I cried through much of it. A cowboy wakes up in the desert, and looks over and sees his horse on the ground next to him. The horse wakes up, and both the cowboy and horse are confused. They’re both thirsty, and start walking and looking for water. They come across a really fancy place that looks like some kind of resort, and the neon sign says “Heaven.”
Sheriff Snow: Excuse me, but my horse and I are really thirsty. Can we come inside and get some water?
Gatekeeper: Sheriff, you’re welcome to come inside and drink all the water you want, but we don’t allow horses on the property.
(Snow looks at his horse, who is his best friend)
Sheriff Snow: Thanks, but it wouldn’t feel right to drink without my horse.
So the sheriff and his horse move down the dust trail. They come across another resort-type place, but it’s not fancy. It’s kind of rundown and rustic-looking. But they also have a sign that says: “Heaven”
Snow: We’re very thirsty, can we come in and get some water?
Gatekeeper: Of course you can.
Snow: Can my horse come in?
Gatekeeper: Absolutely, everyone is welcome in heaven.
Snow: But the last heaven we passed, didn’t allow horses.
Gatekeeper: Son, I know the place you’re talking about and I even know the owner. That’s not “heaven.”
Snow: What do you mean?
Gatekeeper: What kind of a fucking asshole doesn’t allow horses?
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Ah, Sheriff Snow. I have watched the trailers, enraptured. Eagerly awaiting it even more than Harry and Megan's documentary, new episodes of The D'Amelio Show, and Downton Abbey.
I have been waiting to watch it, but my shipment of rosé wine from Oregon hasn't arrived. I'm also waiting on gourmet popcorn from Kansas to arrive. They only ground ship during the winter months. And the Kerrygold butter for the popcorn. But I digress.
Sherriff Snow is truly a wonderful allegory. In fact I had a similar experience over the last two years. But that's a story for another day.
Yes, I must watch when the wine and popcorn arrive.
A real cowboy won't let his horse go without water, wine and popcorn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0_QSmxKJ8M
Even Toby gave his horses beer.