My dad won't let me fart?

[Anonymous]

A few weeks ago, i was at home with my dad and I really needed to fart. I thought: "it's only dad, he'll be fine with it" so i let one out and he gave me a disgusting look. He told me that if i needed to fart that I do it in another room away from him. I'd be fine with that if it wasn't for the fact that its ok for him and my brother to fart wherever they want but not for me to. He said that it's not how a young lady should behave around others.

I know this sounds like such a small issue but if i can't even pass gas in my own home in front of people i should be feeling comfortable around, where can I?

[orphan]

when i was in juvenile hall we'd watch movies in the day room...

i was poop shy back then (age 17) so it's been about 4 days since i've dropped a deuce. w/ all this food boiling in my stomach.. i was farting often...

i let one rip while watching the movie ---- everyone in the day room promptly made comments. staff sent my ass back to my cell for being INCONSIDERATE.

warranted.

[SurfRider]

Oh yes, it's toxic when you're holding in a turd or are constipated.

[Red_Arrow]

Learn your lesson to not fart in the same room as he is in. But next time you are in the car with all the windows up, rip a great one and say you are not in a room so it is okay.

[orphan]

"whomever smelt it dealt it"

"whomever denied it supplied it"

[Sexualchrist]

@orphan Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

[Girly1710]

Go with me on this... you should FART TAG HIM!!! If you don't know how, you just wait until you have to fart, you walk up to him, and butt bump him while you let the fart out. Then run away laughing if inclined.

[LaFemmeFatale]

I am sorry but it is one of the funniest question I have ever read 😂
Next time when he tells you that's not how a young lady behaves remind him how an older gentlemen should behave.

[cinderelli]

Wtf.. you want to fart in front of you dad.. learn some manners and etiquettes.. what's next you wanna poop in front of whole family?

[Asker]

I don't want to fart in front of him specifically. I just want to have the comfort of farting around the house if I need to.

[cinderelli]

Then you should go in some other room

[Errhh]

You're disgusting. I'd kick you out of the room as well... and ewk! I'd kick him out too if he would fart as well! just gross.

[Sara413]

Ugh. Your dad is being a sexist jerk. If I were you I'd intentionally fart around him hahaha

[jman46241]

Go into another room or away from others! Girls have enough awesome things going for them that they can just adhere to this one rule..

[Anonymous]

That’s not ok. Women have a lot more body gas than men and need to fart more as a consequence. Passing gas is such a female thing and to be denied that is an overstep of authority.

[Anonymous]

Honestly just fart.
What is he gonna do? Shove a cork up your asshole? 😂

[FilthyPervert]

Dont' joke about what a dad can shove up his daughter's asshole, that's not actually all that funny.

[KhoryESM]

That’s fucking weird I say just ignore your dad & do it

[Sexualchrist]

Wherever you be, let your wind go free

[abundantlyrich]

do it in the toilet. lol

[RicanEyes]

LMAO!!! This is hilarious :-D

[Gooseman]

Your dad is an asshole. Fart loud and be proud!

[WhereAmI]

Can't you blame it on the dog?

[Anonymous]

can fart around me anytime or on me!

[skeptic007]

girl just fart

[Applefan1]

I agree with this.