Is this information too weird to use on a dating app?

[ElloElloThere]

So basically, it's a really long story.
But it's a real one and it's had a major impact on me in my life.
In fact it's probably one of the most influential facts about me in my life.
But it sounds weird and absolutely bats*** crazy.

So basically I made a lot of decisions when I was seven from a not so great space in my life.
And I planned out this journey to take in my life that I thought would help me and others in a lot of ways.
I assumed the journey would take me at least till my late teens and maybe a few years into my adult life to be able to make it out the other end of it.
But it really only ended up ending recently.
And I'm 27.

So basically all I said was something like "What if I told you that my life up until now has been dictated by the decisions I made when I was seven?
It's been a f***en crazy ride, but I'm out the other side of it now.
And into the time that I allocated for myself to really start living my life.
So I'm a wee bit behind on the whole life thing, but I'm a fast learner.
I know it's a crazy story, but I just wanted to get it out there."

[DaveJord]

Totally do not go with that, I get it you have a story to tell and you want to tell it, but that sound , more like a 3rd to 5th date story. I read it all and honestly you said nothing at all.

You're telling some prospective romantic interest that at "7 years old" you had the foresight to make a choice and map out your live all the way through to 27. You know that sounds like you made some screwed up mistake and now at 27 you really are out the other side and way behind. So that means your emotionally immature and potentially not boyfriend material.

I am just saying that is how some 27 women may perceive it and maybe 1 in 100 might really be interested enough to want to follow up on that. So its a risky online profile... because everyone on line... women and men are there because they can not meet or date other people that know them throughout their day to day lives. Including myself.

So don't try to be too funny, care feel or heavy with the profile... save that story until after you find someone and you are dating.

[ElloElloThere]

Thanks man, I really appreciate it.

[Googlemyahoo]

I don’t have a fucking clue what you’re trying to say but I’d recommend never saying any if that shit

[CA4444]

I would be (I am) curious to know the decisions you’ve made as a seven years old? 🤔🤔🤔😃 I’ve heard of people who have a ‘dream’ vision when they’re young, and it becomes their purpose sort of somewhere in the back of their mind, but that’s quite different from taking ‘decisions’ and having a plan for the next decades to come?

[ElloElloThere]

I could explain it in a message if you want?

[NathanDavis]

that's a lot of words written to say nothing at all...

it's useless

[Sixgunsound]

Yeah I’d probably not go with that.