How should I choose between three career options which are all unpleasant? Academia, 9-5 or business?

Anonymous

I would like to go into academia because I am 'books smart', I like the flexibile laid-back schedule and the idea that you work for your achievements, not someone else's. However, I can't work in my hometown because my dad is the dean of the faculty I studied at and being an employee at the faculty would be illegal. Otherwise, I would have to move abroad because universities have permanent-contract employees and hire once in 10 years. I did have some 9 to 5 jobs, but I don't like working for someone who is bossy, in the same office every day, without any flexibility. I don't have any business skills and I don't even know what I could start with, but I like the idea of flexibility and working only for yourself and your own achievements.

How should I choose between three career options which are all unpleasant? Academia, 9-5 or business?
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