Things that you didn't know were jobs

[WhatTheHellAmy]

If you're unemployed, just remember that being unemployed is better than having some of these jobs!

10. Gum buster

If you have a passion for gum free tables, theaters, and sidewalks, just know that there are people out there who will hire you!

I would hate my life if I had to do something like this everyday :(

9. Professional apologizer

They’re hired by professional apology services to apologize on behalf of people. No kidding XD

I could be good at this, I'm always screawing things up so apologizing is my speacial talent :D

8. Bed Warmer (United Kingdom)

Some hotels apparently have employees roll around in their beds to warm things up for their guests.

I would hire Adam Sandler and his big belly to warm my bed XD

7. Professional Iceberg Mover

It is a job and it saves lives!

If only Jack would have hired these motherfuckers....

6. Professional Sleeper (Finland)

A Finnish company made headlines not long ago when it advertised this position. Apparently they needed comfort levels to be checked.

Fuck school, I'm gonna sleep for the rest of my life.

5. Professional Elephant Dresser (Sri Lanka)

They're a tourist attraction so they have to look nice.

Oh well, these guys didn't do a good job huh?... The elephant needs freaking shoes!!

4. Ostrich Babysitter (South Africa)

It’s like babysitting kids, except ostriches.

Do not hide you're head when I'm talking to you, little ostrich!!!

3. Chicken Sexer

These people have one job – figure out if the chick is male or a female.

I wonder what happens with chickens like Bruce... THAT'S ONE HARD JOB.

2. Professional Mourner (usually Asia and Africa)

Professional Mourner (usually Asia and Africa).

If I don't succeed as an actress, I can go to funerals and cry! They'll never know I'm crying for failing XD

1. Toques (Mexico)

In Mexico there are actually people who walk around with batteries giving people shocks. Supposedly it sobers them up.

I know we're a bunch of alcoholics, but really dude? I didn't know this XD I've never seen one if I'm honest. Hopefully I never find one lolololol

So... I hope you liked it :) do you know about a crazy job? do you do a crazy job? tell me on the comments :D

[Stefan1738]

I need a (10) gum buster. That's how my computer chair at work looks like, instead of gum it's boogers. I mean, where else do I hide my boogers when I pick my nose in front of the computer?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Oh gosh XD hahaha

[MaskedSanity]

Chicken sexers do this:
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[WhatTheHellAmy]

The reason why I was a vegetarian for a month.

[MaskedSanity]

Just a month? 😂

[WhatTheHellAmy]

It's difficult!!! Hahaha

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I had to cook because my mom was so against my idea, I can't cook, I didn't have nothing but meat in the fridge, my mom thinks I need mean to grow lol

It was a hard month

[MaskedSanity]

You DO need meat to grow, though. You still have a good 10 years of development ahead of you. :p

I'm not vegetarian, by the way, so I'm not judging you, just poking fun.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Haha yeah, maybe XD I really don't know

And screw you! XD hahah I thought you were a dissapointed vegan! Lol

[Nuqood]

Saw toques and thought it had to do with wearing hats all day

www.1loveto.com/wp-content/uploads/retoquecan.jpg

Thought that was cool as shit until I read further, and now I've booked my flight to Mexico to shock the shit out of people.

[nymous1234]

Hahaha this is hilarious thanks for the laugh! The weirdest one here is professional elephant dresser I cannot even fathom the purpose for that one :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

thanks a lot! and you're welcome :D

yeah, it's super weird lol

[Zorax]

I knew about Professional Elephant Dresser, Professional Mourner and Professional Sleeper, but the rest are very hilarious too :P

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I only have heard about the professional sleeper haha

Yeah! I was surprised by the others XD

[Zorax]

Especially Toques, LOL :P

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I knoooooow hahaha it surprised me the most because I live here XD

[Zorax]

Well, Ciudad de México is a big city, no wonder you never saw them ;)

[WhatTheHellAmy]

That's the problem XD I don't live there, I live in cancun

[Zorax]

Oh, I see, then maybe there are no Toques in Cancun...

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Nope, you can be as high as you want XD

[Zorax]

Wow, your city is so beautiful, lovely beaches :D

www.hotelroomsearch.net/.../cancun-mexico-1.jpg

[WhatTheHellAmy]

well, yeah, we have some pretty cool stuff

other things aren't that good but beaches make us forget our problems haha

[Zorax]

Yeah, at least you can enjoy yourself on the beach during Summer :D

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I don't even go XD I hate the sun hahaha

[Zorax]

Well, you don't have to sunbathe, you can just swim in the sea ;)

[WhatTheHellAmy]

That's even worst haha the sand is all sandy 😂😂

[Zorax]

You don't like swimming?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I do, I hate the sun, and sun is all over the beach :(

[Zorax]

That's why swimming is good, to protect you from the sun, sea water is very refreshing ;)

[WhatTheHellAmy]

when the sun is burning like hell water can't do too much, I swear XD

[Zorax]

What do you mean, even the water is not cold enough to refresh you?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

sometimes the water is warm :(

[Zorax]

Oh, too bad :(

[jacquesvol]

I worked as an inquirer for Dunn &Bradstreet, when I was a student.
I worked as a mason for a small contracting cy, when I was a student.
I packaged Barbie dolls at the importer, when I was a student.

[apexalpha]

Some like the professional sleeper are better than unemployment right

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Well yeah, that's true XD

[MrOracle]

What the hell, Amy?

LOL.

#2 was featured in an episode of American Dad...

[MrOracle]

Err... I meant #3. Steve got a job sexing baby chicks...

[Noxifer626]

I don't know if you knew there are people who get paid to jerk off horses.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Wtf..

[Noxifer626]

Or more like, grab the horse's dick and lead it into the mare's pussy.

[Maxemeister]

Holy shit I wanna be a Toques xD that sounds like loads of fun

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Hahahahahha it does!

[Maxemeister]

How much do they get paid lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

No idea XD never seen one

[Maxemeister]

U've never been shocked lol? Clubbing and all?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Nevaaa

[Maxemeister]

Do u think u ever will xD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Maybe XD

[Maxemeister]

I guarantee it

[dudeman]

none of those jobs sound bad at all. try working as a plumber or in a warehouse those jobs suck dick but pay well.

[Bandit74]

I liked your jokes on the iceberg movers and chicken sexer jobs 😂

[babu_001]

I read in Quora that there are some people in India who dance in front of Roadside Hotel (Dhaba) to attract customers. They get paid on monthly basis and the meals are free for them!!

[Anonymous]

Lol i already know about 3 and 2 but that's hilarious!! 😂

[Zombie-Killa]

Being a Toques or a professional sleeper are my dream jobs.

Coz i'm lazy and kind of an asshole.

[zombiebabe]

oh wow that's really interesting!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

thanks a lot :D glad you liked it :D

[lePoivre]

XD what part of Mexico would you find toques?

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Maybe in Mexico City hahaha in cabcun we don't have those I think lol

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Cancun

[lePoivre]

Hmm perhaps! I kind of want to go there now just to see if I can find them walking around.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH that's a good reason to come here lol

[lePoivre]

I'm gonna do it some day! I'm going to try to convince my boyfriend to go with me too. He was born in Mexico City but is a bit afraid of going back.

[WhatTheHellAmy]

aww that sucks, he needs to come back! xD

[lePoivre]

Haha, only if he takes me with him!

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Exactly!

[Nik1hil]

Well, something better then nothing

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Yeah haha good point

[RainbowFanGirl]

Haha this was hilarious. xD

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Glad you liked it 😁😁

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Thanks ❤️

[RainbowFanGirl]

You're welcome 😄❤️

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

how well do these pay is the real question...

[Pinkbeauty]

I didn't no those were jobs

[blondfrog]

Lmfao ostrich baby sitter :K