Online dating sucks shit. Or does it?

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Online dating sucks shit. Or does it?
Online dating sucks shit. Or does it?

Don’t forget about the people stuck out in the sticks. They might not have access to the dance clubs, bars, or even transportation, but they might have access to the Internet.


I’ve written tons of dating profiles for people. It’s really easy. Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. Don’t stray from that.


My woman profile that got her married:


“I love camping, hiking and the wilderness, but I don’t like shooting fish and catching deer. Let me sleep in the tent until noon. When you killers get back, I’ll have breakfast waiting”


(She was married in a month)


My guy profile:


“I love shopping. But can I just wait in the car and let you and your gay guy friend go into the stores?”


(Married in two months.)


It really is that easy. LOL

Online dating sucks shit. Or does it?
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