooked up with spirited me away.

When you've got it, haunt it

[supercutebutt]

I agree.

[Spookydood]

Yes please.

There's no >absolutely! Get over here you sexy spectral shithouse spook!
The absolute audacity.

[BluishGaze]

Had to make this.

[BlacklightShade]

A long as I could flush it away when I was done with it.

[BlacklightShade]

[Phoenix98]

Lol.

[CrazyGirl2]

Jesus, this is one of the sickest questions I’ve ever been asked. I truly hope its some kind of joke!

[supercutebutt]

It is not a joke and you must vote. Ghosts need affection just like you. And there is nothing "sick" about love. Don't be so callous. OK? :)

[Emilymaybebabys]

Is this some kind of old people term or something? Or do you mean a literal ghost. Because I don't know if thars possible

[supercutebutt]

What do you young whippersnappers call a toilet ghost these days?

[Emilymaybebabys]

Nothing i just thought maybe it was a term for a girl who was always in the toilets offering stuff.

[supercutebutt]

Oh I see. No I am talking about ghosts because it's that time of year. :)

[Emilymaybebabys]

Ok well then if its possible to do it with a ghost without being a ghost then sure

[supercutebutt]

Right. You would be a regular alive human and you would hook up with a ghost in the bathroom.

[Emilymaybebabys]

Sure im kinda interested in what that would feel like

[supercutebutt]

Me, too.

[lilaccc]

if the ghost is way too handsome and sexy, why not? 😂

[Mangospacho]

You’re a ghost and you can hang out anywhere you want and you choose a random bathroom at someone’s house? That’s a desperate and pathetic ghost. Based on that alone, I wouldn’t even let the ghost get to first base with me.

[exitseven]

No, I think public bathrooms are kind of disgusting.

[supercutebutt]

Perhaps. But this ghost is wicked hot.

[exitseven]

RE Update: Im have seen some weird stuff in public bathrooms but never saw a ghost.

[Guardian45]

If the "toilet ghost" looked like you, then I'd hook up with her!🤪🤣

[ChiPaPa]

I would have missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

[NoOneEver]

Only if the ghost was a former singer.

[supercutebutt]

Explain.

[NoOneEver]

I just want to give my ghost girlfriend songs to sing to people when they go to the toilet

[supercutebutt]

Alright man.

[NathanDavis]

I do like ghosts... I don't do hookups though...

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Only if she wouldn't ghost me after.

[supercutebutt]

She is a ghost so she would.

[Alexa99]

I wouldn’t I couldn’t get excited over a toilet.

[supercutebutt]

You would make luv to the ghost and not the toilet, though.

[Alexa99]

But you be over it.

[jimmy2]

The bote has it hell no

[supercutebutt]

Please reconsider. I hear ghosts are great lovers!

[ChocoBat]

I just don't do hookups.