Which actor or actress would play you in the biopic of your life?

Which actor or actress would play you in the biopic of your life?

I've asked this last year but I'll ask it again. It's simple:
Who would best actor or actress to play you in the biopic of your life?

But I also have a second question here and unofficial poll.
Who would best play ME in the future biopic of my life?

I'll be using these hideous f*cked-up-ass DALL-E clones of me, as to not dox myself. I know I'm ugly, but I ain't THIS f*ckin' ugly! Jesus, these are some repulsive looking African n*ggas for sure!

Option A: John Boyega should play MCheetah
Option A: John Boyega should play MCheetah
Option B: "Ye" should play MCheetah
Option B: "Ye" should play MCheetah
Option C : Bonecrusher (that sh*t-stuffed, bloated fat-f*ck!) should play MCheetah
Option C : Bonecrusher (that sh*t-stuffed, bloated fat-f*ck!) should play MCheetah
Option D : Ice Cube should play MCheetah
Option D : Ice Cube should play MCheetah
Option E: Scarlett Johannson should play MCheetah; N-word privileges and all. (Wes Anderson casting.)
Option E: Scarlett Johannson should play MCheetah; N-word privileges and all. (Wes Anderson casting.)
Option F: SuzukiGirl should play MCheetah; enough of this "will they f*ck, wont they?" bullsh*t!
Option F: SuzukiGirl should play MCheetah; enough of this "will they f*ck, won't they?" bullsh*t!

WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN YOUR OWN MOVIE?

Which actor or actress would play you in the biopic of your life?
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