My boyfriend said I look like orangutan, what shoud I do?

[Anonymous]

I just called with him then he asked me “ you, know what animal you look like” then he said orangutan then I got mad cuz I thought orangutan is fat Lmaooooo, while he saying that another girl cute

[ohshee]

It was too late to do it now at any time something like that happens you have to all of a sudden start acting like a little kids don't your feet like your really pissed off and yell with an attitude I do too and that will stand him he will not know what to say or do and walk away really fast like you're really pissed and he'll be shaking his head saying what just happened LOL most people with yell I do not and then be all pissed off forget that crap agree with him but you have to do it in a pissed-off way stomp stomp stomp your feet attitude I do too. and walk away well I don't know what your boyfriend looks like but I can say this he needs glasses

[Justerino]

One I said a skinny orangutan two I’m color blind and absolutely adore her smooth honey brown skin

[Luopio27]

You watch planet of the apes with him and show him how the orang kutang did not need the smart gas to communicate with ceasar in such advanced level that the apes didn't understand.


Then, after the movie, you SPANK him, as hard as your hand can slap his ass or as long as his ass turns into i R Baboon's ass.

[Daniela1982]

Wear a bag over your face whenever you are with him and maybe he will regret his comment. No one wants to have everyone thinks his girlfriend is ugly. You sure seem to have some issues with this guy judging by your questions. Sounds like you need to trade him in for a new model.

[Flower7]

Sounds like he’s saying you have long arms. Very disrespectful though. No guy should be comparing his girlfriend to an animal, especially one in the ape family.

[Desconhecida]

Why didn't you kick his ass, girl?

[Citizenkirk]

That wasn't very cool of him. Making statements like that and comparing you too other girls. Does he look like the back end of a monkey, because he sure sounds like one?

[OneManOnly01]

Idiot guy, he's trying to play that tease flirt game but he's a clueless fool who probably hasn't calibrated himself to social norms and lacks social skills.

But if that's not the case then he might have been trying to genuinely piss you off

[FunkyMonkee]

Shut up and comb your face!
Seriously, I'd get a new boyfriend, if I was you!! You don't look ANYTHING like an orangutan! At LEAST have his eyes checked!! Does he wander around with a tin cup full of pencils and a long white stick?

[lightbulb27]

Hurt people hurt people.


When the emotions are good it’s not so much a problem.


Send him to work on his self esteem and family issues

[NamerOfStars]

I don't know if it helps, but female orangs don't have those cheek pouches. It's also a little less off if you're a redhead, but if that's you in your picture, that's not the case.

[OmegaSTC]

Classic move to go right to “fat” haha. Orangutans look a huge amount like people, so it’s probably the top 3 or 4 most accurate comparisons of all the animals! I mean what do you want, a platypus? A centipede?

[Vick2727]

Onvisouly he's joking if he was being playful. Just find an animal he looks like and tell him jokingly.

[Dinklex3]

I'd also like to know if he was joking with you 😅😅
Depends on if you're really bothered by it or not.

[Birdlegs]

I’m 100% sure he was joking but apparently everybody here is taking it to heart😭 I’ve called girlfriends way worse than that but I’m always joking about it and they know it

[Greedier]

LOL😂, not sure if he whether he was just teasing u or not.
But I wouldn't care a bit, if I were u I'd beat him up!

[jaybee281]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can't stop laughing - did he actually look you in the eyes and said it?

[DonkeyDan]

Sounds like he needs new glasses, he can pick some up right after you dump him.

[bones_20]

Aww but they are so cute tho. I would have taken it as a compliment.

[slatyb]

What a strange thing to say. Is he generally that hostile?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Was he implying that you look like an ape? Geeze! What a jerk!

[DaveJord]

Yeah, hard to see how that is a compliment , sounds like a pretty stupid thing to say to a women.

[Agape93]

Break up with him. He literally compared you to a fat hairy ape.

[exitseven]

He obviously needs somebody to explain the do's and don'ts of having a girlfriend. I would dump him.

[loveslongnails]

It's safe to say - your boyfriend's an idiot. If you want to be with an idiot, just say " why thank you honey".

[Massageman]

Maybe he's trying to get you to throw a punch at him so he can grab your arm and hug you. If not, you need a new boyfriend or he needs new eyes.

[888theGreat]

thank him and say that is better than looking like a Gorilla

[Asker]

Lmaooo 😭😭

[Blackcupcake]

lol insult him back, it just sounds like jokes but if it upset you then you should let him know

[Sorue]

I would have asked what animal the other girl looks like

[Surely]

Depending on the context of the conversation.
Either stick a banana up his butt and move on or let it roll off and continue the relationship.

[OddBeMe]

I’m so sorry, Eric Trump. There’s nothing you can do about genetics. You could try being a better person.

[Anonymous]

Suck his dad's dick and have him cum in your mouth. Then go find your boyfriend and tongue kiss him with the cum. And then dump him.

[FinalFantasyBro]

You should stop doing things for him until he actually has some manners.

[awkward_author]

That was a very dickish thing to say. Does he say things like this often?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Maybe he was talking about their fur and it reminds him of your hair

[H3LLBRING3R]

Initiate sexy times talking like you're from planet of the apes lmao

[emperor90]

It depends on how he said it i think he was joking personally but if not then tell him off

[anylolone]

I don't think he was calling you fat, or hairy.
No idea on what he meant, though.

[Oh-canada]

This is so disrespectful. I’d make sure he is your ex boyfriend.

[postaldudePL123]

Then, how does he look according to you? Tell him. You're even!

[youngmix]

Does he like orangutans?

[joeldalton]

Throw a banana at him

[Wise4myage]

Tell him he looks like an ape, then dump him.

[JoyGirl]

Maybe he was teasing you? 🤔

[collie22]

maybe he thinks you should do a trim down there :)

[Yourfriend2021]

Tell him he looks like an ape.

[Deserter]

Make him a sandwich with your hand feets 🤷‍♂️

[boobliker]

but do you have that grin or is it something else?

[Mavie123]

Tell him he looks like a koala then leave him

[najekim]

Go ape shit on him! LOL!

[noohair]

Well he passed the, I am a moron test.

[harrison102]

Very hot, love gingers

[Waldoe]

seems like a senseless argument, "feed to Poor"

[cookiecrusher]

Go gorilla on his dumb ass😗

[jerdanro]

First of all, you are pretty. Second, dump him.

[BillyBalls]

Go ape on his monkey ass.

[ACR130]

Tell him he has a small dick

[JacobL883]

that is a messed up thing to say

[Aurora1010]

Lol wtf

[JCrockett]

Shave your arms.

[Anonymous]

LMAOOOO GIRL BREAK UP WITH HIM

[Anonymous]

your boyfriend is funny lol

[Anonymous]

Actually he was honest.

[Staximus]

Kick his ass

[Jamie05rhs]

Hahahahahahahaha

[legalboxers]

dump his fucking ass