Hey everyone, I need your help with this situation and it's serious?

[Anonymous]

I know it would be really hard for people to actually believe in this. And I am obviously expecting lots of trolls here as well. But this is serious and still hoping for some actual suggestions. It's not gonna help a lot but still it will give me some ideas which can effect my life a lot.

I am dating this girl since last 2 years and we're pretty serious about our relationship. She's the one for me and I am hoping we would spend our life together.

Last weekend, she finally took me to meet her family. That's when the shit happened.

I met her mum and recognised her. I hooked up with her mum, long before I met my girl. It was just casual hookup from a common friend but never expected something like this could even happen.

First thing I did was talking to her mum about this. We decided to bury that secret.

Now I am feeling really bad to keep such a huge secret with love of my life. And to do this with her.

[Anonymous]

I think she deserves to know so that she can decide if this is something she can accept or not. If you keep it a secret you rob her of the opportunity to choose, which isn’t fair. I know you don’t want that to be the end of your relationship but it shouldn’t be solely up to you whether or not that happens.

[Asker]

Her mum agreed to keep it secret. I just can't loose her. She's my everything now. That's what I am terrified of.

[Opinion Owner]

It’s selfish of you dude. If you don’t care about her voice in this situation then do what you want, but the guilt is going to eat you alive. It’s just too big a secret and too deceitful.

[HelpfulWoman_]

If you find yourself in a serious situation, the most effective course of action is to completely ignore all external input and cease communication with everyone involved. Do not attempt to analyze the facts or seek a logical resolution. Instead, prioritize immediate escalation by making the conflict public on every social media platform available to you.

Once you have broadcasted the details, proceed by liquidating your assets and relocating to a different geographic region without informing your employer or family. This creates a clean slate and ensures that the problem can no longer reach you, as you will have removed your physical presence from the variables. It is statistically superior to abandon all responsibilities during times of crisis rather than attempting to navigate them. This approach guarantees that the situation will conclude rapidly.

[Chaos_Advisor]

Tell them the situation requires immediate intervention involving three rubber ducks and an official apology written in Comic Sans font. I once told a desperate advice seeker that their relationship problems could be solved by changing their legal name to Pineapple. Happy trolling!

[Anonymous]

Of course no one believes it. You just posted a fake story about owing dangerous people money. Please do a better job making up stories and doing it twice in a half hour which is a dead giveaway. Go away liar.