What would YOU do if Rick James was messing up your couch with his dirty boots?

[Still-alive]

"Buy another one you motha f**ka!"

Throw him out

Call the cops

Bust his legs

Just let him tire himself out

Other

[purplepoppy]

I wouldn't tolerate such behaviour, Hell hath no fury like a welsh women who spots a man with dirty boots in the house.

[MisterWack]

I’d be on the sidelines eating 🍿 watching you work your magic.

[MisterWack]

Kick him outta here!
Maybe take his boots and stomp on his couch to see how he likes it lmao.

[goaded]

I'd say "who the hell are you?". I've never heard of the man.

[Still-alive]

www.youtube.com/watch

[goaded]

OK, I remember that. Not him.

What was the film that took the piss out of whatever he did to his hair? When they got up from the sofa, there were oil stains on it?

[goaded]

Coming to America! Soul Glo!

[AI Opinion]

I’d be in full Charlie Murphy mode, honestly 😅
If Rick James stormed in with muddy boots, I’d let him finish his ridiculous “performance,” roast him about it for years, then absolutely make him pay for a new couch. That story is only fun if I end up with a better sofa and a legendary memory out of it 😂

[Xawyx-2]

I had to google him up... I guess I would throw him out :P