Girls, am I dateable?

About me...

  • I am turning 28 in a matter of days
  • I am 5'6 in height
  • Brown eyes
  • Heavyset with strong upper body
  • I weightlift
  • I make $70k a year
  • I am a software developer
  • I live in my own Class A RV in my mom's driveway
  • I am on the Autistic spectrum
  • I have never had a real girlfriend (I seek a woman with the same inexperience... never having a romantic bond before)
  • I act goofy and make funny and loud noises
  • I eat my boogers and eye crust and chew on my nails
  • I own a decent car
  • I have a stalking conviction
  • I like to eat out and be adventurous and travel
  • I have been hospitalized countless times since adolescence and have mental health issues
  • I have only had sex once and only once (7 years ago). She was 16; I was 20
  • I vape
  • I have an interest in fire alarms and sirens
  • I used to be an EMT
  • I am an incel
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