SPOILER ALERT: The following Take will incorporate spoilers from the movie Sausage Party, currently in theaters.
This is basically a movie review. Please read if you're considering wasting your money on this movie..
I'll be honest, Sausage Party, is entertaining.. if I was high this might have been WAY better, so tip, if you can get some green in you before you go, do it. But aside from the novelty of seeing "life" in the perspective of your groceries, this was a lot less funny. But even then, it really wasn't even must about life as a sausage or bun. Sausage Party was perverted, raunchy, and somewhat insane but just not very funny. Arguably it can even be seen as a strong commentary on religion.
The food in the grocery store think that humans are Gods and pick foods to go to the "Great Beyond" which is some amazing mythical place, but which turns out is a completely made up idea by the "Unperishables", Firewater, Twinkie, and Grits.. there's only about 15 minutes of the entire movie of what happens in the trailer where the food get to see what really happens to them when they get chosen.
So the story really follows this hotdog named Frank who goes to seek the answers to what actually happens to the food after they are selected by the "Gods", along with his girlfriend, Brenda the bun, and a whiny donut, and Middle Eastern pita pocket. All along the way they're being chased by a douche who wants to kill them because they caused a aisle spill and the lady was too embarrassed to admit she was actually going to buy a douche. Yes, a douche, a vagina cleaner. They also meet up with a lesbian taco who has the hots for Brenda and helps them along the way. Frank searches for proof of the "Great Beyond" and finds a cookbook, rips out a page and tries to broadcast this to the entire store. But of course everyone refuses to believe it, until the dumpy sausage who gets bought comes back from the "Great Beyond" and tells them the truth.
Side story of dumpy sausage's adventure in the Great Beyond, he gets bought, sees everyone get eaten and cooked and jumps out the window, and hangs onto the shoelace of some guy who does bathsalts.. dude gets the munchies after the druggies but the bathsalts allow him to see and communicate with the food.. but then it wears off and tries to cook dumpy sausage, something happens and bathsalts dude gets DECAPITATED, and dumpy sausage and the rest of his food along with a Steven Hawking gum character, brings the head back to the grocery story to be like "We can defeat them!!" and then they inject everyone in the store with bathsalts and wage war. The douche sticks himself up the ass of the male clerk and basically puppets him around the store and almost catches Frank but fails and falls into a trashcan.
The last 10-15 minutes of the movie, after they've defeat the humans is a full on orgy. Lesbian taco eats out Brenda the bun, whiny donut eats pita bread's ass, you see a beet getting a blowjob, Frank gets skewered through all the breads while they moan. I don't know man, watching cartoon food have sex is just disturbing. The movie is vulgar just for the sake of being so, overtly sexual, and follows an already overdone religious diatribe.
⭐🚫🚫🚫🚫 for me. Seth Rogan has also teased his hopes of making a sequel.. my face adequately represented by toilet paper when I read that..
Side note.. don't google "sausage party orgy" with Safe Search turned off on Google...
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