Would it be inappropriate to bring a axe to a date?

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NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

Contextually. If you're going on a log-splitting date, then sure; if you're going to a Broadway musical, less so. If you're going to the axe-throwing place, it's unnecessary; they have their own there for you to use (the one near where I used to live had a "ladies' night" every Thursday). If it's an axe-murder date, well, I suppose that WOULD be appropriate, but then you have some other problems.

Come to think of it, what kind of axe? A hatchet may be overlooked, but that's mostly a matter of size; a hurlbat will DEFINITELY attract attention, but maybe not the kind you want; a labyrs... don't bring a labrys. I don't CARE if it's with another woman; you don't WANT to bring up politics on a casual date, and even as an AXE, it leaves a lot to be desired. Bring a halberd, and he'll (not sure how a woman would react) either be terrified or want to marry you. Or both.

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

I'd be fine with it, but I would likely bring one of my own. We'd need to coordinate, though - it would be weird if you brought a Norse design and I brought a Chinese or a Native American design - we should at least pick models from the same continent.

BlueScorpio · Accepted Answer

Yeah if you want your date to run off screaming in the wind away from you, then definitely bring a axe lol

Bethany22 · Accepted Answer

Yeah I think pepper spray would look a little bit less intimidating yet equally as effective

Summeroflove · Answer

I wouldn’t even know what to say.

SnowedIn · Answer

Such a fun question! Always about context, right? If we're in Alaska on a date, probably! Maybe somewhere in the upper midwest? New York in evening clothes from dinner to a Broadway show, then probably not appropriate. And I screwed up voting where I clicked yes but meant "no, not inappropriate depending on context". Even cooler question: which axe would you bring?

Sixgunsound · Answer

It would depend on whether you were concealing or open Carrion, and what the context of the date was. If you’re going camping for the weekend as a date then I don’t see why not? However if you’re staying in civilization it would at least be a little suspicious.

normalice · Answer

A battle axe is fine but a wood cutting axe would make me think she just wants to go camping. So tired of women assuming I want to go live in the woods just because my ears are a little pointy and I have a beautiful singing voice. I'm not an elf, people.

Phoenix98 · Answer

I carry a knife on me pretty much at all times so take your chances I guess. Though I'd definitely ask her what was with the axe and I would definitely stay around groups of people because I'm not going anywhere alone with a stranger who brought an axe to a date.

Keyboardkat · Answer

Uh, what are you planning to do on that date?

Agape93 · Answer

Not at all, it's good sense. Want a steak? Chop! Date getting creepy? Chop! Want faster service? Threaten to Chop!

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

I don't see an issue as I conceal carry to all my dates... if he brought one I'd ask if we were going to go axe throwing somewhere, cause I wish he had let me known so I could of brought mine.

Curiosity2006 · Answer

Yes! Of course it's inappropriate. You should bring a Chainsaw instead!

Kebler · Answer

You never know what people are actually into now. so id say yes it is weird, and if you try that, be prepared for your date to avoid you, and call the police..

NathanDavis · Answer

well... since I've been throwing blades since I was six years old or so, and axes being among my favorite, personally... it would earn great points from me

Psychotic_Buddhist · Answer

I'd love for someone to bring an axe to our date, that's how you know they're built different, or possibly a sociopath, I would say psychopath, but they wouldn't care to do so, they'd find it boring.

Jess_D · Answer

If you’re Gimli, son of Glóin then yes. I would probably be really impressed if a guy showed up for a date with a battle axe.

FreyaRed · Answer

No. I miss the medieval time as wearing a clean and rust free battle axe belonged to good manners.

Msputiton · Answer

Yes very appropriate. I bring 3 with me on every date

TrueConfection · Answer

Not if the date plan is to chop down a Christmas tree.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Not at all, it would make me think she values the safety and honor of her family.

exitseven · Answer

If you were going to one of those Axe throwing places she would be impressed if you had your own axe.

Ill_made_Knight · Answer

YES, but here in Texas chainsaws are encouraged.

Pyrofox · Answer

I think you might not want to do it unless your dating one of the norse region cultures XD.

HighValue · Answer

Is it part of a costume and you are going to play a game of D&D? Then it may be fine.

WhitneySnow · Answer

That would be really cool! Like a battle axe or a great axe.

YourFavoriteFriend · Answer

It would make "your friend" even more attractive to me, lol!

Kaneki05 · Answer

I think they would be arrested anyway because you have to have reasonable justification to carry anything that can be deemed a offensive weapon.  But personally I would find it intriguing.

Havthrills · Answer

Axe throwing. What else is there to do on a date? Now the question is, who can catch the most.

Mtbgirl · Answer

Lol. Great idea. You could use it to cut your food.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

How about you ‘axe’ your date and see if they be pleased with that? I would not want my date to bring an axe; I can get too paranoid.

DJB72 · Answer

Depends what you plan to do with it really. A Viking theme experience and an axe is virtually a must. Sushi and a walk in the park, not so much...

AdithyaR · Answer

Ugh axes are so mideval though. Might I suggest a nice shiny katana?

PainusNdeeAnus · Answer

Um Yea, unless we’re going hatchet tossing.  ( great date option by the way it’s so fun )

DrBanana · Answer

I mean why not duh !  How else are we going to do the axe throwing activity after dinner.

boobliker · Answer

only if I was a mad axe man, but I always take one camping as it is very handy

coolguy919 · Answer

If they have problem with it, they're not a match

Guardian45 · Answer

As long as they don't mind me bringing an uzi! WdaF?

nawtee_me · Answer

An axe would be more practical than a than a Claymore...

peedy · Answer

Yeah it would but unless you were going to a renaissance fair or it was Halloween

zagor · Answer

If it's to an axe-throwing place, or if it's a firewood-collecting date, then it is fine. Otherwise, no.

OddBeMe · Answer

Obvi sounds like a Halloween date. But another Q: why are there so many axe murders? Isn’t it the most awkward of weapons?

Comrade_Sandwich · Answer

Looool this question! Love your 🧠

fonduegirl · Answer

Gee you think?

Sisters_Of_Time · Answer

Yesss... I tell him to bring one too!

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Sure if you are allowed with axe

TroyDT2 · Answer

Am I teaching her how to fell a tree?

BJP21 · Answer

Are you axe throwing on the date?

crmoore · Answer

Are you dating an axe murderer?

hbkfan · Answer

You date might run in fear of his life lol

pink-jilly · Answer

No but hacksaw tho😀

LavLavLuv · Answer

Is my date.. Patrick Bateman?

MCheetah · Answer

Not if he's the right one.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

That would excite me 😀🥵🥵🥵

captain_voidwalker · Answer

Yes. Bring a firearm they're much more effective

Debbie14217 · Answer

no unless you plan on using it lol

TallAnon · Answer

It would be if it ain't your best axe

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

Axe throwing sounds like a fun idea!

mandyfire98 · Answer

Go with a chainsaw

shortster · Answer

Depends on the date.

Anonymous · Answer

C, lol.

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