Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend?

You will make a sentence and it will make sense with your car but it will be offensive for your girlfriend if you said it to her. I will choose the funniest answer as MHO. Let's see who is the winner.

Example: You can fit 3 people in the back,
Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend?

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I'm gonna sell it next week because the clutch wasn't working.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I put so much money into you and you still won't work.

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What Girls Said 1

  • It has lost its charm

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What Guys Said 9

  • The headlights are broken, the rear end is dirty, she's all gassed up, she's hot and sputtering, grease her up, guys. Her rear end is wide,

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  • How much could u fit in your trunk?

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  • She might be ugly, but it

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  • I fill her up right to the brim.

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  • Mine can handle 5 men at once everyday.

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  • Its old but still rocking

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  • I keep her in the garage

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  • At least I have one... wait.

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  • I let my friend borrow her for the weekend

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