How Can I ACT Normal?

How do I mask my autism and depression to appear more attractive to woman?
I feel like I’d have better chances if I at least appeared normal.
You can even just tell me how a normal and mentally healthy person should act.

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All I need to do is get in the proverbial door. It doesn’t matter how long it lasts. As long as it means people can’t make fun of me for having no “””“”game””””.
How Can I ACT Normal?
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