I had to watch a heavily censored version of Deadpool, and I'm mad! What to do?

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I stay in India, and the Indian censor board comprises of hypocritical assholes of the highest order. I was really looking forward to watching Deadpool at the cinemas. It was a completely watered down experience. Excellent movie ruined by too many beeps and cuts. Deadpool's signature quips are mostly muted, and several violent scenes are deleted.

I paid for tickets with my hard earned money, and all I get is a half-baked experience.

It makes no sense for such censorship in spite of an 'a' certificate. The imbeciles running our country's censor board are doing this just to showcase their authority. Hitler-like attitude on every level. The do this for every damn Hollywood movie. The profane words in 'the hateful eight' towards the last 20 minutes, were all muted. It was so bad that it actually became difficult to follow the plot.

No one to question the authorities, all rich assholes sitting on piles of cash and 'buying' their way into the censor board.

Yeah, it was a rant. So what can I ever do to enjoy a movie and watch it the way it's supposed to be, instead of watching/hearing only what this bunch of bigots want me to?
I had to watch a heavily censored version of Deadpool, and I'm mad! What to do?
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