Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend?

[BirdFly]

You will make a sentence and it will make sense with your car but it will be offensive for your girlfriend if you said it to her. I will choose the funniest answer as MHO. Let's see who is the winner.

Example: You can fit 3 people in the back,

[markscott]

The headlights are broken, the rear end is dirty, she's all gassed up, she's hot and sputtering, grease her up, guys. Her rear end is wide,

[Suicyde]

I put so much money into you and you still won't work.

[AquaBoo]

Nah I said that to my girl so.. 😂😂

[Tomblebee]

I'm gonna sell it next week because the clutch wasn't working.

[Tomblebee]

Going, going, gone to the man in the red jacket.

[skel47]

I fill her up right to the brim.

[hotdoggy]

How much could u fit in your trunk?

[IAMTHEGOAT12]

She might be ugly, but it

[IAMTHEGOAT12]

*but it could fit up to 7 guys if you try hard enough

[aikonwin]

Its old but still rocking

[100lbguy]

Mine can handle 5 men at once everyday.

[Glow_Stone]

I keep her in the garage

[Anonymous]

I let my friend borrow her for the weekend

[Anonymous]

It has lost its charm

[HalloPeoplz]

At least I have one... wait.